Chapter 61: Unpalatable Food!
The two had a conversation, but the specific matters had not yet been discussed, but Hua Yan was waving over there, signaling the two to come over, and finally Hong Xin hoped that Chen Yi would come to his company tomorrow, and after telling the address, they went back together.
"Who won?" Hong Xin said expectantly.
"Your big golden anus loses, and the tyrannosaurus wins!"
Hong Xin's old face flushed: "This is hairy, the big golden anus actually lost!"
After watching it for a while, Chen Yi didn't have the heart to look at it anymore, the tyrannosaurus beast only won one game, probably because his heart was inflated, and he continued to challenge the next player, but he was GG and sent to the black box car.
During this time, Chen Yi received a lot of calls, clearly hoping that he would join a certain family, and the price was very high, directly exceeding 320 million.
But Chen Yi didn't agree, he didn't look down on this value, so he didn't accept the invitation of those people, and chose to refuse arrogantly, on the grounds that there was no 10 billion free to talk!
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Before Chen Yi left, he first changed his shirt covered in blood, if he walked into the city, it would cause an uproar, Long Bawei had spare clothes in his car, and the two of them were just right, so they would wear them.
After returning to the bedroom, Chen Yi had no strength at all, his mouth was dry, his eyes were dizzy, and he was still ghosted.
This feeling is even more uncomfortable than hollowing out the kidneys, if it weren't for the youth and vigor, I am afraid that it would have hung up long ago if it was replaced by an old man.
took out his mobile phone, Chen Yi squinted his eyes to see the dynamics in the group.
The group is lively today, following the defeat of Noxus last time, the army that was beaten and retreated for thirty miles, today it has regained its strength and found the field.
This time, Noxus fought a stratagem war, and through Tyrone's Assassin forces, he burned Demacia's grain and grass.
The grain and grass were destroyed, and the soldiers of Demacia were frustrated, which led to the loss of today's battle, and after six o'clock, they have been tearing until now!
Debang Manager (Zhao Xin): "You have the ability to burn grain and grass, you have the ability to face the anus, a group of despicable guys!"
Hand of Noxus (Darius): "If you can't win, you can burn us." ”
Banishing Blade (Riwen): "That's it, don't talk if you can do it, make people laugh." ”
Radiant Lady (Lux): "Don't be complacent, I'll make you suffer next time." ”
Honor Executioner (Delevingne): "SOLO?"
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After reading it, Chen Yi felt that what Noxus said was very right, don't BB if you can do it, you can't win on the battlefield, and the group hasn't been angry.
Bite.
Prince: "Is my brother here?"
Chen Yi: "Yes, I just wanted to find you." ”
Prince: "Let's talk about your business first." ”
Chen Yi: "I want to ask, what is the situation of being dizzy and seeing people double after using mana, is it serious?"
The prince replied, "Everyone's rune power is limited, and it's okay to sleep well." ”
Chen Yi thought of the problem of insufficient manicism, it seems that he has to pay attention to the time in the future, otherwise the overdraft of the mana will be cool for a while, and the grass will grow on the grave next year.
Chen Yi: "Do you have anything to do with me?"
Prince: "(sighs)"
Chen Yi: "Feel uncomfortable after losing the battle?"
Prince: "Yes, this war started before the establishment of the red envelope group, it is difficult to distinguish the winner from the loser, yesterday my grain transport unit was attacked by Noxus, all the grain and grass were burned, the soldiers learned of the situation, the army was unstable, and today the battle was lost. ”
Burning grain and grass is a common thing, and it is also one of the strategies for fighting wars.
And the prince is not only stupid, but also very upright, telling such important news to the sergeant, sincerely adding to the blockage, and replacing him with Prime Minister Cao Cheng, he must kill the grain and grass officials first, and then come to a ruined boat.
Chen Yi: "You can read the book of war, and then think of a way." ”
The prince: "Don't mention it, the body is the capital of the war, I can't eat enough, and my brain is a mess." ”
The prince: "Brother Wei just wants to ask you, can you help me get food there?"
Speaking of food, Chen Yi really got it, but it seemed a bit unauthentic to eat instant noodles for the prince's army.
Chen Yi: "I don't know if you like the food in this world, you can show me what you are eating now, and I will compare it." ”
A minute later.
bite
"You have received a red envelope from King Gawain IV. ”
Click here to collect.
"Congratulations on getting X1 piece of dragon meat, X1 bottle of Lingquan Dew, and X1 tooth egg!"
The prince: "The thing I sent you is our food, you can taste it first, it tastes quite delicious." ”
Chen Yi: "Okay, then I'll take a look first." ”
(Jiaolong meat): A dragon-type beast endemic to the Valoran de Marcia region, its flesh is delicious, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
(Lingquan Dew): A spring called Lingquan Mountain Range in Valoran de Marcia, the water quality is sweet and refreshing.
(Tooth Egg): The egg laid by the tooth beast endemic to Valoran de Marcia, which is rich in protein and balanced with various trace elements.
First of all, the dragon meat was extracted, this is a palm-sized piece of meat, the color is cyan, and the blood vessels can be seen, and there is a fishy smell when you smell it with your nose, and it seems to be raw.
After trying and taking a bite, Chen Yi felt that this must be a piece of fake meat, just like the taste of several plastic bags combined.
Before I could swallow it, I vomited it.
I tried Lingquan Dew again, hoping it wouldn't be too unpalatable.
As soon as the Lingquan dew was in his mouth, Chen Yi was about to explode, there was a bitterness in the water, and there was a strong earthy smell, the first two were forgotten, but the problem was more than that, it was mixed with the smell of snot, which was too much.
As for the last egg, an egg called the Toothtooth Beast, it is the same size as the native egg, the color of the shell is black, and it needs to be plucked before it can be eaten.
Seeing this black egg, Chen Yi really didn't have the courage to take a bite, if he ate a mouthful of black, people would think that he had eaten coal, saying that your habit of food was abnormal.
After peeling it off, the egg whites are visible to the naked eye, and then the egg whites are broken open, and the dark egg yolk is inside.
Chen Yi finally felt that there was a normal food, so he stuck out his tongue and licked it on the egg yolk!
After licking, Chen Yi wanted to kick the prince's 2 3 boxers, making his balls split 4 and 5, and the 6 cm feathers were 7 and 8 scattered, and finally made him helpless for 10 points under 9 springs.
The reality may be that the prince died 9 times after being kicked for 10 seconds, his 8-ring-like figure bleed from 7 holes, the 6-centimeter finch was 4/5 shorter, and Chen Yi laughed 3 times and then 1 kick without saying a word!
Damn, what the hell did I lick!
To tell the truth, the egg yolk has a layer of burrs that are harder than the tongue, and after a while of tongue wriggling, the egg yolk is still intact, but the tongue breaks the skin first!