Chapter 155: Fighting
The five ghosts quarreled for a while, and the opinions could not be agreed, and the thin ghost said: "Brothers, we don't say secret words, in fact, I have already heard what you mean, it's not that you don't want to elect the head, but you want to be the head yourself." You don't want to listen to the orders of the Yin Devouring King, in fact, you don't want to listen to the orders of the head, you all have selfish intentions and ideas! ”
The other four ghosts all had this meaning in their hearts to a greater or lesser extent, and this layer of window paper was suddenly pierced by the thin ghost, but they suddenly fell silent.
"Brothers, everyone says that they are selfless and selfless, and they are all for the interests of their brothers, but in fact, everyone is a refined egoist, just to see who can disguise better! I heard that there is a novel called "Smiling Proud Jianghu", in which there is a Yue Buqun who disguises himself as a gentleman, but in fact, he is the most ambitious and wants to be the head of the Wuyue faction! The smiling ghost said.
The thin ghost said: "Since everyone wants to be the leader, let's determine the rules of the game, either vote for the leader, or determine the head by testing martial arts!" ”
Although the five ghosts are usually amiable on the surface, they have actually been fighting openly and secretly. It is said that literati are inferior to each other, but in fact, their five ghosts also despise each other and disagree with each other. They discussed it for a while, and finally agreed to elect the head of the company through a joust. But there is one condition: willing to gamble and lose, and if you lose, you must support the head of the house convincingly; Don't hold a grudge if you win, and don't take revenge on other brothers who have competed with you when you become the head of the house.
"Since everyone agrees, shouldn't we find a referee?" Fat Ghost said.
"Where's the referee?" The skinny ghost asked. Although there are other imps in the house, they are all subordinates of the five ghosts, and if you ask them to be referees, it is inevitable that there will be favoritism.
"Then let's hire someone to be the referee! Come out, brother hiding in the corner! I know you've been in for a long time! The smiling ghost said.
Hu Kehao knew that the smiling ghost was talking about himself. Although he is draped in a fractal Shcherpinsky carpet, he can play an invisible role, and the five ghosts cannot see him. But if he stays here, he will inevitably emit human breath, such as he will exhale a large amount of carbon dioxide, and the smell of sweat on his body can be perceived by the five ghosts. Hu Kehao heard the tall man say that their ghosts in the Nanshan Cave neither endanger humans nor provoke the underworld, since this is the case, he does not have to be afraid of the five ghosts, so he took off the Sherpinsky carpet and appeared.
"It is said that ghosts can see people, but people can't see ghosts, but I didn't expect that tonight we five ghosts can't see you, but you can see us. What an amazing piece of clothing you have! The short ghost said.
"This is a Scherpinsky carpet made according to the fractal theory, a high-tech product." Hu Kehao said.
"Our Nanshan ghost cave also needs to improve the level of science and technology! Don't keep engaging in ghosts and superstitions that have no scientific basis. The smiling ghost said.
"But...... We are ghosts ourselves, outliers in the eyes of scientists, and we are rejected by science, so how can we engage in scientific and technological activities? The short ghost said.
"Let's get down to business, the competition begins." The fat ghost pulled their thoughts back.
The Smiling Ghost is the most promising to be the leader, and both the Thin Ghost and the Dwarf Ghost support the Smiling Ghost, and the two of them no longer participate in the competition. The fat ghost and the high ghost are quite powerful, and they have decided to compete with the smiling ghost. The relationship between these five ghosts is a bit like the kings of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom period, the smiling ghost is like the heavenly king Hong Xiuquan, the thin ghost and the dwarf ghost are like the western king Xiao Chaogui and the southern king Feng Yunshan, Xiao Chaogui and Feng Yunshan are supporting Hong Xiuquan, just as the thin ghost and the dwarf ghost support the smiling ghost among the five ghosts. Yang Xiuqing, the king of the east, and Wei Changhui, the king of the north, are quite powerful, and they are not satisfied with Hong Xiuquan, so the two kings have the intention of usurping the throne, just as the fat ghost and the high ghost among the five ghosts are dissatisfied with the smiling ghost and want to win the head. There are many similarities in the world, and they are often related to the struggle for power.
The first round is a competition between the fat ghost and the smiling ghost. They put on a posture, and the fat ghost arched his hand and said, "Brother Smiling, brother has always admired you very much. Today's competition, mainly to learn martial arts with the eldest brother, and there is no other thought. ”
"Brother, you're welcome, you won me, and then you won the tall brother, you are the head of our Nanshan Ghost Cave; If you lose, we don't hold grudges, and we're still good brothers! The smiling ghost said.
These five ghosts have all practiced martial arts before their deaths, and they have a natural love and reverence for martial arts. At this time, they competed in martial arts, and did not use the art of ghosts and evils, but only used real martial arts and fighting techniques. Hu Kehao has read some martial arts novels and martial arts movies, although he doesn't understand martial arts and can't fight, but he still has the ability to determine whether he wins or loses. Hu Kehao saw that the mountain temple was small, and asked them to compete in the open space outside the mountain temple, and the five ghosts readily agreed.
The fat ghost's body shook, and he instantly came to the open space outside the mountain temple. Hu Kehao only felt the dark shadow in front of him shaking, and he didn't know how he got out. It turned out that the fat ghost's martial arts foundation was not weak, he didn't use ghost arts, but ran out really, but his movements were extremely fast, and Hu Kehao didn't see it clearly. The fat ghost stood with his feet side by side in the clearing, his shoulders collapsed, his fingers together, his palms up, and his lower abdomen in front of him, looking as if he was holding a big watermelon.
"Brother, you are really a good successor of 'Bajiquan'! Your move is 'holding the moon in your arms', your left shoulder is low, your right shoulder is high, your left hand is oblique, your right hand is positive, and the action is still so standard! That's a good job! The smiling ghost said.
Hu Kehao thought to himself: "What's the use of action standards? The key is to have actual combat functions, otherwise it is just fist embroidery and formalism! He heard that Bruce Lee founded Jeet Kune Do, a set of martial arts that no matter what the moves, as long as he directly knocks the opponent down. However, in the eyes of old-school martial artists, movement moves are very important and are one of the important differences between this martial art and other martial arts. If you use other moves indiscriminately, you are suspected of betraying your master.
"Brother Smiling, brother is here!" After the fat ghost finished speaking, he used a move to "push the mountain", and pushed out the smiling ghost with his left palm. The smiling ghost also knew a lot about Bajiquan before his death, and he had a strategy for dealing with various moves. He didn't answer, he took a step to the left, and the fat ghost's left palm did not push on the smiling ghost, but hit a big tree, and the big tree kept shaking and many fallen leaves fell. Hu Kehao was contaminated with ghost energy this night, and he could see the five ghosts competing. If other people pass by, they may not be able to see the five ghosts, they may only feel a strong wind blowing in the woods, and the trees are shaking violently.
The smiling ghost dodged the attack of the fat ghost, and the fat ghost quickly changed his moves, using tricks such as "harrier turning over" and "splitting the hexagram palm" to continue to launch a fierce offensive against the smiling ghost. The smiling ghost's right foot is slightly raised, and the left arm is placed on the right arm to cross the wheel. The fat ghost saw that the smiling ghost had clenched into a yang fist, but he was as fast as lightning and unexpectedly hit it with a yin fist, which was the "double fighting Qimen" move in Baji Boxing. The fat ghost was caught off guard and leaned over to dodge, and the smiling ghost hooked him again, and he fell to the ground with a thud. The smiling ghost was merciless, entangled in the left, entangled in the right, double-hit on the left, double-collided on the right, one step and three rings, three steps and nine turns, and hit the two fists like raindrops
The fat ghost struggled to parry, and made a move "Qinglong out of the water", his left fist became a hook, and his right fist snorted out, wanting to give the smiling ghost a heavy blow. The smiling ghost made a move to "split the muscles and bones", swung his right elbow, turned his hand and grabbed his right wrist, twisted it on his back, and stepped forward with his left hand at the same time, grabbed his shoulder chastity point, and sent him forward, pressing him to the ground.
"To admit defeat or not to admit defeat?" The smiling ghost asked.
"The brother has been fighting with the smiling brother for many years, and in front of others, he has never flinched or succumbed, and the younger brother has never known what it means to admit defeat." Fat Ghost said.
The smiling ghost saw that the fat ghost did not give in, and his hands strained slightly, only to hear a click, and the fat ghost's right shoulder joint was dislocated, and at the same time let out a miserable scream. The smiling ghost let go of the fat ghost's wrist and asked majestically, "Is the position of the head of the house to fight or not?" The fat ghost was so painful that his forehead was full of sweat, and without saying a word, he entered the mountain temple.
The thin ghost stepped forward and held the fat ghost's right arm with his left hand, grabbed his head and neck with his right hand, and pushed and sent him back to the molar. The fat ghost whispered, "Thank you! He stood aside with his head down.
"In the first round of the competition, Brother Smiling - win!" Hu Kehao shouted loudly.