Chapter 167: Opening the artifact is a bit of a sass
In the elegantly decorated living room, there is a coffee table under the wall, and a row of sofas in the center, allowing light to come in through the floor-to-ceiling windows. A vintage wall clock in the front of the left wall ticks to a light and soft tune.
With a whoosh, on the originally empty sofa, two men wearing ancient windbreakers suddenly appeared, lying in an extremely strange posture. They were covered in dust, their chests heaving violently, and they were like fish out of the water, constantly gasping for breath.
"Huhuβit's dangerous! Next time, you must not be so risky! Hey, it's really fateful, I almost died twice this time, it's crazy, but fortunately the plan didn't go wrong. β
Lin Hao coughed violently, greedily breathed fresh air, paralyzed like mud, leaned on the sofa on all fours, and ripped off the human skin mask on his face with his hand, his forehead immediately drooped cold sweat, and his face turned pale.
"Young Master, is this the earth?" Lin Wei took a few deep breaths, relied on his cultivation to be strong, and quickly calmed down the surging qi and blood, shook the soft sofa on his back, and looked up at the decoration of the living room, his eyes were full of curiosity.
"Yes, Ah Wei. There happens to be a guest room next door, which has quilts and toiletries, you can stay for a few days and familiarize yourself with the modern things and facilities of the earth. I'll go out and buy you some clothes later, the robes of the Wild World are not suitable for wearing here. β
After a while, Lin Hao nodded, and after calming down, he finally got rid of the shadow of death, stood up and pointed to computers, mobile phones, toilets and other objects, and began to explain to Lin Wei how to use them one by one.
"Okay, young master." Lin Wei raised the leopard's head and looked around, and instantly turned into a curious baby, scratching left and right, looking at everything around, his eyes were full of curiosity, and while listening to Lin Hao's explanation, he couldn't wait to tinker.
"Hey, I'm learning so fast!" Lin Hao took him around the whole house, and directly opened the curtains, letting Lin Wei look at the high-rise buildings outside, seeing that he quickly used many electrical appliances proficiently, he couldn't help but be secretly surprised.
As a clone, Lin Wei's cognition of the whole world is actually based on Feng Sandao's memory, and a lot of common sense still stays in the stereotype of the martial arts system of the reckless world.
Although Lin Wei was instilled with a lot of knowledge about the military, culture, economy, and politics of the earth, he actually only had a vague general impression of the earth.
For example, although he knew in his heart that there were many hundred-meter-high buildings made of steel, iron boxes that could run fast without being pulled by fierce beasts, thin pieces of metal that could transmit sound for thousands of miles without formation control, and even ordinary metal balls without the slightest special fluctuation could be sent into space hundreds of thousands of miles away.
Before Lin Wei came, he knew that the earth had a system called science, which was completely different from the martial arts structure of the reckless world, but he didn't know its specific principles, for example, why could the "computer" run on its own without a formation, and why could the "light bulb" shine without a spar?
I think that many of these scientific principles, even many earthlings, are estimated to be unable to say specific truths.
Just as Lin Hao looked at the reckless world, Lin Wei looked at the earth world and felt that everything was very novel.
Of course, he is a very smart person, basically a little bit thorough, not long kung fu, many scientific and technological facilities as soon as he got started, he quickly played a thief.
No, at this time, Lin Wei was sitting on the sofa, like an ordinary earth bowing clan, his fingers turned into afterimages, he was holding a certain O smartphone, clicking on the famous mini-game Mao Ziguo Cube, his eyes were shining, and he relied on his amazing reflexes to blow up one level after another, and he had a lot of fun.
"Trash games, ruin my youth, cost me money! Well, it seems that it is necessary to pull Linwei into the pit later, I guess pesticides and alliances must need such talents! With the terrifying reflexes and hand speed of the warriors of the reckless world, they will definitely beat the scum of the stick country. β
Lin Hao touched his chin, a fascinated smile gradually appeared on his face, glanced at Lin Wei who was fighting hard, and said loudly:
"Ah Wei, although your martial arts cultivation is strong, you still need to be familiar with the earth's scientific and technological weapons. Ahem, otherwise, wait a few more games with me to eat chicken, and then teach you a few tricks, and make sure to lie down and win all the way. β
Bah, garbage pesticides and pit daddy alliance, where is our chicken kindergarten fun?
"Clams?" Lin Wei was stunned when he heard this, and quickly nodded yes, his tongue subconsciously licked his lips, his heart was full of doubts, and he secretly thought:
"Eating chicken? Hmm, what does familiarity with technological weapons have to do with eating? No matter, what the young master said is right anyway! Oops, I don't know if the chickens on the earth are delicious, I heard that they are not as good as the flesh and blood of fierce beasts. Anyway, do you still have to teach you to eat a chicken, strange, is there any other mystery? β
Looking at Ah Wei's tangled expression in deep thought, Lin Hao couldn't help but laugh secretly, leaning back against the soft sofa, and directly picked up the remote control and clicked on the TV.
"By the way, young master, all the spirit fruits I secretly picked are here!"
Lin Wei put down his mobile phone directly, sank into the Void Ring, took out a bunch of human-faced peaches from the small space, and carefully placed them on the coffee table.
After a few grunts, more than 50 ruddy and fat peaches rolled out and folded on the coffee table to form a pyramid, and the air was filled with a strange fragrance, which made people feel refreshed.
"Huh, so much?"
Lin Hao was taken aback, you must know that these quantities account for a quarter of the spiritual fruit on the peach tree on the human face! This pile alone, in the reckless world, is absolutely incalculable.
Actually, according to Lin Wei's thoughts at that time, if he wasn't afraid that the Three-winged Winged Snake and the powerhouses would go crazy, he would have planned to sweep away all the spirit fruits.
Resolutely implement the young master's three-light policy!
However, Lin Wei thought about it, he still had to hide invisibly among the branches and leaves of the spirit tree, and he must not destroy the young master's follow-up plan.
Therefore, as a competent dog-legged, he had no choice but to give up the rest of the spirit fruits and silently wait for Lin Hao's response.
For this reason, Lin Wei has been regretting that he has picked too little and has not fought for greater benefits for the young master, which is really a huge failure for a loyal dogleg who claims to be a confidant!
"Ah Wei, it's really hard for you, take a good rest first. You take these ten spirit fruits, refine the essence of heaven and earth contained in them, and restore your cultivation to the realm of martial arts as soon as possible. β
Lin Hao patted Ah Wei's shoulder, collected more than forty spirit fruits, and prepared to keep them for use, such as swallowing them for himself, using them for the development of the Blue Dragon Society, or using them as a lure to recruit other martial arts powerhouses.
"Young master, in fact, five is enough."
Lin Wei's face was full of excitement, looking at the ten human face peaches that were pushed in front of him, looking at Lin Hao with the eyes of "the one who is a confidant dies", and firmly pushed the other five human face peaches back, and said in an excited tone:
"As long as I have the help of this kind of heaven and earth treasure, my speed of returning to the Martial Sect realm will definitely be greatly accelerated, and maybe I can use this to go to the next level and directly break through to the middle stage of the Martial Sect!"
"Okay, I'll give it to you next time." Lin Hao had no choice but to put away the five spirit fruits again, and when he heard that he could go to the next level, his face immediately became happy:
"Ah Wei, what resources do you need when cultivating, remember to tell me, don't be polite! As long as we add one more martial arts powerhouse, the Blue Dragon Society will use Wutong City as the foundation, and cooperate with the earth perfumes, spirits and other things to open up the market, and it will definitely rise rapidly. β
"Okay, young master, don't worry, I will make a good development plan, and when I return to Wutong City, I will definitely lead the Blue Dragon Society to shine."
Lin Wei nodded, revealing a dog-headed military strategist posture with a horse's head in the eye, and slapped his chest loudly.
With a "squeak", a crack suddenly opened in the bedroom door, and a black shadow turned into startled lightning with lightning speed, and shot towards Lin Hao in an instant.
"Ah Wei, don't be nervous, this is my pet cat."
Seeing Lin Wei's muscles tense, Lin Hao hurriedly waved his hand, and the next second he felt his shoulders sink sharply.
When he felt a fluffy tail flicking around next to his cheek, tickling people, Lin Hao immediately sneezed fiercely, directly rubbed the fat cat's pointed ears, and scolded with an angry smile:
"This dead fat cat, greedy and lazy, when will it annoy the reader, ah no, when it annoys me, when it annoys me, I will knock over your cat food basin, dismantle you into eight pieces, and drink it directly to the stew!"
"Meowβ"
On the shoulder, the fat cat stretched out its paws in dissatisfaction and scratched the air a few times. The next moment, it jumped onto the couch with a thud.
It took a few cat steps, staring at the fist-sized human face peach on the coffee table, its pink nose fluttering greedily a few times, its watery eyes revealing an extremely eager look, and its tail kept flicking around.
"Ahem, Ah Fei, get out of here and play, lazy cats can't eat fruit!"
Lin Hao's face darkened, revealing a fierce expression, and he lifted the soft meat behind the fat cat's neck, causing the other party's dissatisfied paws to scratch in mid-air.
Like a chicken, he put it directly on the floor, Lin Hao waved his hand impatiently, with a disgusted expression of not bothering Uncle Ben again.
"Meow!" The fat cat's paws snapped, jumped back on the sofa in a huff, turned his head and didn't look at Lin Hao, scratched his ears with his hairy paws, found a comfortable posture, turned around a few times, and directly lay down without any image, stretched out his front paws, and yawned in disgust. A stinky fart expression that you are just a shovel and the cat master doesn't care about you.
Next to the sofa, Lin Wei's cheeks tugged, watching the young master and the cat fighting angrily, talking to himself for a while, saying something he didn't understand, he couldn't help scratching his head, and said without words:
"Ahem, young master, this cat is also slender, how did you name it Ah Fei?"
"Oh, it's already fat, so ......"
Lin Hao stretched his waist carelessly, fixed his gaze on the fat cat, his face suddenly became strange, and the second half of the sentence in his mouth suddenly choked in his throat.
No wonder I think this fat cat is a lot lighter, I haven't paid attention to it before, but now I find that on the back of the sofa, the little guy is no longer the bloated body of the past, and it looks extremely cute.
It has a pink nose, pure black pointed ears, large black shiny hair on its upper body like a cloud of ink, and a long black tail.
The lower half of the body is all pure white, including four snow-white legs, a hairy front chest, and a slender and elegant body, which looks noble and lazy with its yawning posture at this time.
"When did this dead fat cat become so thin? Hey, where is the fat lump on the belly that was originally chubby and soft? Hurry up and change it back for me, I don't like you! It's completely hands-free, hey, bastard, Lao Tzu's natural pillow! β
Lin Hao hurriedly got up, picked up the fat cat with black and white patterns, and reached out to grope back and forth on its belly for a while, immediately showing a look of chagrin.
There is a disgusted expression on your face that you are no longer the cat Erleng you used to be, and I am very disappointed in you.
"Meow-" The fat cat shook its tail, struggled to jump off the ground, and scratched Lin Hao's pants like a fried hair, obviously very dissatisfied with the shovel officer's indiscriminate touching of his handsome belly.
"Well, the body shape has changed so much, it is estimated that during this time, this dead fat cat has eaten a lot of shredded meat of fierce beasts, so everything makes sense, but I was busy preparing for otherworldly things before, and I haven't paid much attention to it."
Lin Hao frowned, glanced at Ah Fei, who was walking in a chic catwalk, and instantly fell into deep thought, secretly thinking: It seems that I want to find an opportunity to go home and send some fierce beast meat to my parents to replenish my body.
However, the energy contained in the flesh of the fierce beast is too large and violent, and the ordinary people on the earth, especially the middle-aged and elderly, estimate that the weak physique is difficult to bear.
In this case, I must take the time to collect a relatively rare small fierce beast with qi and blood energy contained in my body.
In fact, things such as the spirit fruit and the flesh of the fierce beast in the reckless world all contain a huge amount of violent energy. For ordinary earthlings who do not have the slightest martial arts cultivation, rashly taking it may not only be beneficial, but harmful, so you must be careful when taking it, the slightest carelessness will hurt the body, and in serious cases, it will even explode and die!
Just as Lin Hao was thinking, Ah Wei put away the human face peach and said respectfully: "Young Master, I am going to swallow a spirit fruit and directly refine and enhance my cultivation." β
"Well, go ahead." Lin Hao suddenly came back to his senses, led Ah Wei to the next guest room, and after some advice, he turned around and sat down on the sofa.
"Meow-" The fat cat crooked its little brain, flicked its furry tail, licked its paws with its pink tongue, and swaggered back to the bedroom, as if it was the owner of the house.
"Well, this trip to the spiritual land, although it is extremely thrilling, has gained a lot. Next, it's time to get ready to go to the Tower of Babel, and that's the real highlight. β
"Moreover, the dozens of cheats that let the chip analyze in depth last time, as well as the "Flame Flying Knife Heart Method", will soon be completely cracked. I am now at the peak of the Warrior Realm, as long as I swallow the Quenching Bone Pill I refined last time, and cooperate with the newly created Foundation Building Technique, I will definitely be able to break through the Martial Realm in one fell swoop! At that time, he has a true qi body, and even if he is attacked by ordinary pistol bullets, he is not afraid of dangering his life. β
After thinking about it, Lin Hao couldn't help but shake his head and smile, and directly sank his mind into the Naxu ring.
In the space shrouded by the fog diaphragm, half of the head of the three-winged snake fell to the ground, the streamlined hideous snake head, the blood-red eyes of the doors and windows, the deep and hard thick scales, the sharp conical fangs, and the huge coercion that emanated.
All of this declares how fierce and monstrous this overlord was during his lifetime.
With only half a snake head, it occupies almost half of the space of the Naxu Ring, so you can imagine how huge and terrifying the complete three-winged snake body is!
"Tsk, in addition to the snake gall and snake tendons, the snake head is the most precious part, and it has been earned! This is not an ordinary beast, but a famous ancient relic! In the flesh and blood, there is not only a huge amount of qi and blood energy, but also a priceless blood. Whether it is snake scales, snake meat, snake blood, snake teeth, snake pupils, etc., in the reckless world, they are all rare materials that can make warriors blush and crazy, desperate to rob. β
Lin Hao's face showed ecstasy, and while praising him, he secretly recalled.
According to his estimates, the boss of the stall Qin, who has a mysterious origin, deliberately laid down the earth-shattering formation this time, I am afraid that the main purpose is to hunt the three-winged snake and pick the peaches with human faces, which should only be incidental.
In other words, if there were no previous powerhouses besieging the Three-winged Snake and making it consume a huge amount, Boss Qin might have been able to hit this fierce creature by surprise with that formation alone, but with such a big loss, the Three-winged Snake would definitely flee wildly, and I am afraid that no one would be able to keep it at that time.
I have to say that that Boss Qin is not only superb in formation cultivation, but also scheming and difficult to deal with.
"Hey, borrowing a knife to kill a snake is really a clever plan. But I'm really sorry, this time I cut off your financial route. Anyway, it is impossible for that Boss Qin to swallow it alone, after all, the strong people are not vegetarians. Instead of cheapening others, why don't I take over, it's a big deal to go to Wutong City next time and take care of his business. β
Lin Hao smiled cheaply on his face, rubbed the Void Ring, and then began to think about the follow-up actions of the Desolate Sky Secret Realm.
"It is estimated that the gang is still fighting, and I robbed the opportunity of the man in white, judging from his killing intent at that time, I am afraid that if I am not sure whether I am dead, I will not be able to stay near the peach tree with a human face, and wait for me to appear. So, to be on the safe side, I have to wait five or six days before I go back, anyway, there are still more than ten days before the opening of the Tower of Babel, so it doesn't matter if I go later. β
Thinking of this, Lin Hao immediately felt good, in fact, the most precious harvest of this trip to the spiritual land was neither the head of the three-winged winged snake, nor the spiritual fruit human face peach, but the most inconspicuous small flame.
As soon as his mind moved, a small dark blue flame immediately appeared in the sky above the white and tender palm, and at this time, he was naughtily jumping left and right, faintly, exuding a sense of closeness to Lin Hao.
"Tsk, this rare and abnormal ice flame is a complete artifact! I have to say, I must be God's illegitimate child. β
Lin Hao had a smile in his eyes, and relevant information flashed in his mind.
Nine Shadows of Ice Flame: In the reckless world, the once-in-a-lifetime Heaven and Earth Strange Fire, ranked 367th on the list of strange fires recorded in the classics.
Born and raised, it is the spiritual fire of extreme yin and extreme cold, and the so-called cathode gives birth to yang, although the Nine Shadows Ice Flame contains the terrible cold that incinerates all things, but it actually contains a little extreme yang fire essence.
And this is also its most precious and peculiar place, the so-called lonely yin does not give birth to lonely yang does not grow, only the combination of yin and yang should be the avenue of heaven and earth.
This Nine Shadows Ice Flame can not only protect the master and kill the enemy, but also clear the mind and calm the mind, dispel the demons in the heart, and can make the master slightly speed up the flow of qi and blood when cultivating, and even increase the success rate of alchemy to a certain extent, which can be described as wonderful.
For alchemists, it is impossible to meet but not to seek, and it is definitely the kind of open hanging artifact that belongs to the sky!
"Hey, it's a pity, it's a pity, this Nine Shadows Ice Flame has just been born, and it has been very powerful before, killing many martial arts powerhouses. At this time, it seems that he is already quite weak, and he still needs to recuperate. β
Lin Hao sighed, directly put away the small flame, let it integrate into the internal organs, slowly absorb the essence and energy, and let it recuperate, waiting to recover its supernatural powers.
"Boss pay back quickly, boss pay back quickly!"
When he was in a daze, the smartphone on the coffee table vibrated in a circle, and immediately a shy mobile phone ringtone was heard.
"Hello?" Lin Hao answered the phone, without the slightest embarrassment on his face, and directly lay on the sofa with a big grin.
"Hey, I said rat, tomorrow I said that I would come to the food street near Jiangcheng University, you haven't forgotten this, right?"
There was a burst of voice from the opposite side, faintly mixed with some noise, and it seemed that the signal was a little poor.
"Remember, madman, don't worry!" Lin Hao patted his head fiercely, don't say it, this turtle grandson didn't mention it, he really forgot.
"What about the liar, just your fish-like memory? I'll tell you, don't release pigeons tomorrow, or Lao Tzu will break off with you! β
The other side sneered, and then Li Feng lowered his voice slightly, and said mysteriously:
"Mouse, do you remember what I told you before? Recently, there is a big event in Jiangcheng, and I will take you to see the world. β
"Uh, that's what you told me before, you peeked at the high school lesbian table shower?"
Lin Hao scratched his head, deliberately teased and exclaimed loudly, then yawned lazily, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, who are we, never tell your troubles." Well, as long as you continue to bribe my brother and me, I promise that God knows that you know and I know. β
"Fuck off!" The other side roared angrily, and a burst of snickering women could be vaguely heard, Li Feng coughed a few times in embarrassment, "Cough, let's talk about it tomorrow, and then I'll clean up your livestock!" β
"Beep-" The phone instantly fell into a blind tone, and the other side had obviously hung up.
"Interesting, what did you tell me last time? It seems that life will not be too boring in the future. β
Lin Hao put down his mobile phone, carefully recalled the topic that the madman had mentioned before, and the corners of his mouth slowly hooked up an arc.
"It seems that the world is going to slowly show another side to me, and I really have a little bit of an expectation."
"Ah Wei, remember to pack up the guys, it's time to work tomorrow!"
"Okay, young master!"
When the earth world is a transition, it will not take too much ink for the time being, it will bury some foreshadowing, and the overall direction will be easy. Kidnapping parents, kidnapping relatives, bullying and the like will not have these bloody plots. In the next chapter, throw a few new characters out, which can be regarded as a little spice. The so-called difficult to reconcile, if you have any suggestions, you can mention it, and I will change it. Work hard, actually, I've just wanted to tell a few interesting stories and people, well, what about this book, to be honest, I haven't written anything I want to write yetγγγγγγ Dig a pit, thank you for your support!