Chapter 8: Life in the Palace
"Lord Wang! I beg you to kill me! A poor man like me can't afford to pay you back! Let me give you this life! My life is worth a lot of silver! Wang Zixi reacted quickly enough, this man was the masked killer she saw in the suburbs, but the killer was masked at the time, he didn't see the person's appearance clearly at all, and now kneeling in front of this person, he raised his head slightly to secretly look at the person's appearance, this man not only looks five big and three thick, tall and slender, but even this face is handsome, blind to his good martial arts, Yu Wang Ye is actually a little white face!
But if you think about it, if the male protagonists are not handsome, who can be handsome? How to provoke rotten peach blossoms if you are not handsome?
But now the main problem is that this game is really sick! He owes this man money now, and even if this man hates him again, how can he kill him with money in vain!
"Lord Wang! The villain really has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai! I didn't expect that the person hiding in the tree who peeked at me was actually a hot big man in the court today! What a shame the villain is! To be favored by the prince must be to accumulate virtue in the previous life! ”
The prince bragged vigorously about how good this prince was! While boasting and sarcastic, if this prince has no problem with his brain, he will definitely be able to understand what he has to say.
But he praised for a long time, and this prince didn't say half a word!
"Lord Wang! The villain wants to ask, how much money does the villain owe you? ”
The person lying on the bed moved slightly, half-leaned to look at Wang Zixi, but said with a smile on his lips: "You owe me a lot!" Let me do the math for you...... Falling from a tree in the woods scared me to sleep, the language offended me and dared me to bring you to the capital, obviously promised to pay me the passage fee, but sneaked away when I went upstairs to change clothes! By the way, there is a waste of food, I asked for such a whole table of dishes, but you only ate two cakes, all the mistakes you made, you just said, I am the prince of the dynasty, how wise and noble is the status, you offended such a noble person, it is not just a matter of silver! You just said that you gave me your life, what's the use of asking for your dog's life! But my dog has recently passed away, and I haven't had time to find a better dog, so if you don't mind, stay in the palace and be my dog! ”
There didn't seem to be anything wrong with this call, Wang Zixi gritted his teeth and wanted to jump up and pounce on him, slapping him in the mouth!
But he didn't dare, he still owes this man money!
The tragic life of slavery began like this, Wang Zixi was dragged out by this person's subordinates and forced him to change his clothes, but how could his clothes be different from other people's clothes? Other people's clothes are all gray and blue, but why is his clothes red and green, they look like ...... Forehead...... It's like a bunch of rags sewn up, and these rags are all colorful, either red or green, it looks like a woman in the land of fireworks and willow alleys is wearing clothes, hey, take a closer look, this dress seems to be a woman's clothes, looking at the skirt is so long, and there are streamers and shawls, how to look nondescript when you wear it!
What's this?
Bet on the dignity of a man, he will never wear this clothes.
The guards who forced him to change his clothes laughed.
"No! I don't wear this! This dress is too much! ”
"If you don't wear it, you can't do it! The prince said that he would have to put on makeup for you for a while! But speaking of which, little brother, you really look like a woman, and there is no sense of disobedience at all in this dress! ”
Wang Zixi was embarrassed, and muttered in his heart: "There is no sense of disobedience? I'm afraid that the guards in the palace are blind! He, a big man wearing women's clothes, how could he not have a sense of disobedience? ”
"Little brother, change it on! If you don't freeze your hands, we'll have to change them for you! As they spoke, these guards began to tug at Wang Zixi's clothes!
"Stop, stop! I'll just change it myself! You've all turned your backs! "Wang Zixi is really forced to be helpless, as the saying goes, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and all the reputation of a good man in his life was ruined here! If you change women's clothes, you will change women's clothes, what does it look like to pull and pull! This prince is clearly deliberately manipulating him! Blame him for not recognizing it at the time!
No wonder the cute little housekeeper will remind him vigorously! But the hint was too tactful, and he didn't understand what it meant! Saying that "it has entered the jurisdiction of Fu Yu's power", doesn't this mean that he must listen to the words of this perverted prince seriously here!
Fu Yu changed his clothes and walked out, and saw Wang Zixi, who was wearing women's clothes and standing in the courtyard and being ridiculed by a group of minions and maids! It's a bit fancy, but it's a good fit for him!
"Okay, go to my house and take out the clothes that are going to be given to Princess Pingyang and put them on for him first!"
Wang Zixi's face turned red, gritted his teeth and raised his fist, and said hatefully: "I don't wear it!" I won't wear it even if I die! ”
Wang Ye: "Then beat him to death!" ”
Wang Zixi: "...... Then I'd better change my clothes, you say what clothes I change, I'll change what clothes! ”
"That's right! The dog has to be well-behaved, and a little well-behaved will get the love of the owner! Fu Yuqiang couldn't help laughing, touched his head seriously and said, "After changing your clothes, wait for me in my study!" ”
Wang Zixi secretly scolded in his heart, but no matter how many times he scolded, the facts would not change.
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads!
He wants to stay alive and he wants to complete the game's mission! I want to go to the peak of my life and make a lot of money, and I want to get rid of this bullshit prince and live a good life!
However, the game is always a little similar to real life, and no matter where he goes, he must suffer from the oppression and white eyes of others.
Wang Zixi changed his clothes, was pulled and pulled by a large group of maids, and it took him half a day to comb his hair, and looked at himself in the mirror It was really a big change, he was small and lovely in the mirror, and he still had a little bit of femininity!
"Bah, what a femininity! I'm a man! A dignified man! ”
Wang Zixi stood up and took two steps forward, almost tripping over his dress.
The maid next to him laughed, reached out to help him, and after making a fuss, he cleaned up and was pushed out.
But he seemed to have forgotten the most important question, he had forgotten to ask where the study was.
With his thousand years, confused brain, and ten thousand years of road idiot spirit, how could he find out where the study was!
After going around and around, I still didn't go to the study, but to the kitchen.
The smell wafted out from the kitchen, and Wang Zixi sniffled.
This is obviously the taste of chicken soup that has just been boiled, and her stomach is growling at this time.
Speaking of which, he hadn't eaten for a long time, and he had only eaten a few cakes all day.
Thinking like this, he touched his stomach and walked into the kitchen.
"Who is this chicken soup for?" Wang Zixi walked to the freshly boiled chicken soup and sniffled and asked, "If it's for the prince, then I'll take it away?" ”
"This sister, this chicken soup was ordered by the prince to be boiled for the guests, sister, do you want to serve it to the prince or to the prince's guests?" The little cook in the kitchen looks quite delicate, but when she speaks, she is aggressive and does not show mercy at all.
"How do I know...... Anyway, the prince asked me to serve it...... "Wang Zixi couldn't say clearly, but the momentum was very tough, staring at the little cook in the kitchen with two eyes, this little girl is also very good-looking, but this style doesn't know who to learn from, he just wants to drink chicken soup, if he doesn't drink anything else, he wants to drink this cup!
"Alright! Then you take it over, be careful, don't break it! This sister, you are a maid who just came to the palace, why haven't I seen it before? The little chef told me repeatedly.
Wang Zixi stared at the chicken soup with both eyes, and didn't hear what the little cook said.
The little cook saw that Wang Zixi ignored her, so she stopped asking.
Wang Zixi happily walked out of the kitchen with chicken soup, found a corner of the garden and squatted down to enjoy it slowly.
The chicken soup was drunk in one go, and the few pieces of chicken in it were not enough for him to eat, so he didn't care about his image, wiped his hands on his skirt, and got out of the garden, ready to sneak into the kitchen and steal some more food.
But as soon as he came out of the garden, he didn't know who he had bumped into.
When I looked up, I saw that it was a quiet man.
looks very good-looking, it should be the gentle one, but looking at this dress, it shouldn't be a person in the palace.
Wang Zixi came out of the garden, patted the soil on his body, pretended to bend down and made a big salute to this person, and then apologized softly: "This son, I didn't mean to bump into you, please see that I am a new adult and forgive me a lot!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and left, regardless of whether this son forgave him or not!
"What room are you a maid in? Why is the temper so big! If I let me know who your master is, I will let him teach you a good lesson!" ”
Wang Zixi ignored what he said, and ran away with a jump.
The son who was hit looked at Wang Zixi's back and shook his head, only because he was unlucky to encounter this incident.
Wang Zixi couldn't find a study, so he simply found a shady place to sleep, and it was not too late to explain when the quirky prince found him.
His clothes are really troublesome to walk, and it is better to sleep lying down than to sleep while sitting.
He found a comfortable piece of grass and simply lay down with his head up.
If you think about it, this kind of life is not bad, eat, drink and sleep! As long as that neurotic prince doesn't trouble him anymore, he will be Amitabha, thank God, and you won't have the luxury of a more luxurious life.