"Ahh

Seeing Jiang Ke sneezing, Sister Tanuki hurriedly told him to wait, and then learned from the tone he said when he was 'pretending to be a master': "I will count this, I will count this, I will calculate it for you, you sneezed, that is, someone scolded you behind your back!" ”

"Sneezing is the ...... of the nasal mucosa being stimulated and congested by the outside world" The corners of Jiang Ke's mouth twitched: "What you said is a folk saying, just like applying soy sauce or sauce to a scald, which is wrong." ”

"Oh? No, the former owner applied the miso when he was burned, and he said it worked. "Sister Tanuki doesn't believe it.

"Then did he eat cucumbers with scald cream?" Jiang Ke was noncommittal.

“……”

In this verbal battle, Jiang Ke won a small game, although it was useless......

It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, Jing Yan is going to live in school, no one can change it, Luo Yiyi did an hour of psychological work, and finally failed, and after explaining to Jiang Ke, she went home from work.

As for the content of the explanation, it was very 'weird', she actually sighed and reminded Jiang Ke that Jing Yan was not yet an adult......

Underage ......

"What does it have to do with me whether she is an adult or not!" Jiang Ke was mad in his heart.

However, the Mercedes-Benz S400 parked at the gate of the school, after Jing Yan got angry several times, Wang Ping temporarily stabilized Jing Zhongmin, called Uncle Lin to go home, and finally left.

The 50,000 yuan that came from the pit yesterday, in front of Jing Yan, Jiang Ke wanted to return it to Uncle Lin, that is, to her father, there was no surprise, Jing Yan said, this is his labor fee, it should be collected, if you feel embarrassed, then invite her to eat delicious food, so ......

Tonight's takeaway, the nearly two-meter-long big table, spread to the brim, cost a total of 240 yuan, which made the takeaway brother sad for a while...... I thought Jiang Ke was terminally ill......

After all, Jiang Ke had always been pitiful before, but now he was suddenly so extravagant, and the contrast was too great, until he saw a beautiful little girl in the mailroom, and smiled...... As if telling Jiang Ke:

"Everybody is a man, understand, understand."

Jiang Ke wanted to say.

You know a yarn!

……

It's been two days, there are still eight days left, and there are still nine students to recruit, which was already difficult enough, but now the difficulty has been upgraded......

After packing up the finished takeaway and throwing it into the trash bin at the school gate, Jiang Ke sat at the table, he didn't even feel embarrassed to turn around.

Tell me, a sixteen-year-old girl, wearing a T-shirt and hot pants, lying on the bed behind her, swinging her snow-white long legs while playing with her mobile phone......

This special meow is too ......

"Well, don't forget, you're the headmaster."

Jiang Ke was about to take out his notebook and pen and continue to study his 'Purple Qi East Coming Great Array', but Sister Tanuki's heartless sigh distracted him again.

"From three o'clock in the afternoon to now, you have said this sentence a hundred and twenty-nine times." Jiang Ke looked at the 'nineteen thirty' time on his phone.

"Well, don't forget, you're the headmaster." Sister Tanuki suddenly repeated it exactly the same again, Jiang Ke couldn't help but be stunned, and then didn't wait to ask her if she was mentally ill, she immediately took the initiative to say:

"It's okay, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's just to make it up a hundred and thirty times, don't mind."

"......" Jiang Ke swore that if he had a way to touch her, he would definitely tie her to a tree, and then take a whip and dip it in mustard and chili water!

And then ......

Feed her!

Don't overthink it...... I'm a gentleman, how can I be violent to a woman......

"Headmaster, what time do you usually go to bed?"

Jiang Ke was distracted, and was suddenly startled by Jing Yan, and said instinctively:

"I never sleep!"

Jiang Ke's words unsurprisingly made the atmosphere 'weird' for a while, and when there was silence for about a minute, Jing Yan said thoughtfully:

"Yes, Xiaojing...... No, it was Dad who said that the principal was a master of the world. ”

"Oh, people say that you are a master of the world, are you excited? Surprised? Sister Tanuki sighed.

Jiang Ke ignored her, but smiled awkwardly and said, "If I tell you, in fact, I am not a worldly master at all, are you still willing to study in this school?" ”

"Of course! It doesn't matter if you go to this school or not, I like the style of this school, it's so cool, you know, I had a dream when I was a child, I dreamed that I would go to school and live in a school like this, and now my dream has finally come true. ”

Jing Yan said quite seriously, comparing while talking, she is really a very innocent child, at first glance, her family is rich and has never suffered since she was a child......

Jiang Ke said in his heart, this is that I have eaten too much lobster and abalone, and I want to eat bud rice noodle porridge......

"As for whether the principal is a master or not, I don't care, okay, I've been used to going to bed early lately." Jing Yan, who was lying on the cosmic bed, turned inside, and patted the bed:

"The inside half belongs to me, the outside half belongs to you, good night headmaster."

After speaking, she put her hands on her lower abdomen, closed her eyes and fell asleep, but Jiang Ke was stunned......

Of course, he knew that Jing Yan didn't mean anything else, just a simple 'half-foreigner' personality, plus informality.

But.

Jiang Ke is not so informal!

What's this called?!

Now the moon is dark and the wind is high, but the guy is fine, tomorrow morning, passing by at the school gate, working nearby, such as the cleaning aunt on the road outside the door, including the little wild dog before, can be seen, he sleeps with a girl, or a student......

I am famous!!

Do you want more!!

"People told you to go to bed, and you still don't go to sleep?" Sister Tanuki coaxed.

"Sleep with your sister!" Jiang Ke said in his heart, I'm going to be depressed to death, and you are adding fuel to the fire! What a broken assistant!

"Think beautifully."

Sister Tanuki smiled evilly, she really wanted to see if Jiang Ke would take advantage of others' danger, maybe not to do that kind of thing, but sleeping in a bed, it is inevitable that intentionally or unintentionally, touching people's chests, thighs, etc., some 'beast' behavior.

However, she guessed wrong, after Jing Yan's magical 'second sleep', about ten minutes later, Jiang Ke cautiously walked out, ran to the classroom and brought back four chairs, plus this one in the mailroom, and gently put together ...... 'Birds and beasts are not as good'!"

If you have never had a cosmic bed, the sleeping wooden chair is nothing, at most it is a little pain in the waist, but with this sense of disparity......

Ay...... Life is so fast-changing.

Fortunately, it was at the third level, there was no cosmic bed, and after sleeping for seven hours, my mental strength was restored to full capacity.

……

"Ha ......"

Standing on the playground and stretching for a long time, the mental strength is restored, but the physical strength is still a little short, the chair has a hollow in the middle, and it is too narrow to move, if it is not for the blessing of the system, let alone sleep for seven hours......

It's wrong, I should say that sleeping on wooden chairs side by side, the longer you sleep, the more tired you get.

Facing the sun that had just risen, Jiang Ke felt the warm temperature for a while, and then ran to wash, he thought that no one would come to this point at all.

Who's going to think about it......