Chapter 70: Sexy Brother Chuan (Hilarious Warning!) )

Chen Chuan was emotionally excited, smiled and didn't speak, helped the dumb girl up and let her go down to lick the bag, returned to the back of the big tree and looked in the direction of the airdrop, and the AKM in his hand was exchanged for the M24 pop up the shell.

The battle was fierce on his side, and the main battlefield on the other side was not bad, the two teams on the north side exchanged fire, one team was destroyed, and the other team had only one person left.

The team lying on the slope in the south swept away the second off-road bouncing car that appeared in the east, and they were also beaten a lot of blood.

Chen Chuan's breathing gradually became short, looking at the blue sedan that turned left and right and grinned, he turned sideways from behind the tree with his hands and eyes, the mouse swung sideways, and the M24 magnification mirror opened in seconds, "Bah!" There was a loud bang.

'You used an M24 sniper rifle headshot to knock down udadnu265'

The moment the system prompted the pop-up, Chen Chuan's excited emotions became more and more excited, and while shouting the second line, he turned around and pulled the bolt to pop out the bullet case, and moved his perspective to watch the person in the driver's seat of the blue car fall from the car and kneel to the ground.

The blue sedan, which had been rushing forward rapidly, slowed down and accelerated again, and made a big turn to the front of the player who fell to the ground, blocking the possibility of Chen Chuan's refill.

Chen Chuan's left hand clicked frantically on the keyboard, manipulating the character to swing sideways left and right, as if this was the only way to vent his excited emotions a little and make his breathing no longer so rapid.

At the moment when the blue sedan stopped, Chen Chuan stopped sideways, and the M24 magnification lens turned on in seconds.

With a loud bang, in the crosshair shot, the player in the driver's seat of the blue sedan just jumped out, and before his feet were occupied, a cloud of green blood exploded on the second level on his head.

'You killed gdsarh231 with an M24 sniper rifle headshot'

'You ended up killing udadnu265'

The system prompt popped up, Chen Chuan turned around and squatted behind the tree, roaring his lines hoarsely, and moved his perspective to look at the mountain to the north.

"Da Chuanzi, you are yelling too hard, and your voice is hoarse." The stupid girl turned off the stereo early and whispered, not too scared, but she was still a little shocked and licked her bag.

It's a bit crazy in the late second stage......

Chen Chuan's excited mood was slightly interrupted by the voice of the dumb sister, and he picked up the throat tea on the table and took a sip, feeling sad in his heart.

I don't want to, I don't want to be on such a bastard system, I'd rather it be smarter, and it would be good to be able to say some different lines depending on the situation, and shout the same lines every time, it's stupid!

"After detecting the host's improvement opinions on the system, after the system screens, it will not be changed, do not shout out the unique classic lines, and cannot use the ability to eat chicken, please don't be whimsical." The emotionless female voice sounded, and Chen Chuan felt a pain in the ears when he heard it.

"Can you get rid of the emotional excitement after the blood volume is too low, and your voice is hoarse." Chen Chuan asked secretly in his heart.

"No, this is also one of the ability to eat chicken, and it can't be separated." The emotionless female voice continued to sound.

What kind of ghost is the ability to eat chicken? Kill the enemy in high spirits?

Chen Chuan, who was secretly complaining, "grunted" and swallowed the throat tea in his mouth, then blinked, and thought of a way not to yell.

If you take a sip of throat tea in your mouth, you will definitely not be able to roar out, and when you swallow the throat tea in your mouth, your excitement will be almost disturbed.

I'm so witty!

Secretly praising himself, Chen Chuan took another sip of throat tea and put it in his mouth, and his attention returned to the game.

The player on the north hill has not come forward, I don't know if they are taking medicine to observe, or if they have already given up this airdrop and left.

Chen Chuan glanced at the number of survivors in the upper right corner, there were still 58 people left at the moment, and the second safe zone had been refreshed, in the upper right corner, not very far from their current location.

After waiting for a while, the poison circle began to shrink, and there were no other players around to rush over, and the dumb girl had already licked the bag and returned to the side, "Isn't there no one?" Why don't you go down and pick up the airdrop? ”

Chen Chuan had a mouthful of throat tea in his mouth, and he couldn't speak, so he could only respond with "hmm".

The dumb girl couldn't understand what Chen Chuan was "hmming", she looked at it suspiciously for a moment, and when she saw that no one really came forward, she threw down two first-aid kits and painkillers, and rode a motorcycle to the airdrop, "If you don't take me, the drug circle is coming soon." ”

Chen Chuan said "hmm" a few times, and was about to drink the throat tea in his mouth when he started to speak, when a figure suddenly appeared behind a big rock on the north mountain, and the Kar98K in his hand pointed to the dumb girl.

Chen Chuan was still in a bloody hand-eye linkage state at the moment, and his hands moved the moment he saw this figure.

Sideways, open the scope, flick the gun, and shake the crosshair of the 8x mirror to a slight position above the player's head.

"Phew!"

"Phew!"

The interval between the M24 sniper rifle and the Kar98K's gunfire was extremely short, and a system prompt popped up on Chen Chuan's screen, and at the same time, the excitement rose uncontrollably and quickly, and it came very wildly.

The stupid girl who drove the motorcycle to the side of the airdrop suddenly made a "uh" sound, and a green blood splash on her head, which startled her, and she was wondering why she had been shot, why didn't she lose blood, and a strange sound came from the headset.

"Snake puff, puff."

"Okawako, are you squirting water?" The silly girl blinked when she listened to the strange sound in the headset, and suddenly felt the urge to pick up her mobile phone and search for Dachuanzi's live broadcast room.

On the other side, the barrage in Chen Chuan's live broadcast room has gone crazy.

"Hahahaha! Sexy Brother Chuan, squirting online. ”

"I'm laughing to death, a mouthful of throat tea!"

"Brother Chuan, please tell me what 'puff puff' means, hahahaha!"

"This water is sprayed, it's really rhythmic, Brother Chuan, have you ever practiced? There was a desperate expression on his face, why could he still spray so rhythmically? ”

"Oh no, my stomach hurts from laughter. Screenshot has been taken, Brother Desperate River sprays water .jpg. ”

"I give full marks to Brother Chuan's show tonight, I just want to know if the computer screen is okay now, don't leak electricity."

"Hahaha, the show of Tihua, it's the first time I've seen such a vivid and vivid anchor, report, no, I paid attention."

"I just bought the happy water, and after watching you spray water, I sprayed my roommate in the face, and now my roommate is going to beat me. I don't want to say anything about it, I just want to say that I'm about to die of laughter, hahaha. ”

……

Chen Chuansheng couldn't even be said to be sluggish looking at the wet computer screen, keyboard, desktop, and mouse pad, his chin was full of dark yellow throat tea, and he was dripping wet from his newly changed clothes after taking a shower.

Which fool just came up with the idea to put water in his mouth? Also TM likes?

Look what the people on the barrage are saying! Sexy Brother Chuan, online squirting !!

Brother Desperate Chuan squirts.jpg this is even more excessive, will it be made into an emoji in the future?!