The next day, the dwarf was grateful for the apparition of his ancestors, and bought incense paper and firecrackers early on the south gate, and I sat in the village when I had nothing to do, drinking tea and chatting with a few old cadres.

The letter was written by my sister who went to the countryside to cut the queue, asking me to prepare, saying that I would bring a boss to invest in my reservoir, pinching my fingers and counting the days, they would arrive the day after tomorrow, I hurriedly asked a few old cadres to Zhang Luo, and then I went to squat in the toilet outside the village headquarters.

This kind of latrine is very simple, that is, dig a pit in the ground, surround it with bricks, cover it with thatch on the top, cover it with a curtain, the smell is very big, there are a lot of mosquitoes and flies, I pulled it once, and there were several bags on the buttocks, and I wanted to wipe my buttocks, but I didn't want to have the sound of walking outside,

"Someone, someone!"

I shouted, I thought the man would leave, but I didn't want a loud bang in the dung pit, and the feces and urine splashed my buttocks, so angry that I opened my mouth and scolded.

"Damn, you bastard threw a stone, see if Lao Tzu comes out and won't kill you!"

"I lost it, what's the matter, you come to get me!"

Zhang Fang was outside, very proudly said, I held on to the wall with one hand, and slowly lifted my pants up in disgust, smiled bitterly a few times and prepared not to worry about Zhang Fang, at this time Chen Hui's voice came from outside.

"Fangzi, did you see the village chief, let me come to the village today, he doesn't know where he died again!"

I opened the curtain, took a breath of fresh air, and glared at Zhang Fang a few times, but I didn't expect her eyebrows to jump, her expression was even provocative, I ignored him, and was ready to let Chen Hui sit in the village, but I didn't want Chen Hui to suddenly step forward and hold my hand.

I saw that Zhang Fang's face turned green with anger, and I didn't leave Chen Hui, but got closer to her, looked at Zhang Fang and said.

"Fangzi, Chen Hui is our classmate, her home is far away from the village, it's rare to come once, let your mother add an egg to her at noon, count it as mine, you can come in and sit down later, let's have a good chat!"

Zhang Fang was very angry, seeing that I hooked up with Chen Hui, her eyes were red, she turned her head and ran, looking at her writhing ass, I thought to myself that this girl is really good-looking, and her running posture is different from others.

poured Chen Hui a glass of water, handed her the key, and told her that she must move down and live in, and then forcibly pulled her to the shop to eat.

Several cadres were there, I smelled the smell on my body, and I was afraid of smoking others, so I had to go to the stove room to scoop a basin of warm water and ask Zhang Fang where her mother could take a bath.

Zhang Fang and her mother glanced at Chen Hui, and then looked at me, as if she understood something, and asked me to go upstairs to flush, I was so embarrassed that I was embarrassed, glared at Zhang Fang a few times, and went to take a shower with water.

During the meal, I kept serving Chen Hui dishes and giving her the eggs under my name, not because I fell in love with her, but because I wanted to take this opportunity to dispel Zhang Fang's thoughts about me.

Of course, this method worked very well, Zhang Fang was so angry that she fell off the dishes and chopsticks and climbed upstairs, her mother looked at the stunned cadres and said: "Don't pay attention to him, I think this girl is crazy, she is absent-minded in doing anything, I am thinking about finding someone to send out!" ”

I smiled and asked her mother to go down to the village to be a matchmaker for the dwarf, and after eating, I took some canned biscuits and other snacks from the shop and asked her to take them back, she was very excited, her eyes were full of tears, if someone wasn't there, I guess she would have hugged me and cried.

Life is hard, even the care of her parents is very meager, how can anyone care about her like me, after this incident, she obeyed my words and never resisted.

When she got home, I went to the village and sat down, and the butcher handed me an envelope, which I opened and looked at, and it was a letter from the police station to reward the dwarf, and there was still twenty yuan in it.

I was overjoyed, looking at Fangzi and his mother who were walking outside, ready to say hello, I didn't want the village to suddenly make a noise outside, Fangzi and her mother stood outside and called me.

"Village chief, you come out to take a look, and I don't know where the little rabbit cub came from, saying that he is looking for you!"

I thought something was wrong, so I stuffed the envelope into my trouser pocket and ran out, and several young people on the road surrounded a somewhat mottled car, they were dressed in fashion, their hair was yellow and yellow, and green was green, I wondered what I had never seen them before, what were you looking for me?

When I came out of the village, the door of the carriage was opened, and out came a man and a woman, the man was bald, wearing a white vest, with a tiger tattooed on his shoulder, and a gold chain around his neck about the size of a chain for tying a dog.

Of course, the most attractive thing is the woman next to him, with thin arms and thin legs, her skin is as white as a white bun, she is wearing a bag, wearing a short skirt, with black glasses, and her mouth doesn't know what to wipe, it looks like a monkey's buttocks, red fan, and makes people want to take a bite when they look at it.

Several young men were very respectful to the two of them, and they hooked their heads one after another, and the bald head came to shake hands with me, and he had a big gold tooth in his mouth, and the sun shone brightly on it.

"You are Li Daxian, hey, in order to find your old man, I am wading through mountains and rivers, and I have rushed all the way from the county, you have to save your life, Daxian!"

I looked at him with some surprise, wondering if this person had taken the wrong medicine or what, just met me Daxian, looking at the appearance of wealth and wealth, is it also a hand?

"This gentleman, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, why did I become a great immortal, you and I are also meeting for the first time, don't hurt me!"

The bald man held my hand and looked at the woman, the woman opened the bag, took out a dozen dollars and was about to stuff it into my arms, I looked at it and got ten thousand, I was so frightened that I retreated, and said loudly.

"What are you doing, I'm a village cadre, don't try to harm me with money!"

Seeing that I didn't take money, the woman actually knelt on the ground, I looked down at her undulating breasts, and wanted to reach down to help, but I thought about what to do if I was insulted, so I had to be at a loss Where to go, at this time, Fangzi and her mother hurriedly came over to help her up.

"Ouch, I said big sister, why are you still kneeling, at his age, you are not afraid of longevity, so let's do it, what is the difficulty, let's go and say, don't let the villagers watch the jokes!"

Fangzi and her mother helped the woman, ready to go to the village department early, I looked at her bag containing money, and hurriedly shouted: "It's okay to say inside, let's not be polite, in order to avoid suspicion, you have to leave the bag and money outside!" ”

The woman glanced at a few young people, handed them the bag, and then looked at me, I don't know what their purpose is, looking at the bald tattoo, I felt a little chill in my heart, so I looked at a few strangers and said: "The woman went in with me to talk, and the others stayed outside, and they were not allowed to make trouble, Aunt Zhang, you are watching here!" ”

After saying that, I looked at Fangzi and her mother, and then I took the woman into the house, and in order not to be overheard, I turned around and closed the door.

She was nervous, sitting in her chair with her legs together, but from the moment she came in, my humble office smelled so fragrant, and I poured her a cup of hot water, and I sat down facing her, looking straight at her handsome face.

"We don't know each other, don't shout at Daxian Daxian, just say anything, as long as you can help!"

She pinched the side of her skirt with both hands, pulled it down, looked into my eyes, and said very sincerely: "My father was evil, and he couldn't find anyone when he searched for it. ”

It turned out to be this, I breathed a sigh of relief, and scolded Zhang Fang several times in my heart, blaming her for saying it everywhere with a big mouth, and now it has spread to the township, thinking about whether to teach her a few words, but I remember that the mouth of the people is more important than the defense of Sichuan, so I had to give up.

"Anything you want, are you sure?"

At that time, I wanted to say that it also includes sleeping with you, but the words changed when they came to my mouth, and looking at her appearance, I swallowed a few mouthfuls of phlegm, thinking that I must find a wife in the county.

"Yes, anything is required, and ...... Also...... Including me! She was very shy, her hand kept pinching the edge of her skirt, she looked very flustered, and when she saw me looking at her, she had to lower her head.

I was very satisfied with her attitude, and I also wanted to meet her reasonable request, but when I thought of the bald man outside, I knew that I couldn't afford to provoke her, and after thinking about it, the short man called someone to beat him, and I couldn't find anyone angry, so I opened my mouth and said to her.

"Don't get me wrong about me being a good woman, I just think that people in the city are rare and fresh, so let's do it, I have a brother who let the people from the Water Conservancy Bureau beat him, I don't want you a penny, you just catch that bastard in the township and let me beat it!"

"It's as simple as that?" She didn't seem to believe me, tilted her head to look at me, and her nervous expression relaxed.

I handed her the water, got up and stretched, then deliberately leaned closer, looked into her eyes and said: "If you think it's simple, then I'll add another one, let's make friends, and when I get to the county in the future, you can entertain and entertain, catch that bastard, take your father to the township together, and then come to me!" ”

After saying that, I smiled, and seeing that she didn't dare to drink water, I took it and poured it all into my mouth, and then opened the door, and she came out, muttered a few words to the bald man, and then drove away in a roar.

Zhang Fang still didn't seem to give up to me, I was about to get up and go back to the village, she rushed over, grabbed my arm and said: "It's my fault at noon, take off your pants, I'll wash you" After speaking, she reached out and grabbed my pants.

I was so frightened that I ran and hid, looking at the road, thinking that it was good that Widow Zhang was not there, otherwise I would have to be made fun of, at this time, Fangzi's mother rushed over and grabbed her, and after glaring at her to leave, she asked me: "Village chief, aren't you looking for me something, go, let's go in and talk!" ”