Each episode of the interstellar transport features a hilarious smuggler, the first episode featuring a muscular man, the second episode being a shemale, and the third episode being a narcissist......

The classic translation of the subtitle group of the third season of narcissism: "Don't be crazy about your sister, your sister is not alive at all." ”

The boss and the fourth laughed together and collapsed on Xiaomei, and the boss was straightforward: "No wonder you hooligan foursome can't stand up, looking at the translation of others, the funny degree of the whole film has doubled." ”

Xiaomei silently slandered, that's because we've been suppressing the free play of Lord Inuya.

The actress who played the narcissist was very in place, and when she was the only one left in the command cabin, she immediately took out the fountain pen from her bag, climbed up and down, and signed her name on every corner, and the subtitle group translated: "Sister is here for a visit." ”

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The three girls in the dormitory smiled and leaned back, and the old university held Xiaomei's face in the standard posture of a narcissist, staring deeply into her eyes: "Don't move, I'm fixing my hair." ”

Xiaomei smiled again and lay on the boss, she rubbed her stomach and said, "This actor is too funny, but it seems a little familiar." ”

The boss didn't care: "Just check the information you have organized." ”

Xiaomei stuck out her tongue, turned around to check the cast, and quickly found the name of the girl who played the narcissist, and suddenly exclaimed: "Oh my God, it's Chinese!" ”

The eldest and fourth immediately came over and said in unison, "Impossible, right? ”

Xiaomei read it quickly: "AY, full name Meiyu, is from China, and plays the role of the narcissistic mad sister in the film. ”

The three girls looked at each other and patted their heads, remembered something, and searched on their computers again, and soon found the episode of the Night Nobles, clicked on one of the episodes, fast-forwarded, and at the last moment, the black-haired vampire beautiful girl closed her eyes in the raging golden flames, and the flames burned, leaving only countless golden ashes.

Xiaomei exclaimed in surprise: "It's just that her ♀ picture is particularly beautiful, I have been thinking about it, and I want to make a V, but I didn't expect this narcissistic woman to be played by her, and I can't tell that she is a person at all." ”

The boss said angrily: "I can't see it at all, you still recognize it." ”

Xiaomei pursed her mouth: "Isn't this particularly impressive!" ”

The fourth child on the side suddenly interjected: "No." She's acted in other films, and I remember seeing her in other films, yes. In that campus choir, there is an episode, and the body is coming in the air for three times, which is very handsome! ”

The fourth child is slow to do things. is just a sports enthusiast, and every time she runs 800 meters, a group of people cheer her on at the finish line. When it comes to running 10,000 meters, she is the main player again, and it is quite amazing to be able to maintain a constant speed all the time.

Hearing the two of them say this, the boss suddenly had an impression: "By the way, there is an episode in Legal Shark, a girl plays a female secretary, a gentle and elegant secretary during the day, and a hot senior call girl at night. ”

Everyone, you and I put it together, and a super dragon set gradually surfaced.

Several young girls glanced at each other. Finding that everyone's eyes were full of excitement, Xiaomei proposed, "Why don't we come and find it." Look at how many films she has starred in, right? ”

The eldest and fourth combined had a total of four hands, and they raised them high at the same time.

Xiaomei thought about it for a while, and first sent an SS signal in the group: big summoning, dog teeth, price, two potato chips.

A cynical smile popped up: to summon that thing, you'd have to use meat, or add some chrysanthemums.

Xiaomei was surprised and delighted: Bone, you're back.

The guy with the screen name Jian Nanchun looked lazy: Yes, yes, if you have any questions about fat claw children's shoes, you can come and ask Ben Shuai Cao for advice.

Xiaomei told the discovery of several people in a few words, Jian Nanchun was suddenly interested, he left it for a while, and then disappeared on QQ.

The boss looked curious: "Is this guy the handsome guy who was dug up on the street by a talent scout, and after two shows, he felt bored and quit?" ”

Xiaomei looked at her roommate with a laugh: "He accidentally signed a deed of sale, no, he just came back from the show, and it is said that he still went to Paris Fashion Week." ”

The boss disagreed: "Liar, how is it possible?!" ”

The fourth child on the side opened his mouth slowly: "Tell him to send two show photos." ”

The girls chatted about gossip with relish, and forgot what they were going to do just now, the eldest and the fourth pestered Xiaomei and clicked into Jian Nanchun's personal space, and there were all big beauties in it, none of whom were less than one meter seven in height.

Xiaomei and Yourong introduced: "These are his former girlfriends, amazing!" ”

The boss continued to be yin and yang: "How can collecting some photos of beautiful women prove the ownership of beautiful women?" Then I still have hundreds of photos of Jiang Fan, is Jiang Fan my alone? ”

The fourth child reacted half a beat slowly, and then changed the topic, and then tilted the building: "Jiang Fan's new film is about to play, we have to go and grab tickets early." ”

In the gossip of several people, time passed very quickly, half an hour later, QQ suddenly flashed wildly, Xiaomei quickly clicked on the dialog box, and Jian Nanchun completely went away:

"G, you can never imagine how many American dramas she has acted in a year!"

"There are twenty-one films, and I change a film every two weeks on average, which is too good."

"Even American actors would never have such a high appearance rate."

"And you know what? Every episode she has participated in is a classic. ”

"The variety is also very complete, from the campus choir that cheats underage girls, to the legal mad shark that satisfies the taste of mature women, supernatural, funny, innocent, almost everything!"

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"It's decided, she's my eighty-first girlfriend, haha, Sun Wukong has gone through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to get the true scriptures, it seems that I also found true love after eighty times of love!"

The girls were silent speechlessly, and at the same time scolded in their hearts, it was really a cheap boy!

Xiaomei looked at the list of repertoire names listed by Jian Nanchun, and couldn't help but be shocked, indeed, as the bones said, these films list almost all types of films.

Everyone will have a preference when they watch TV dramas, some people like emotional dramas, some like supernatural detective dramas, such as girls, most of them like campus youth, wealthy family grievances, etc.

At least half of the films cited by the bones are not the type they usually watch, and half of the remaining half are danced.

Xiaomei began to follow the map with great interest, most of the episodes here are stored on her computer, and she quickly found out all the films that Mei Yu has participated in, and copied them into a folder, the three girls touched their heads and watched it lively:

"Look at this genius baby, what a rough young mother."

"In Gossip Girl, it turned out that she was playing a teacher, wearing glasses and curling her hair, and wearing such an old-fashioned suit, she couldn't tell that she was only nineteen years old."

"Hey, what is she playing in this film?"

The supernatural film, the supernatural night, found the end from the beginning, and did not find the figure of this young actress called Meiyu, the boss asked suspiciously: "Could it be that the made a mistake?" She even omitted the word spring.

Xiaomei frowned and shook her head: "No, in fact, our Little Dog Gang mainly relies on bones to collect information, and there will be no mistake." ”

The three girls were patient, and looked at it from the beginning again, the fourth child was careful, shouted to stop, pointed to the wizard who only showed a pair of hands and a beautiful chin on the screen, and shouted: "Look, isn't it her?!" ”

Xiaomei moved the timeline forward again, her eyes widened, and she said in surprise: "That's right, it's her, I just patronized the crystal ball, and her hands." ”

The boss also sighed: "Yes, it's strange, her hands seem to have magical powers." ”

The girls looked at the scene on the screen with a good eye, the witch wore a black cloak, her head was hidden in the hat, only the pointed white chin was exposed, and a pair of slender hands, at this moment, her hands were rubbing back and forth on the crystal ball, and the crystal ball showed the upside-down town, and there was even a faint cooking smoke in the town, but this cooking smoke was floating towards the bottom of the crystal ball.

It's such a magical scene that it's no wonder that the girls start with their attention completely focused on the crystal ball.

When the third child came back from hard work, he saw the three bad friends in his dormitory getting together, with an obsessed face, and the boss called the happiest: "AY, AY, you are my idol, I will protect you, let the cheap men stay away!" ”

The fourth and Xiaomei got together, the two of them were busy and didn't know what they were doing, the third child threw the schoolbag on the table dissatisfied, Xiaomei looked back and saw her, pulled her over with a smile on her face, and said with a smile: "We have established the Meiyu Fan Club, you must participate!" ”

Xiaomei straightened her waist and vigorously touted what an excellent guy AY is, as a Chinese, she actually made guest appearances in 21 American dramas in one year, and the genre is all different, which is enough to create a new Guinness World Record!

The third child looked disapproving, and persuaded him seriously: "Don't always waste your energy on this, you should go to class when you have time, and read more books in the dormitory." ”

Xiao Meiden was frustrated, but the fourth child still had a way, and clicked on the film starring AY without saying a word, and the expression on the third child's face gradually became vivid, from the initial indifference to interest, and finally snatched the mouse in the fourth child's hand, and watched it intently.

Xiaomei and Lao Si glanced at each other, and the two of them stretched out their right hands very tacitly and struck each other, Y!

Since then, these children who have fallen in love with Meiyu because of American dramas have called themselves plum blossoms, and the promotional slogan of plum blossoms is, speak with films!

PS, for those of you who don't understand, the time has jumped to a year later.

About the four major domestic American drama subtitle groups, Eden, Renren Film and Television, Wind Soft, Tattered Bear, interested children's shoes can be Baidu. (To be continued.) , () Vote for recommendation, monthly pass,,。