Chapter 299: There Are Really Catfish

It was the flare at the start of the battle, and it was said to be analog, but I don't think it could be more realistic.

On both sides of the strait, the trumpet blew like a fight, and there were two grunts here, and a few times there, which made my heart furry when I heard it.

That's not all, the swishing anti-aircraft guns, just like the raindrops, you come and go from the top of my head, look at it with the young man, the little girl is no different from falling in love, you have to fight for you to come and go.

The old rascal's face was distorted ugly in the light of the fire, and he laughed at me as he propped up the plank.

"Shanzi, let's pull out the teeth in the tiger's mouth, and you can blow it for a few years when you die to Lord Yama, you are really my good student!"

Without a word, he began to brag with me, and I laughed happily and sneered at him as I adjusted my direction.

"Thanks to your good teaching, there can still be a teacher like you in the world, misleading people's children, you said that we would let girls tease their skirts, if you block it, we won't be a thief now!"

When he saw me say this, he took a puff of cigarette and smiled, stretched out his muddy hand and scratched his face.

"What's the block, aren't you quite happy when you're flirting, besides, I'm also picking up the opportunity to take a look at the tenderness, the creature like the mother-in-law, that man doesn't love it!"

The old rascal really deserves to be an old rascal, he exposes his true nature in a few words, he has taught all his life, and his salary is also a lot, and he finally ended up taking risks with me, it seems that he is not usually looking for a little widow, thinking of this, I said to him.

"You're really an old rascal, honestly, the little widow in our village, how much have you slept in!"

"Li Shan, I found that you are very rude, respect the teacher and understand it, such a private question, I can answer you, less verbose, act quickly!"

The artillery fire is continuous, and the bullet marks are all over the field, although I know that they are all plastic heads, and they can't kill people, but the gags of the two of us at this time are really not suitable, in case of being hit by stray bullets, the fake hostages will become real dead people.

Looking at the mud illuminated by the artillery fire, I still can't help but feel that I am worried that the giant catfish that is silent in the mud will be awakened by such a big movement.

The old rascal's wrinkled face was full of disdain, and he turned around, raised his stick and beat it everywhere, making a shit-like mud splash.

"Old rascal, be quiet, pay attention to the catfish, I can't save you if you are bitten by it!"

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a grunt in my ears, which was different from a cannonball, like something turning over in the mud, and I was very surprised, and I raised my flashlight and shook it around, raised my eyebrows and said.

"Attention, there's movement!"

The old rascal obviously heard it too, and sprang up with a pout, a flashlight in his left hand and a stick in his right hand, and watched vigilantly ahead, when the walkie-talkie in his waist suddenly sounded.

"Brother, brother, are you okay, don't run around!"

I put the flashlight in my mouth, reached out and took the walkie-talkie from his waist, and said, "Very good, very good, we are catching fish, you can do it with confidence!" ”

"What the hell is that?"

The old rascal suddenly pointed to a dark shadow in front of him, and retreated to my door panel with two steps, but said in a trembling voice, I hurriedly shoved the walkie-talkie to him, took a step forward, and raised the flashlight.

"Catfish tail, old rascal, stop moving!" I knelt down with a thud, thudged my stick into the mud, stretched out my hands, and held on to it.

The old rascal may have been afraid, and he followed my example, and only after the door panel stopped sliding did he stretch out his muddy hand to wipe his sweat, and looked at me and smiled.

"Shanzi, it's so dangerous, do you think we can succeed?"

"Don't talk nonsense, bypass the catfish, we still have a chance!" My flashlight shone on the catfish's huge tail, and my scalp exploded.

But before the words fell, the catfish suddenly turned around, clicked, and the whole body came out of the mud, and the thick and huge lips closed one by one, so frightened that I sat down.

"Old rascal, give me the firewood knife, this thing has found us!"

The old rascal timidly stuffed the firewood knife into me, shone the flashlight on the catfish's skull, clicked his mouth a few times, and exclaimed: "Oh my God, how long is this fish, at least more than 400 catties!" ”

It was dark around, and there was a gust of wind, and when each missile swished past, the catfish opened its mouth to breathe, and I glanced at the old rascal and asked hurriedly.

"Don't talk nonsense, beasts are afraid of fire, didn't the soldier give you a lot of signal flares, shoot at its mouth!"

"No way!" The old rascal immediately denied it, squatted down, looked at the catfish's skull, frowned, and said, "As soon as the signal flare is fired, they will come to us!" ”

The flare is for help, the old rascal is right, but the huge catfish head makes me timid, we can't walk on the mud, but it can, if it comes up, let alone a bite, just give the tail a blow, and the old rascal and I will return to the west.

Looking at the walkie-talkie in his waist, I suddenly had an idea, leaned close to the old rascal's back and said: "Hit one in its mouth, we don't have a walkie-talkie, don't get in the way!" ”

"Then you come!" The old rascal took off the signal flare tied to his waist, shook his hand and stuffed it into me, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "Our old eyes are dizzy, I can't aim accurately, if you shoot it in its mouth, I dare to guarantee that it will die immediately!" ”

I looked at the flare in my hand, this thing was fired manually, and it was very difficult to aim, but it was man-made, and after looking at the ugly skull of the catfish, it was not very far away, so I decided to give it a risk.

Holding the flare in my hand, tensing my nerves, and taking a big breath of air, my eyes widened, and I was about to launch, but the old rascal suddenly reached out and dragged me, and the back of my neck was full of sweat.

"What's the matter, what are you pulling me for?"

"You're the opposite, two hundred and five, don't hit the catfish and blow yourself up!" The old rascal pointed to the flare in my hand and made a U-turn.

"Who the knows that there are pros and cons to this thing!" I muttered, flipped over, and refocused.

The old rascal's light shone on the catfish's eyes, which were like footballs, and I exclaimed, "Oh no, I'm coming!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the fishtail was pumped like a hot wheel, and the sound of the clatter and clatter continued, causing the night to rain with mud, and its body followed it, and its ugly mouth suddenly opened.

Here's your chance!

I twisted my hands from side to side, and with a whoosh, the flare flew out with a flaming tail in tow, and there was a sudden light under the library, and in an instant, it fell into boundless blackness.

First, the signal flare hit the catfish's mouth, and before it could react, there was a chaotic sound, and the pain made him mad like a cow, and he flew and fell.

The "Zizi ......" walkie-talkie rang: "Brother, what is the situation, what is the situation, please reply when you receive it!" ”

"It's okay, I accidentally flew away, I'm sorry!"

The old rascal held up his finger at me and told me shamelessly lying......

(End of chapter)