Chapter 217: The Pink Skull
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Lu Hao felt that something was wrong, this was not like a burglary, murder and robbery, but more like what his grandfather once said about a ghost calling a bed.
The woman was bitten off her neck, resulting in a massive blood loss and death. The man was drained of his yang energy and died of exhaustion. By all indications, this is the bad thing that the pervert did.
"Come out, don't hide anymore, I've already found you." Lu Hao looked around and found no ghosts.
In the dark room, a woman's laughter sounded: "Handsome guy, don't worry, I'll come over to accompany you." โ
"Damn, I'm scared to death." Lu Hao broke out in a cold sweat and found a naked beauty flying down from the roof.
Her long hair is fluttering, her eyes are like silk, and her delicate undulating figure makes people horny.
"What kind of world is this, even female ghosts are so beautiful and sexy." Lu Hao glanced at the hot figure of the beautiful woman, and felt that something was about to move underneath.
"Hee-hee, little handsome guy, I'm tempted to see my sister's beauty." The beautiful woman sat on the bed and reached out to seduce him.
"I'm a pure yang body, don't seduce me." Lu Hao snorted, he was so romantic to be a ghost, he must have been a chicken before his death.
"Little brother, don't be so indifferent. Sister, I'm very gentle, come over and let me hug it. The beauty opened her arms and teased him.
"This body is so powerful, I feel a little impulsive." Lu Hao intends to guard the dantian, and he can't be confused by beauty, otherwise he will be sucked dry of yang qi and die of exhaustion.
The beautiful woman in front of her has a hot body, snow-white skin, jet-black hair floating without wind, a pair of charming eyes, and a stunner in the world.
As long as it is a man, generally when they encounter this kind of woman, they basically have no resistance, and throwing themselves into their arms is their only choice.
"The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, little brother, come here, let my sister and I serve you." The beautiful woman pointed at him with a slender jade finger.
Lu Hao felt that his body was pulled by some invisible silk thread, and he couldn't help moving towards her.
"Come here, my sister will make you sexually happy." The art of seducing people with beautiful women is very domineering.
"You pink skeleton, it's not that easy to suck my yang energy. The Supreme Heavenly Venerable is as anxious as the law, exorcising evil spirits and slaying ghosts,โโ destroying soul stabs! Lu Hao recited the spell and pointed at the beauty, but there was no response.
"No, my Dao technique is out of order." Lu Hao tried again, but there was still no response.
In the Taishang Wuji Dao Method, there are many spells for slaying ghosts and exorcism. Just now, one move, "Soul Slayer Thorn!" "It's one of the spells recorded in the cheats.
"It's over, this time, it's planted in the hands of a female ghost." Lu Hao was depressed, and at the critical moment, the Dao technique failed.
"Come here!" The beauty pulled hard and dragged him over.
"Eldest sister, you can not afford to hurt yourself!"
"You little fresh meat, you really know how to pretend!"
The beautiful woman pushed him down on the bed and teased. "Little brother, do you want to play with the old man's cart, or ***? Sister, I have everything you need. โ
"You pervert, get out of me quickly, I'm not a random person." Lu Hao wants to cry! At a young age, he was about to die at the hands of a female ghost.
"What you say is inconsistent with your reaction below." The female ghost grinned and reached for his clothes.
"Don't mess around, I have AIDS." Lu Hao wanted to struggle, but unfortunately, he couldn't exert any strength.
Lu Hao's shirt was stripped naked, and the next thing was his pants.
"It's over, my chick can't be saved." Lu Hao regrets it! If I knew this, I wouldn't have come here to pretend to be forced.
I wanted to teach the young man next door a lesson, but who knows, I ran into a ghost calling the bed, and now I even have to experience it myself.
Grandpa once said that when a ghost calls a bed, it is to let a man die slowly in happiness. - This is a completely new type of euthanasia, which needs to be promoted.
"Little brother, let's have a Guanyin lotus!"
"Eldest sister, you spare me, I don't want to die early."
"Don't be nervous, it's very cool, you'll know what a fairy taste is later."
"I don't want to be an immortal, I just want to be an ordinary mortal."
"Shut your mouth, if you dare to be verbose, I will eat you." The female ghost slapped him, "There are many otaku who want to experience this kind of jade immortal death in their dreams." You are stunned, you are a beautiful woman, and you are not obedient. โ
"I'm not an otaku, I don't want to experience the Jade Immortal's desire to die. There are thousands of otaku waiting for you, you go to them. โ
"You kid talks a lot of nonsense." The female ghost slapped him again, "If you don't want to die, you can be honest with me." โ
"Taste your yang energy first, how about it?" The female ghost lay on top of him and kissed him on the lips.
"It's disgusting!" Lu Hao was helpless, and his lips were occupied by a female ghost. Lu Hao's teeth were pried open, and a tongue stuck in.
Lu Hao felt the yang energy in his body surging into his mouth and was quickly sucked by her.
"This kid's yang energy, how strange is it, this smell,...... Yes! The female ghost let out a scream and quickly covered her face, "Who the hell is this kid, the Taiji diagram on his forehead, what's going on?" โ
At this time, a Tai Chi pattern appeared on Lu Hao's forehead, black and white yin and yang fish, slowly spinning, scattering dazzling light.
Just now, the female ghost was illuminated by the light of the Taiji diagram before she screamed. The Taiji diagram rotated for a while, and gradually disappeared.
The female ghost felt that the black and white light was gone, and only then did she dare to let go of the hands covering her face. The female ghost found out that he gloated and was so angry that she slapped him again.
"What are you laughing at?"
"I just found out now that you are so beautiful, you are really beautiful in the world."
"Little pervert, you're finally in your true form. Sister, I, have always been big beauties. Don't waste any more time and enjoy the fish. "The female ghost can't wait!
"Wait a minute, is that you the one in the mirror?" Lu Hao smiled strangely and stretched out his hand to point to a mirror.
The female ghost was stunned for a moment, not knowing what the hell this kid was doing. "Sister, I'm as beautiful as a fairy...... Yes! How can this be, my face. โ
Inside the mirror appeared an ugly face that was old and ugly, full of wrinkles and goosebumps. The current female ghost is no longer as beautiful as a flower, but has become an ugly monster.
"The one who is in his true form is you. โฆโฆ That's your real face. Lu Hao smiled evilly, "You are seducing young men everywhere and inhaling yang energy, just to cover up your ugly face." โ
"You pick yang to replenish yin and practice evil arts, nothing more than to want to stay young forever and maintain the beauty of your appearance."
Lu Hao continued: "No matter how beautiful a person is on the outside, but his heart is broken, he is also a pink skeleton. Wake up, don't be obsessed with it anymore. If you continue like this, sooner or later, you will be completely destroyed, and you will never be able to transcend life. โ
"You bastard, you ruined my face, and you dare to teach me a lesson. I'm going to gouge out your heart and let you accompany my face. The female ghost was furious, and her slender jade fingers turned into ghost claws, and they slammed into his heart.
"Don't, my heart,...... Jump so fast. Lu Hao sat up suddenly, looked around, and found that the room was in a mess.
Outside the window, the sun is shining, and a gecko lies on the window, hunting for prey.
"Damn, it turned out to be a nightmare." Lu Hao pinched a cold sweat, feeling that the scene in the dream was too real.
Suddenly, a man's voice came from next door: "Baby, were you comfortable last night?" โ
"Well, it's comfortable." The woman's voice, "Husband, I still want it." โ
"Husband...... Yes! โ
The ghost calls the bed!
Lu Hao let out a cold sweat: "Next door, it's still doing it early in the morning, aren't you afraid of kidney deficiency?" โ
A woman's voice came from next door: "Where did this mountain cannon come from, neurosis." Husband, let's ignore him......"
Outrageous!
Lu Hao's muscles burst out, and he was furious, you dog men and women, if you don't give you some color, you don't know who I am.
Lu Hao got dressed, got out of bed, and walked over.
"Your uncle, the noise is so loud, the noise disturbs the people! Mighty King Kong Fist! Lu Hao punched out, only to hear a bang, and a hole appeared in the wall.
"No, tofu slag project." Lu Hao was dumbfounded, and found that he had punched through the wall.
Lu Hao walked over aggressively, looked at it, and found a man and a woman sitting on the bed, wearing pajamas. The woman stretched out her feet and enjoyed it. The man was massaging his feet.
Lu Hao finally understood, it turned out that the two of them did not roll the sheets, but massaged the soles of their feet! This woman is charming, graceful, and a ***.
As soon as the man massages his feet, *** will let out a satisfied moan. This is also the reason why Lu Hao misunderstood.
"You're insane!" The woman was furious.
"I'm sorry, I went to the wrong room." Lu Hao hurriedly apologized.
"The walls are destroyed by you, take the money."
"How much?"
"Ten thousand."
"You're blackmailing."
"Either take the money or call the police, the choice is yours."
"Count you ruthless, slut." Lu Hao snorted, took out 10,000 and threw it on the ground, and left in a huff.
Seeing the money, he jumped happily with the money.