Chapter 37: Substitute for the Dead
Widow Zhang was actually raised by me, and no one in the whole village knew about it, but unfortunately I ignored Chen Hui's IQ, and when she pressed me, my mind was also spinning quickly, and I barely found a reason to convince everyone.
"How do I know, she said that she has a sister in the city who moved over and won't come back from now on, what's the matter, you have something to do with her!"
Chen Hui didn't suspect it, and pulled me to look at the short man's house, saying that the big head bought meat and let him go over to eat, I wanted to refuse, but her eyes told me that there would be a danger of breaking my face if I refused.
"That mother-in-law just now, I haven't asked you yet, don't you try!"
I wanted to "try it", but when the words came to my mouth, it became "I'll go, I'll go", and when I arrived at the dwarf's house, the big head had already greeted me at the door.
"Come on, come on, the food is ready, Fangzi's craftsmanship is good, it's fragrant!"
I smiled wryly, and after entering, I couldn't sit still, and after thinking about it, I had to find a topic and ask the big head and said: "How long will the brine ore in Nanmen Mountain be dug up, this time it will be cleaned up, but don't harm the village!" ”
The big head didn't know where to grab a handful of peanuts, and while eating, he said to me: "This matter, we can't be in a hurry, it is estimated that it will be dug until the end of the year, don't worry, I'll stare at it!" ”
When the dwarf came back, I asked him to close the door, then looked at Zhang Fang and said, "Fangzi, that thing is very hot now, give it to me, and give you the ticket!" ”
After all, the dwarf is still Zhang Fang's man, she glanced at it, and after seeing the dwarf nodding, she got up and handed the things to me, I thought it would take some words, I didn't think it would be so easy, so I opened a few bottles of wine, and my brother drank it all happily.
When it was almost dark, I asked the big head to get two big covers, and then the two of us ambushed on the ridge, I didn't call the dwarf, he was not at home for a few days, Zhang Fanglang couldn't do it, thinking about letting him clean up, don't bother me all the time.
The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed, it gets dark very quickly, there is still a leak at night, I and Datou lie in the muddy field, the clothes are basically wet, and it didn't take long for the insects that can only be heard at night to start chirping, and the noise made me a little restless.
The butcher came with two pig ears, he drank a lot of wine, staggered, and cursed in his mouth: "Widow Zhang is gone, there is not even a mother-in-law in the village, and the future will not be easy!" ”
I smiled to myself, and ignored him, and then a couple of young men and women came, hugged and hugged for a while before leaving, and I was surprised that I could not imagine that the village was so open-minded.
After that, I didn't see anyone coming, until about eleven o'clock in the night, when two people on bicycles and hats came on the ridge of the field, I lowered my voice, patted the big head that was about to fall asleep and whispered.
"Don't sleep, you're here, if things can get out of the village, it's up to us to see if we can catch these two guys!"
These two men were very cautious, pushing the bicycle very lightly, without making the slightest sound, in the moonlight, their shadows were stretched very long, like two clowns on stilts colliding together, I and the big head did not dare to make a sound, for fear of startling the grass and the snake to make them turn around and run.
When they crossed the ridge and arrived under the agreed tree, I and the big head dared to look at it, and they probably didn't realize the danger, but they actually sat under the big tree, smoking cigarettes and talking at the same time, which sounded like they were coming for the invisible chime.
It's a pity that this thing was targeted by me, not only did they have to go empty-handed, maybe they would have to eat prison food, and when I touched the big head behind me, they were still chatting about the mother-in-law who was good-looking, and what surprised me was that these two people actually stared at Zhang Fang.
"Brother Wei, look at it, the mother-in-law of that family is the most tender in the neighborhood, her man is not at home, when it's over, the brothers will take a chance to go to her house to change!"
One of them turned sideways, only talking to the short man's house, I wanted to laugh when I heard it, and I thought about being merry when disaster came, so don't be scared of later.
"Don't move...... Lao Tzu has a gun in his hand! ”
The big head suddenly jumped out, the gun barrel of the 38 big cover was very long, and it poked directly on the skull of a person, the person next to him turned around and was about to run, I stretched my leg and tripped, and while he crawled on the ground like a dog eating shit, I also used the gun to resist his ass.
"You two are so fucking fat, don't think about running, Lao Tzu's gun doesn't have eyes!"
I stabbed him hard, and the barrel of the gun seemed to have penetrated somewhere, and the man on the ground screamed in pain, and I was afraid that he would jump off the wall in a hurry, so I hurriedly stepped on his back and said a word to him.
The man who was controlled by the big head turned his head to look at me, the moonlight was very good, and I could see that he was very scared, his face was as difficult to see as hard as a pig's liver, his legs were trembling, and he opened his mouth and said tremblingly.
"Big ...... Big...... Eldest brother...... You...... You...... Do you want money or death! ”
The big head frowned, his face was full of murderous energy, kicked the man to his knees, and then reached out and pulled it into the man's pocket, and when he pulled it out, his face showed a look of joy, and he pulled out a dozen thick hundred-dollar bills!
I know that the big head wants to eat black, even if the two of them run away, Sun Wukong ran into Rulai - admit it, and he must not dare to call the police, which makes me very happy, I didn't expect to make a small fortune unexpectedly.
"Don't fucking move, find out all the money, dare to play any tricks, I told you that you can't pull out shit!"
The barrel of the gun was poked directly into the man's buttocks, and I believed that he would not dare to mess around, but to my surprise, there was a strong smell of urine in the air, and I looked down and saw that the ground was very wet, and then I knew that he was already scared to pee.
I had no choice but to take matters into my own hands, first tied him up, and then picked him up in my urine-soaked pocket, to be honest, this person may have eaten garlic, urinated so much that I couldn't open my eyes, but thinking of the tempting money, I had to forcibly endure it.
Fortunately, he didn't disappoint me, I hid more than 20,000 in my pocket, I felt it out and shook off the urine stains on it, and then said to the big head.
"Let's go, damn it, send it to the police station, go now!"
"Big brother, you also took the money, why rush to kill everything, be a man and leave a line, I really want to see the rivers and lakes in the future!"
Although the man I controlled was afraid, he still spoke very sharply, and even asked me to let him go, I smiled, kicked him and said.
"You fucking cover put bright spots, dare my chassis to do things, money Lao Tzu collects, release people and be fucking dreamed!"
After saying that, I raised my gun and fired a shot into the sky, and the loud sound immediately woke up the young men and women who were in the nest, and in less than a moment, there were already more than a dozen people around to watch the commotion.
At that time, there was no telephone, so I ordered four strong young men, carried the two to the small shop, and then asked people to call Chen Hui, and when she came, I threw the two of them into Fangzi's three-wheeled motorcycle and handed them over to the big head, while I rode his motorcycle and took Chen Hui to open the road in front.
As I expected, not long after leaving the village, a few policemen jumped out on both sides of the road, I had already thought of reasons and excuses, after some rhetoric, several policemen searched the two people, but I didn't expect to find a few small objects in the underwear.
"You two can be regarded as meritorious service this time, let's go, let's go to the bureau together!"
Because the chime and the yellow jade were in my pocket, I didn't want to go to the police station, but I was afraid that the police would be suspicious if I didn't go, so after I arrived at the police station, I made a simple record, and the police let us go.
I thought I had something to do, so I asked the big head to go back to preside over the overall situation first, and then took Chen Hui to the antique shop, the strange thing is that the greedy boss didn't open the door to let me and Chen Hui in, and stood at the door and talked to me.
"Little brother, it's the wind now, I know what you have, but it's too hot now, we don't dare to ask for it!"
The boss's words surprised me very much, and then I realized that the chime is now a time bomb, if it is not handled well, it will capsize at any time, I rubbed my hands, and saw that it was early in the morning, so I took Chen Hui to the county.
Of course, Chen Hui teased me a lot along the way, either tickling me or the hair teasing the back of my neck, if it weren't for the nervous chime, I can't guarantee that I wouldn't go back and pinch her a few times, or bite her twice.
"Hui'er, don't make trouble, the things are brought out now, but you have to dispose of them for the time being, otherwise we will be found out, and we will all finish playing!"
Chen Hui doesn't seem to be worried at all, after getting off the motorcycle, she is like a playful little girl, bouncing, and making faces like me from time to time, I am anxious, then there is still time to make trouble with her, and I will pick her up and walk around the streets and alleys.
In fact, there is an underground market in the county, but I didn't find it after shopping for a long time that day, so I had no choice but to send things to Widow Zhang!
Maybe I didn't think it through, and I didn't expect that Chen Hui and Widow Zhang would meet and cause a scene of mutual fighting.
In the seven-story building, Widow Zhang was wearing a very transparent tulle skirt and was drying her panties on the second floor.
"Hui'er, I bought this house, look at how it is, it's big enough!"
I didn't realize that Chen Hui saw Widow Zhang's angry expression and showed her accomplishments to her, and she came up and slapped me in the mouth, and then yelled at me.
"Li Shan, I think of you as such a person, it's so shameless, it's okay to be sticky with Zhang Fang, what is good about her widow, you still put her in the city to raise, I'm shameless!"
I touched my face that was a little painful and wanted to explain a few words, but Chen Hui was blindfolded and shouted loudly.
"I don't stop your nonsense, you drive her away, we may still be together, otherwise, we'll see you in prison!"
Chen Hui's temperament is very strong, I was afraid that she would really denounce her, so I didn't do it, I didn't stop it, I pulled her into my arms and hugged her, when I was ready to talk to her......