As soon as I heard this, I laughed, really laughed, a profession specializing in burning corpses, actually told me about respecting the dead, isn't this a lobster pulling eggs?

That Wen Xue seemed to see my disdain for her, glared at me angrily, and said, "Chen Baxian, don't think that only you eight immortals in the world respect the dead, and our crematorium also respects the dead. ”

"Huh! Respect. I sneered and said, "I'm afraid it's because the dead can bring you benefits!" I heard that you burned a corpse in the crematorium for 10,000 or 20,000 yuan, and took the money for the burning of the corpse, do you feel at ease? When you were spending money, did you hear the deceased shouting in your ear, 'Give me back my body?' ’。 ”

Wen Xue was stunned, gritted her teeth, eager to tear me alive, a pair of phoenix eyes were as big as a bull, and said, "Chen Baxian... You... You... Do you know how many bacteria are derived from the decay of corpses, and do you know the damage that those bacteria can do to the human body? Do you know that every inch of land in the city is an inch of gold, and how can so many dead people be buried in the ground? Could it be that dozens of dead people share a common grave? Allowing those bacteria to multiply in the ground? Contaminating the city's water supply? ”

Hearing this, I was stunned, but I was only stunned for a moment, and immediately retorted: "Hehe, to put it bluntly, I am still reluctant to give up those so-called lands, since the living have a place to live, why can't the dead live in peace?" Could it be that when the descendants are developed, the bodies of the ancestors should be burned to dust? ”

I shouted the last words.

"You... You... You're the elm head. She said.

I sneered and ignored her, as the so-called, the Tao is not the same, the theory of Wen Xue is too different from the theory I have always believed, I have been with this kind of person for a long time, I am afraid that I will be affected, at the moment, let the stammering and the high-ranking guy carry this woman away.

Who knows, the woman seemed to see what I meant, grabbed my arm, and said, "Chen Baxian, how about we make a bet?" ”

"What bet?" I was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion.

"Didn't you say that our crematorium staff had no respect for the dead? Then let's make a bet that whoever finds the body first will win! She said.

"Why should I bet with you?" I say.

"Are you afraid of losing?" She sneered and said.

Made, I glanced at Wen Xue, I have been in the society for a while, this simple radical method, I naturally will not be fooled, so I said: "I'm not interested!" ”

As I spoke, I gave the stammerer and the tall guy a look and motioned for them to do something. That Wen Xue was a little anxious, and hurriedly said: "You win, I'll marry you!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I was so confused, there was something wrong with this woman, right? He even made a bet on a lifelong event, and said, "I love my girlfriend very much, and I'm not interested in you!" ”

"Is she as pretty as me?" As she spoke, she threw a wink at me, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, she reached out to support the thing on her chest, and it looked a little tempting.

"Pretty enough to eat?" I glanced at her, withdrew my gaze, didn't want to entangle with the woman anymore, there was a good saying, a woman is the toughest female animal in the world, and walked downstream.

"Hey, Chen Baxian, don't you dare to bet, or do you not respect the dead at all, otherwise, how could the corpse be sucked away by the culvert. If I had just woken up, I would never have let the corpse be sucked away in front of my eyes, not even if my life had been spared. Wen Xue seemed to know that the beauty plan was useless, so she said such a thing.

I stopped, and I had to say that this woman was very smart, and knew that I respected the dead, and that I was obsessed with what I had just done.

"How? Bet or not, if you win, I will be your wife! Seeing that I didn't speak, she said something more.

"Bet!" According to my past personality, I would definitely not make any bullshit bets with this woman. However, what she said just now poked at my weakness, and as for her as a person, I have no interest at all, because I have always been concerned about Cheng Xiaocheng in Tibet, and my heart is not big, and I can't tolerate others anymore if I pretend to be Cheng Xiaocheng.

She smiled, looked like Jian's plan had succeeded, and said, "I knew you would agree!" ”

I glanced at him lightly, how could I not know her idea, it was nothing more than to get a fiancé out and let me talk to her so-called 'fiancé' theory, in the end, even if I won, it would only be a win, it would be better to have something real.

So, I said to her, "It's okay to bet, change the bet, if you lose, close the crematorium where you are." ”

"What?" She exclaimed, looked at me incredulously, and said, "In your eyes, I can't afford a crematorium?" ”

I didn't have time to talk nonsense with her, the old king and the little boss were still waiting for me to go to the walking horse village to save my life, the corpse was sucked by the culvert, God knows if I will meet a scavenger or something like that, to find the body as soon as possible, so I said: "Bet or not, don't bet and go back to the walking horse village immediately, don't get in the way here!" ”

"You... You..., well, I will convince you of losing today, and if I win, I must make you kneel in front of me and shout a few times to the Queen! She stared at me viciously.

I ignored her, and planned to retrieve the dead man's eyes before looking for the corpse, when I suddenly remembered that the corpse looked a bit like a beggar, so I asked the stammerer to go back to the village and look for the beggar.

He stammered and nodded, said to me, be careful, and led the senior guys back to the village.

After they left, Wen Xue pulled me and said, "Chen Baxian, why don't you let them stay and help find the body?" ”

I glared at her and said angrily, "They have been infected with evil spirits, and if they leave the hall for too long, the dead will blame them, and they will be in danger." ”

"Didn't you have evil breath on you, too?" She asked, confused.

I shook my head and said, "I'm not as bad as they are, it's not a big problem." ”

After saying that, I walked straight downstream, and one of the eyes of the deceased that I had seen on the bank of the river was flowing down the water, and I had been in the river for less than half an hour, so it stands to reason that the eyeballs should not have flowed far.

Immediately, I grabbed a stick and began to rummage in the river, because the water source upstream was blocked, except for a few places where the potholes were deeper, there was no water, and I could see it through at a glance.

After looking in the river for a while, I also walked about 400 meters downstream. During this period, Wen Xue chattered endlessly, first saying that the method I was looking for was wrong, and then that my posture of looking for things was a bit girly.

Made, listening to this, I have been enduring it, if it were not for the urgency to find the eyes of the deceased, I really wanted to grab the mud and plug her mouth, the words are too TM, I am here to make trouble.

"Oh, Chen Baxian, you're not good at looking for things, let me come, the things in our crematorium are missing, I found them, and this time is no exception." I was bending down to rummage through a pile of algae for the dead man's eyeballs, when Wen Xue suddenly said, "Don't move, those eyeballs are at your feet." ”