The most bullish WeChat circle of friends Chapter 430 I don't want to go shopping with the gods anymore (12 more)

Chapter 430 I don't want to go shopping with the gods anymore (12 more)

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The current mortal world is completely different from the mortal world in Zhu Bajie's memory.

The surrounding buildings are no longer pavilions and pavilions made of blue bricks and glazed tiles, but high-rise buildings made of reinforced concrete.

The means of transportation on the road are no longer ox carts and horse-drawn carts, but steel cars.

People's costumes are completely different from those in ancient times, and men and women with shoulders and backs walked past Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie's eyes were straight.

The men and women bound by ancient etiquette and religion have to be given and received, and there is no such thing as a modern one, which has to envy how many young men and girls in ancient times were in love.

Everything has changed, food, clothing, housing and transportation have all changed, and the way people communicate has also changed.

All this seems so strange, but it makes Zhu Bajie feel very fresh.

"Ahem, old pig, you're drooling. ”

When a beautiful woman wearing a small suspender belt and a small short skirt walked past Zhu Bajie.

Ji Yang obviously saw that at the corner of Zhu Bajie's mouth, there was disgusting saliva flowing out.

"Hey, hey, hey, the mortal world is so good now, the women in the past were all wrapped in three layers inside and three layers outside. ”

"Look at the mortal women now, the fabric they wear is really small, and even the important parts are looming. ”

Zhu Bajie said as he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hand.

But there are too many beauties of all kinds walking back and forth around, and Zhu Bajie's saliva has already flooded, and he can't stop it at all.

"Pay attention to the image and be careful to show the original form. ”

Zhu Bajie looks like a pig brother, Ji Yang can understand it, and it is not a big article.

Ji Yang was mainly afraid that Zhu Bajie would patronize and look at the beauties, and he couldn't control the immortal power in his body when he was excited.

It's not terrible for a beautiful man to turn into a pig's head in an instant, but it's terrible to scare the people around him.

"You can rest assured of this, my concentration is very strong, I ...... Hehe, that woman's legs are so long. ”

I rub, this is also called concentration, okay?

Before the words of pretending (forced) are finished, the nature is revealed, if the concentration is strong, will the saliva flow like the flooding of the Yellow River?

"Xiaobai, what are you pulling me for, didn't you say to go to the other side, what is the red light, I think it was a green light before, it won't be a monster, right?"

This is called a traffic light, commonly known as a traffic light, which is used to maintain order on the road to prevent chaos. ”

"Xiaobai, it's not good, my master was captured by a monster, and I'm going to save him. ”

"This is called TV, it's singing, why is it not good to use your eyes when you change your face, you can see clearly, this Tang Seng looks fundamentally different from your master, look at this Zhu Bajie is you?"

"Buzz Buzz ......"

The sound of propellers turning came from the sky, and Ji Yang looked up and saw that it was a helicopter flying overhead.

"Xiaobai, let everyone hide and watch me knock this monster down!"

When Zhu Bajie saw the helicopter, he thought it was a monster coming, his eyes were cold, and he said in a deep voice to Ji Yang.

As he spoke, Zhu Bajie's breath changed, and the beautiful man's face became illusory, and he was about to turn into a pig's head.

"Don't mess around, this isn't a monster, you can't jerk off in the street. ”

When Ji Yang saw Zhu Bajie's posture, his face changed, and he quickly hugged Zhu Bajie and shouted loudly.

It's the center of the city, it's a big road, and there are a lot of people around.

Ji Yang shouted, and many people looked at Ji Yang and Zhu Bajie.

"Wow, handsome guy!"

"The handsome guy is hairy, look at the appearance of the two of them, they must be (base) friends. ”

"Show affection, die fast, didn't you listen to that person's shouting, jerking off on the street, it is estimated that there was a breakup, and the brain and hands were stimulated. ”

"It makes sense, you can't jerk off in the street when your brain is stimulated, it's too perverted......"

The words of the people around him made Ji Yang's face green.

Reason: Your sister, I'm afraid that when you see the original form of Zhu Bajie, your little heart can't stand it.

Isn't it just that when he was hugging Zhu Bajie, somewhere happened to be on Zhu Bajie's buttocks.

But Ji Yang can swear to the sky that he really didn't have a reaction.

"I know roosters, hens, roast chickens, roast chickens, what kind of chicken is this flying chicken, we can say that we are Taoist friends, fairy friends, how can we say that we are chicken friends, you and I are not chickens. ”

"This flying chicken has no feathers and no wings, but it can fly, it looks like it is not shallow, and the spell is very powerful. ”

Zhu Bajie said as he spoke, nodding his head in a matter-of-fact manner, with that serious appearance, Ji Yang was drunk when he saw it.

Heaven and earth have not been in contact with the mortal world for thousands of years, they don't know everything in the mortal world, and they can only understand strange things by virtue of their own knowledge.

"The airplane is also a means of transportation, you are hungry, let's find a place to eat, and then I will tell you about the airplane. ”

Ji Yang had already let go of Zhu Bajie, and he didn't want the people around him to continue to misunderstand.

In order to avoid such an embarrassing thing again, Ji Yang decided to take Zhu Bajie to eat first.

Although Zhu Bajie is not as stupid and stupid as the legend, the legend says that he is so beautiful and delicious, but this is true.

As soon as he heard about eating, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up.

Last time, he was captured by Ji Yang's skewers, and when he came to the mortal world, the beauty saw it, and of course the food couldn't be let go.

"Xiaobai, I didn't expect the chicken to be fried and eaten, so bring me ten fried chicken legs and twenty fried chicken wings. ”

"And this roast chicken called Orleans, bring me five more, delicious, delicious......"

Ji Yang took Zhu Bajie to eat, so naturally he wanted to eat something that the other party had not eaten.

When passing by a family that can afford to nibble, Zhu Bajie smelled the fragrance wafting from the gnawing house, so he wanted to come in and eat.

Because it's not meal time, and today is not a rest day, there aren't many people who can afford to eat insiders, so Ji Yang agreed.

It's just the next scene that makes Ji Yang regret it.

Forget that Zhu Bajie is a foodie, can you not eat so shockingly.

I ordered a bunch of family buckets, all kinds of burgers, and fried chicken, and after eating, I said that it was not enough to stuff my teeth.

Originally, not many people could afford to gnaw, but at this time, many people came.

These people come to eat, but they don't come to eat, they come to visit.

What they visited was Zhu Bajie, a guy who was called a super foodie by the people around him.

Hearing that Zhu Bajie was still asking for it, Ji Yang's face turned dark.

"Ten fried chicken thighs, twenty fried chicken wings, five Orleans roast chickens, packed. ”

Ji Yang decided that if any immortal came to the mortal world in the future, he would never be able to take them shopping.

Shopping with these immortals is simply the rhythm of making headlines every minute.

Ji Yang has already seen someone carrying a camera to gnaw on, and someone must have told the media about Zhu Bajie, a super foodie.

Ji Yang didn't want to make headlines with Zhu Bajie, and asked the employees who could afford to eat to pack the things they ordered, so he pulled and muttered in his mouth that Zhu Bajie ran out before he was full.

Eat one's fill?

With his stomach, he has eaten up everything he can afford to eat, and he can't eat enough. Chapter 430: I Don't Want to Go Shopping with Immortals Anymore (Twelve Watches)