Robb lay on the stalk, spitting smoke rings.

A huge shadow blocked the sun, and Robb rolled his eyes, "You're blocking me from the sun!" ”

"I'm a generation of heroes, but I fish and hunt all day long, and my sharpness is almost gone!"

"Are you trying to say that this is not the life you want?"

Xiang Yu saw that he was not angry, so he nodded.

"Come, sit down, I'll teach you another lesson."

Xiang Yu sat down angrily, his body still smelling fishy.

"Even if you raise your arms now, how many soldiers can you recruit in the entire Huiji County?"

"With my prestige, tens of thousands of horses are always enough!" He looked at Luo Bo's contemptuous eyes, and added, "Give me 30,000 horses, and make sure that treacherous Liu Bang will turn on his back alone." ”

Robb kicked him down, "Do you want to repeat the same mistakes?" Don't look at the danger lurking now, don't talk about Han Xin in the north, Peng Yue, and the babies are going to kill you one by one, just around you, Wu Rui, King Wu Rui, the king of Jiujiang Yingbu who you sealed, and Wu Wuzhu knew that you were not dead and immediately joined forces to strangle you, and raised your arms and shouted, you might as well just say 'shoot at me', sand sculpture! ”

"Am I going to be incognito all my life?"

"Wait... Don't worry, by the way, grind your temperament! ”

Robb pulled out a few books from under his butt, "Fishing during the day and reading at night." ”

"I don't like to read!"

"I know, not only do you not like to read, but you also don't like to learn 'cheap', you have to learn from all enemies, there are allusions!"

Xiang Yu didn't hear the meaning of "allusion" either, "Learn the sword? What do you learn to do with the things that girls use? ”

Luo Bo slapped him, "Learn cheaply, not learn sword, every time I hit you in the future, you will give me a smile, a happy smile from the lungs!" ”

“。。。 Sir, why is that! ”

Robb looked at the sky gloomily, "Because... If you are cheap, you are invincible! ”

Xiang Yu touched his head and met Luo Bo's cold gaze, "Strange, I am not afraid of anyone in my life, how can I be terrified when I see his eyes." He hugged his book and wanted to leave.

"Did you forget something?"

Xiang Yu's legs trembled, "Sir, what... What's up? ”

"Give me a cheap smile."

Xiang Yu squeezed out an ugly smile and hurriedly left, a faint voice came from behind, "Laughing is more ugly than crying, let you go this time, laugh like this next time, affect my appetite, I will break your legs!" ”

Xiang Yu was so frightened that the fishing rod trembled for a while, causing ripples in the lake!

The warm wind gusted, Xiang Yu heard a snoring sound behind him, he quietly put down the fishing rod, the burly body stood up violently, looked around the mountains, the rivers and mountains were picturesque, he couldn't help but shed tears, "Yu Ji, I'm sorry for you, you live alone... ”

"Smack" Xiang Yu's ass was kicked again, and he was caught off guard from falling into the lake.

"Who allowed you to be sad, this country is yours, put yourself in the right position, you are already a dead person!"

"Sir, I'm in a good position, I just wanted to go down to accompany my Yu Ji."

Robb's eyes showed tenderness, and he sighed, "Come, I'll pull you up!" ”

"Thank you, sir!"

"Slap" was another loud slap, "Who told you to seek death and life, you still want to seek death after so long!" ”

"Sir, it's only been two days."

Luo Bo slapped him again, "A hundred battles are tired and the strong men mourn, and it is difficult to return to the Central Plains once defeated." The disciples of Jiangdong are worried today, and they are willing to make a comeback with the king! ”

Xiang Yu stayed on the shore in a daze, "Sir, I understand." ”

"You know a fart, I'll beat you, did you laugh!"

"Catch another five catties of fish, or there will be no dinner...

“。。。”

"There's a guest here tonight, I'm going to hunt a few hares after fishing, and I'll sleep first."

Xiang Yu once held the hand of the "Overlord Gun", held the fishing rod, and secretly thought, "I'm not angry, I'm not angry." ”

It was dark all the time, and Xiang Yu entered the house with a tired face, holding a fish basket in one hand and two hares in the other.

"What are you looking at me for? Are you waiting for me to praise you? What time is it, why don't you go and cut the fish and cook, do you want to starve me to death, the pestle is like a mallet there, and I don't have any eyesight! ”

"I bear with it..." Xiang Yu carried water.

Two buckets of water were gently and quietly lifted in his hands, and he walked like flying, and suddenly, he heard a rustling sound.

Xiang Yu immediately felt that there was an enemy attacking, and ordinary people's steps would not be so light and fast.

He didn't even look at his back, a bucket of water was thrown over, and then, the second bucket of water was also thrown out, and with a rub of his toes, a thick branch was held in his hand, "Xiang Yu is here, who is sneaky." ”

As soon as the words fell, the wooden stick came with the sound!

Dressed in night clothes, the man slipped away from the attack, and the thick wooden sticks hit the trunk of the tree, and the leaves fell one after another.

"Cousin, it's me!"

When Xiang Yu heard the voice, he was already trembling, "Xiang Zhuang... It's really you! ”

The man took off his mask, with tears in his eyes, Xiang Yu hugged him, "I thought you were dead!" ”

"No, in the battle of Qixia, after you were knocked unconscious by Mr., Mr. immediately arranged for me to do a secret thing!"

"What's the matter?"

"Sir, tell me not to talk about it to anyone...

Xiang Yu was furious, "I'm you... ”

"Smack"

I don't know when Robb has come to his side, and he raised his hand and slapped him, "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask." ”

After saying a few more slaps, Xiang Yu squeezed his teeth and smirked at Luo Bo.

Xiang Zhuang looked at this scene in amazement, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, was beaten!

was beaten up, and he was still smiling shyly!!

Is it that I have night blindness and can't see clearly.

"Do you know why I hit you?"

"Mr. Wang's teaching!"

Xiang Zhuang was even more surprised, he clutched his heart, this is impossible, this is absolutely impossible.

The lion has turned into a quail!

"One, if you fight, you fight, why are you throwing a bucket? It's what I stole ... I took it, I don't know the price of firewood and rice, no wonder I have ruined the whole country. ”

"Sir, the teaching is very good."

Xiang Yu laughed with him.

Xiang Zhuang felt a little difficult to breathe.

"Second, who told you to report to your home every time you fight, and 'Xiang Yu is here'. Don't you know that the whole world is full of people who want to kill you, and if you fight in the future, you will fight, and shut your mouth for me. ”

"I would like to listen to the teachings of the gentleman."

"Three, don't ask if you shouldn't ask, will you use stratagem? If not, you ask for an egg! ”

"I'll start reading tonight, and I won't disappoint my husband!"

"Alright, let's go cook!"

"Sir, you slapped four times, and why did you slap another?"

"I couldn't help it, I felt like I was going to fight!"

“。。。。 Hehe, sir played well, and I was extremely comfortable, so I'm going to cook! ”

Xiang Zhuang pointed to his cousin who was far away, "He... He... ”

"The gangster made you laugh, by the way, did you bring wine!"

"Bring it!"

"Quick, let's go into the house, let's talk!" Luo Bo held Xiang Zhuang's hand, very enthusiastic!