Chapter 18 It's Not Right to Drink to the Mentally Retarded (Today's Double Shift!) Excellent! )

"Hah! A careful eye that doesn't count! It's unexpected, it's unexpected! ”

Hearing that the osmanthus brewing reward was canceled, he directly ignored the second half of Xi Luoli's words, and Youmeng angrily pointed the branch in his hand at the Lori intelligent host floating in the air.

"This retarded ...... Is it really a special enrollment for basic education? ”

Silori took a deep breath and calmed down the logic thread that had been messed up again. With a cold snort, he conjured a small bottle of osmanthus brew in front of Youmeng, "From now on, interrupt me again, and you will bear the consequences!" ”

"Okay, okay! I hope I will listen to whatever you say. ”

The cute chick pecked at the rice and nodded quickly.

Carefully holding the small white flask in both hands, she stretched out the tip of her tongue and licked it at the edge, and the rich aroma of osmanthus lingered in her nose. The girl narrowed her eyes happily and took a small sip of expectation, the spicy golden liquor flowing down her throat.

"Hiccup~!"

Gently burped an osmanthus fragrant wine, and a certain salted fish girl who was overwhelmed by alcohol blew a layer of slightly drunk redness on her face, and her eyes were sparkling, with a bright and moving cute appearance.

"Hey......" Looking at the cute people who finally settled down while holding the wine jug and drinking osmanthus brew, Xi Luoli couldn't help but feel tired for a while - she always felt that it was a wrong decision for her to descend on the image of the copy host.

However, as the intelligent host of Yulasis Academy, Nozomi's ability to regulate his emotions is far from being comparable to that of normal humans.

After reorganizing the logical train of thought and finding the right way to communicate, Lori smart host Xi cleared her throat and continued.

"The affinity test, in the primary test environment, is only an assessment of the bias of your spiritual power's primary attribute. This is no longer much necessary for you. ”

Xi pointed to the crystal ball in his arms and the thick mist that still lingered in the forest, "There is no doubt that you have a water affinity that is close to the purity of the gods, and even the source spirit crystal cannot change your spiritual power attributes. ”

"Is there a god-level affinity for the water system?! It's amazing. Then I also got a full score in this assessment, right? ”

Youmeng's eyes widened, her face was full of excitement, so she was no longer far from the peak of her life?

"No, there are gains and losses. A high degree of spiritual affinity is not necessarily a good thing. Xi shook his head, ruthlessly shattering Yu Meng's illusions, "This means that it will be dozens of times more difficult for you to cultivate all spiritual skills other than the water system, and even to use spiritual power outside of the water system. Therefore, if you follow the primary assessment criteria, your affinity score is – fail! ”

"Huh?!"

"However, in the high-level testing space, there is also an affinity test ......" Nozomi playfully raised a finger and shook it, "Do you know what is the biggest difference between intelligent life and animals?" ”

Youmeng touched her chin and pondered for a while, her eyes unconsciously swept to the osmanthus brew in her hand, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she confidently raised the small wine bottle in her hand towards Xi Luoli and said, "Of course it's this." ”

Lori smart host nodded with satisfaction, smiled and affirmed: "That's right, the biggest difference between intelligent creatures and animals is ......"

"We can cook and make wine!" With a flushed face, Yu Meng replied excitedly.

“…… The difference is whether or not tools can be made and used. After finishing the words in his mouth by inertia, the smile on the face of the Lori intelligent host froze.

Patience, Hey, patience. As one of the intelligent hosts of the calm and detached Yurassis Academy, he must maintain a stable aura in the face of any situation.

It's a big deal if there's a monkey on the other side of the test.

Xi Luoli's white and tender hands trembled slightly, angry, but she still had to keep smiling.

"Oh, it's not a big problem, it's not a big problem."

Yumeng, who didn't feel the change in the atmosphere at all, scratched his head absentmindedly, raised the small wine bottle and looked in with his right eye.

"Ahh o((⊙﹏⊙))o

Eyes rolled, Youmeng leaned to the side of the unkind-looking Xi Luoli with a flattering face, and affectionately hugged the little Lori smart host, hugged her into her arms as Antonieva had done before, and happily burped a sweet and floral wine, "Hiccup~ Na, I'm done drinking, can you help me get another bottle?" ”

The faint girlish aroma is matched with the sweet and greasy breath of osmanthus wine.

Xi Luoli, who was still trying to do ideological work for herself, didn't have time to react, and her eyes darkened under surprise, and her little head was pressed to a soft place by Youmeng.

Xi Luoli was stunned for a moment, and the expression on her face struggled for a moment, and finally showed a burst of relief, sure enough, she couldn't drink for the mentally retarded.

Two small hands obediently wrapped around the cute waist, blooming with a bright smile and singing softly.

"Sitting on the nine heavens, leaping between all things, and purifying the impure king of the world, the Thunder Hell has descended!"

Bang!

A monstrous lightning dragon pierced the sky, roaring and slamming into the ground.

The ground cracked inch by inch, and the shock wave at the center of the lightning uprooted the surrounding trees.

The arc of electricity swirled and spread out as if the end times had descended, imprinting terrifying scorched black scorching marks on the ground.

The smoke cleared, and the center of the Thunder Prison was in the center.

A little Lori with a pink and delicate face easily threw the things in her hand to the side, clapped her hands with a refreshed face, and her clothes were spotless.

stepped forward, gently kicked the black pasty salted fish coke that was spread on the ground and could still be seen to be a human shape, crossed his arms, and said condescendingly.

"When the wine wakes up, get up, you won't die in the test hallucinatory realm. The next time I speak, you just interject or move your hands and feet, and that's the end. ”

The tiger is not powerful, do you really think I am a cheese cat?! It's still this way of speaking comfortably. What is the excellent smart hosting service guidelines, that kind of useless regulations are better thrown away.

The salted fish on the ground trembled, and then lay on the ground and rubbed away from Nozomi.

"Hey, are the current test AIs so ruthless, cruel, and vexatious? Boo, I'm injured and need a lot of good food to get up......"

Is it still a monster?

A sneer hung on the corner of Xi Luoli's mouth, "Don't worry, I'll give you some delicious food." Sitting on the nine heavens, jumping among all things......"

"Don't, don't! I'm up, I'm up! ”

A standard salted fish was stiff, and Yumeng suddenly jumped up from the ground, leaning against a big tree with a defensive face and looking at the little Lori whose danger level had increased sharply to the skeleton level.

"Alright, I don't have time to play games with you. You obediently cooperate to complete the affinity test, and I will reward you with a piece of osmanthus cake. ”

Rubbing his eyebrows helplessly, Xi snapped his fingers.

The forest scene changed, and the two came to a huge and boundless Gobi.

Countless swords, staves, bows and arrows, spellbooks, and even guns and cannons appeared between the two men.

"With the change of science and technology, whether it is elemental, enhancement, psychic, or trait-based psionic cultivators, they are no longer just like animals directly and primitively squandering their own power. After reaching the high-level spirit, the origin spirit can be summoned outside the body to form a personal exclusive spirit weapon, so it is very necessary to choose one or two weapons that are most suitable for you to practice in advance. ”

"Some people are good at firearms, some people are good at long swords, and some people are good at shields...... All in all, finding a way to get the most out of your abilities is the fundamental meaning of the affinity test in the Advanced Test Illusion. ”

Glancing meaningfully at Youmeng, who had a slightly open mouth and eyes that were dazzled by the weapons in the sky, Xi Luoli added disdainfully, "However, being strong doesn't mean being suitable. The test lasts only an hour, and only the wisest of people can see through the appearance and find the weapon that best matches their own physiognomy. For you, being able to match more than 80% affinity will be considered if you pass the level. ”

Nozomi said with a wave of his hand.

"Alright, let's go and try it slowly. Hold the weapon and input spiritual power will get an affinity hint, and you will come back to annoy me after finding the weapon with the highest phase. ”

Leisurely conjuring up a chair and a cup of black tea, Xi Luoli blew lightly and took a sip.

Call...... I was finally able to take a break, and everything was finally back on track.

The next second.

A timid voice came from her ear.

"Now, hey. The affinity of my weapon is a horizontal 8 (∞), what does this mean? ”

"Poof!"

Xi Luoli just drank the black tea in her mouth, and all of a sudden it was sprayed on Youmeng's face.