Master Lingguan sat down, only one person was allowed to curl up, and even turning over was a problem, but I felt more comfortable than the bed in the hotel.

Dozens of days, never had a good night's sleep, after emptying my brain, I slept for two days and one night, until the next evening to wake up with a soak of urine.

Zhang Fang leaned against the wall, squinted, his chest was slightly lowered, and when he saw me come out, he got up happily and pointed out the door.

"Brother Shan, eat something quickly, Biaozi is ready!"

On the table were two black mud bowls with a few boiled red roots.

I glanced at Zhang Fang's line of sight and looked at the door, only to see Biaozi setting up a bonfire outside the door, roasting golden wild goats on the fire.

"Yes, you can still eat meat, Fangzi, you go, let's eat!"

Zhang Fang shook her head, picked up the red lotus on the table, turned around, and secretly stuffed it into her mouth.

She is now a monk, I shook my head helplessly, got up and walked out of the temple, Biaozi didn't say a word, and tore a piece of barbecue meat that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

"Brother Shan, let's eat more meat now, so that our bodies and brains can recover, so that we can have a chance to take revenge!"

After taking the barbecue, I glanced back at Zhang Fang's lonely back, I touched my forehead and sat down, sighed.

"Biaozi, I want to help Fangzi do one thing and then go down the mountain, otherwise I won't feel at ease!"

Biaozi bit a piece of barbecue meat, and said with a chirp.

"What's the problem, man, you should be responsible, what do you want to do, I approve with both hands!"

I sniffed the aromatic roast, took a bite, and thought as I ate.

Zhang Fang has been disfigured, and there should be no men to harass her, but she has always been a woman, if I go and never return, she is likely to starve and freeze for the rest of her life.

To solve this problem, we must first make the Lingguan Temple on fire, as long as there are many pilgrims, Zhang Fang not only has no worries about food and clothing, but also has quite savings.

"Biaozi, is the injury better, I need you to go down the mountain and buy two costumes to come back!"

The barbecue was very fragrant, and Biaozi ate it with relish, and when he heard me say that he wanted a costume, he suddenly turned his head and said with a puzzled face.

"Don't you want a gun, what can you do with a costume?"

I smiled, shook my head and nibbled on the barbecue, smashed my mouth and said, "You will know when you buy it, within three days, I want this temple to be famous throughout the county!" ”

"Okay, I'll go down the mountain after eating, but ......"

Biaozi's face showed embarrassment, his greasy hand grabbed his skull, smiled, and stopped talking halfway.

He is a cheerful person, and when he encounters unspeakable things, he is afraid that it will be money, so I tore him a piece of meat and scratched his chin.

"Is there no money, Yuying's residence in the township, there is a plastic bag in the toilet that contains more than 100,000 yuan, take it out!"

That was the back road that Yuying had prepared before her death, but unfortunately she was dead, and I felt inexplicably sad in my heart, grabbing the barbecue, smashing my mouth and biting it, and then losing my bones, taking off my shirt, and lying on the ground to do push-ups.

Now, there is only Biaozi around me, and the struggle with Chen Hui and Datou has just begun, and I am afraid that it will not work without a strong physique, and I urgently need to train twelve fast abdominal muscles.

In the next few days, I exercised when I was full, and slept when I was tired.

Three days later, Biao Zi came back with two sets of costumes, I couldn't wait to put them on, got some ash from the bottom of the pot and wiped it on my face, and asked Zhang Fang with a smile.

"Fangzi, look, do you look like the spirit officer?"

"Oops!" Zhang Fang was very scared, her eyes flashed, and she leaned over and grabbed me: "Take it off, if you are like this, the gods will blame you, take it off!" ”

I grinned, ducked back, threw another costume to Biaozi, and said with a smile.

"Change your clothes, tonight, let's be a spirit official for a while!"

There are no ghosts in this world, and the so-called gods are nothing but mud, and if you have to say blasphemy, I think it is also blasphemy of faith.

It was getting dark, and Biaozi and I supported each other and rushed down from the top of the South Gate.

When I arrived in the village, it was past twelve o'clock in the evening, and I pointed to a few single-family houses.

"Biaozi, you hide first, as long as I cough, you make some noise, and then jump out, tonight is the day when the spirit official master will appear!"

"Brother Shan, this is pretending to be a ghost, does it have any effect?" Biaozi didn't seem to believe me, asked with doubts, flashed his feet, and jumped into the haystack beside him.

The moonlight is hazy, the starlight is dim, and the cold wind is whining, so it is a good time to pretend to be a ghost, how can it not be effective?

I smiled, pinched my hands and feet and walked out of the window, the family seemed to be doing well, with glass, I stretched out two fingers, scratched on the glass, and made a very harsh creak.

In the dead of night, the creaking sound was very exciting, and I was about to start hair, but the house was snoring, and no one woke up for a long time, so angry that I picked up a stone and slammed it against the glass window.

"Dangchang" sounded, the glass shattered, and the mother-in-law in the house instantly scolded.

"It's that bad heart, in the middle of the night, I'm going to die, you wait, the old lady grabs you, you have to sit on your ass!"

There were a few clicks, and it was estimated that someone had come out to take a look, so I hurriedly dodged and stood under the big tree at the door, staring at me with a black line.

"Squeak"

Before it was opened, a mother-in-law walked out wearing shorts and exposing her feet like white tofu, crossed the threshold stone, and scolded at the waist.

"I'm full, I have nothing to do, I come to poke the old lady's glass every day, god damn it, you have the ability to come out, the old lady sits on your ass and sits on you, grandma's!"

I lifted my sleeve and shook my black face, she obviously saw it, and she was so frightened that she cried against the door frame and shouted in dismay.

"What, who?"

"I ...... Be...... Spirit...... Official...... Old...... Father...... Hahaha......"

Learning the tone of the singer, I choked my throat, hoarse voice, and shouted a few times in a low voice, and the woman was so frightened that she knelt on the ground with a puff, and kowtowed tremblingly.

"Why don't you go to the temple to worship, do you want natural disasters and man-made disasters to come, or do you want evil spirits to be haunted and die!"

The woman was so frightened that she didn't bow her head and didn't dare to speak, I smiled to myself, covered my mouth, coughed lightly, and there was a sudden pop on the side of the girl, which frightened the woman to suddenly turn her head to look, and I took the opportunity to hide behind a tree.

"Hey, it's really a spirit officer, you can fly so far in the blink of an eye!"

The mother-in-law was so excited that she turned around and ran to the house, thinking that she was looking for incense paper, I hurriedly ran, and Biaozi turned around and hid in the mountains.

Feudal superstition is deep-rooted, poisoning human beings for thousands of years, is a mother-in-law with nine mouths, as long as a little tricks, the appearance of the spirit official will soon be known.

After a pause, I suddenly heard a burst of firecrackers in my ears, and I smiled and pointed to another one.

"Let's go, the three of them become tigers, and Fangzi has fallen in the second half of her life!"