Chapter 134: The Big Wolf and the Little Fat Sheep
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"Brother Hao, the news of the bombing sky." Chen Dapang held his mobile phone and stood next to Lu Hao, looking frightened.
"I see." Lu Hao knew that the thing reported on the news was the spider monster. The horrible monster that was killed by his own punch.
Chen Dapang shouted: "It is said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, cats and dogs are not allowed to become sperm, why did this spider become sperm?" โ
Lu Hao complained: "Everyone has said that cats and dogs are not allowed to become sperm, and spiders are not on the list." โ
"That makes sense!" Chen Dapang was shocked into a cold sweat, which means that except for cats and dogs, other animals and insects can become sperm.
Damn, what a terrible thing it is. A spider spirit will make a fuss, and if all the jackals, tigers and leopards become sperm, the city where humans live will face a terrible disaster in the future.
Superheroes, I want to be a superhero and defend the peace of mankind.
"Don't be whimsical, superheroes meet monsters and are still eaten in one bite." Lu Hao's face was sad, why did the spider spirit run wild, this is not normal!
The spider spirit disguised itself as a human in order to obtain blood food and enhance cultivation. The wanton destruction of cities and the slaughter of human beings is a bit abnormal.
Lu Hao pondered for a while, and felt that the spider spirit suddenly went berserk, which must be related to some evil force.
Shadow Soul Realm!
Lu Hao let out a cold sweat, the judge of life and death once said that the Shadow Soul Realm was secretly carrying out a terrifying plan. The spider spirit is rampant, it won't have anything to do with the Shadow Soul Realm!
Where is this mysterious Shadow Soul Realm?
Lu Hao pondered for a while, lay on the bed, picked up the golden **, a strange book, and studied it. โฆโฆ The story of Ximen Qing and three women!
There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book! This sentence is really a wise saying. In the book Jin **, there is not only Yan Ruyu, but also the Golden House, as long as you study it carefully, you will definitely reach the peak of your life.
Ximen Qing is really a great man, he is very good at work, and the golden gun will not fall!
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Early the next morning, Lu Hao came to the classroom and heard about two things.
The first thing happened, the dean died suddenly at home, was sent to the hospital for examination, and died of kidney failure. The second thing is that a beautiful teacher with big breasts came to the school.
Lu Hao realized that the teaching director died suddenly at home, and he had nothing to do with Wang Qianhui.
The new beautiful teacher has just graduated from the Academy of Fine Arts and has come to our school to take charge of the art class. This morning, the third class is art class. A chance to see a beautiful teacher.
The male students couldn't help but get excited and discussed.
"You say, which of our new beautiful teachers is more tempting than the black silk female teacher?"
"Of course, it's our black silk female teacher."
"That's not necessarily, I heard that the new art teacher is a tall and childlike beauty."
Lu Hao listened for a while and felt that they were really good at breaking around. Tongyan Juru, you think the cangjing is empty. Speaking of Mr. Cang, what an otaku god and goddess!
โฆโฆ A baby face, as well as that plump buttocks, I was excited when I saw it.
Time flies, and it's time to get art class in the blink of an eye. The male classmates in the classroom cheered up and greeted the beautiful teacher.
The class bell rang, the sound of high heels rang out in the classroom corridor, and after a while, a beautiful woman in a red leotard appeared at the teacher's front desk.
Lu Hao raised his eyes and couldn't take his eyes off at that time. In the classroom, the male students were all concentrating and eating tofu as if they had never seen a beautiful woman in their previous lives.
"It's so beautiful." This is Lu Hao's inner cry.
The beautiful teacher's long black and shiny hair falls vertically like a waterfall. A delicate melon seed face, with a pair of peach blossom eyes, coupled with the human chest that is about to come out, is definitely the legendary otaku god and goddess.
The beautiful teacher's name is Zhao Hongxue, twenty-six years old, and she has just graduated from the Academy of Fine Arts.
Lu Hao glanced over and found that the male classmate's eyes were wide open, and his saliva was about to flow out. The smile of the beautiful teacher, like an arrow piercing the heart, hunted all the boys.
After the beautiful teacher introduced herself, she began to concentrate on the lecture. When it was about to end class, the beautiful teacher made a strange request, and all the students drew an angry bird.
Lu Hao was depressed, why did he draw Angry Birds? Lu Hao thought about it and drew it in his notebook.
The beautiful teacher walked over, coughed, and said, "This classmate, please show the painting to the whole class." โ
Lu Hao covered the masterpiece with both hands and said embarrassedly: "Teacher, my painting is very ugly, don't let me make a fool of myself." โ
The beautiful teacher smiled and said, "No matter how ugly the painting is, it must be shown." โ
Lu Hao had no choice but to show the painting. The classmates took one look at it and laughed in unison. In the picture book, a gray wolf stretches out its paws and is chasing and biting a little fat sheep.
The beautiful teacher asked, "Which student knows what he meant?" โ
A boy raised his hand and stood up and said, "Teacher, Lu Hao's thoughts are dirty. The gray wolf is himself, and the little fat sheep is you, the teacher. โ
Lu Hao gritted his teeth, eager to go over and beat him.
The beautiful teacher's face changed, and she asked, "Classmate Lu Hao, you can explain." I asked you to draw Angry Birds, why did you draw Big Gray Wolf and Little Fat Sheep. โ
"Report to the teacher, Angry Birds are foreigners, and Big Wolf and Little Fat Sheep are Chinese. As Chinese, we must advocate the spirit of patriotism, and I am right. โ
Lu Hao said in a daze as if he was cramping.
"Patriotism is worth promoting, but your behavior is inappropriate. After class, come to my office. After the beautiful teacher finished speaking, she returned to the podium.
After a few minutes, the bell rang for the end of class. The beautiful teacher walked out of the classroom with her textbook in her hand. The male classmate was reluctant and couldn't wait to catch up.
The male classmates got together and started to discuss.
"It's a great honor to have such a beautiful teacher and teach us art classes."
"With a beautiful teacher, my parents don't have to worry about me failing art in the future."|
Lu Hao sat on the bench with his butt and was stunned, the beautiful teacher saw me alone, wouldn't she want to punish me.
No matter what, I'm not afraid to go up the knife mountain or get off the oil pot, and I'm still afraid of the beautiful teacher! Lu Hao tidied up his school uniform and walked over with a swagger.
The voices of the classmates began to sound again.
"You say, what is the matter with the beautiful teacher looking for Lu Hao alone?"
"There is no need to ask, Lu Hao is bold, comparing himself to a gray wolf, and comparing the beautiful teacher to a little fat sheep, which is a clear plot."
"Yes, this kid has a dirty face, and he can do any bad thing."
"We despise him together ......"
"I hope that the beautiful teacher will punish him severely."