After the sound of firecrackers stopped, I stood in front of the bridge with a solemn face, and my heart was up and down, not daring to go to the bridge easily.

was stunned for about a few minutes, and finally ruthless, but it was impossible for Liu Jianping's resentment to be dispersed, and it was impossible to find out the cause of Cheng Xiaocheng.

I knelt down in the direction of the Nai He Bridge first, kowtowed three times, and burned some yellow paper, which was fragrant to indicate etiquette.

I slowly lifted my left foot, stepped on the small wooden bench, stood on the wooden bench with all my might, and then stretched out my right foot tower on the table of the Eight Immortals. As long as I step on the Eight Immortals Table, even if I get on the Nai He Bridge, if it is an ordinary Nai He Bridge, I will not be so nervous, but this time it is the Nai He Bridge of the people who died in vain, so I can't help but be nervous.

As soon as I stepped on the bridge, I felt a chill all over my body, and I felt as if something was staring at me behind me, and I turned around, empty, nothing, and now, my heart was even more nervous.

According to the custom of crossing the Nai He Bridge, on the first floor of the Eight Immortals table, I need to play the role of a bull head to tell you some jokes, and the jokes told in the countryside are all yellow [color] jokes, otherwise no matter how funny the jokes are, they will have no effect in the countryside.

Because of this, I was not very interested, and I only told them two yellow jokes that I had heard from others at school.

The first is that a young man on the bus saw a young woman's collar open very low, and the young man's eyes were fixed on the young woman's breasts, and he said, "What a good place for peach blossoms to bloom." ”

When the young woman heard this, she lifted her skirt and said, "There is also a place where you were born and raised." ”

The second joke is that on a bus, a man bumps into a shrew, and the shrew is furious and says, "You can't stand on all three legs." The man was of better quality, so he stopped at the shrew and said, "Forget it, I won't quarrel with you, you will not win the quarrel with two mouths." ”

I have to say that in the countryside, no matter how elegant the yellow [color] jokes are, when they come to them, they can immediately understand that the effect brought by these two yellow [color] is still very good, and they have won the laughter and thunderous applause of the villagers, as well as the shyness of those women.

This brief excitement diluted the tension of the scene, and I was also relieved. But when I think about what I have to do next, my heartbeat inexplicably accelerates, this feeling is very mysterious, just thinking about it, my heartbeat becomes faster.

Later, I asked for some red envelopes from the 'master's family' and the villagers present to make it auspicious, and they probably thought I was telling a good joke, and many people handed over some red envelopes.

At this time, Yang Yan walked under the Nai He Bridge and said, "Brother Jiu, it's almost 2 hours, you should take a shot of lidocaine first, otherwise, I'm afraid this Nai He Bridge is not over yet, and you will faint first." ”

After saying that, he wanted to climb the bridge, but I stopped and said, "Wrap the potion and syringe in yellow paper and hand them over, and I'll do it myself." ”

This Nai He Bridge is different from the ordinary Nai He Bridge, once a living person climbs up, it will destroy the aura of the entire Nai He Bridge.

Then, I took the potion he handed me, injected lidocaine into my arm, and with the shadow on my back, I was ready to open the 'gate to hell'.

The so-called opening of the gate of the underworld is to open the door of yin, which is just a ritual, not the real opening of the door of yin. Of course, the real Yin Gate is not so easy to open, even the top Taoist priests in China dare not say that they have the ability to open the Yin Gate, and some things are just good to listen to.

The ritual of opening the door is very simple, only three pieces of yellow paper, three pillars of incense, three candles and three sets of clothes of the deceased are burned under the table of eight immortals in the middle of the first floor of the bridge.

The person who burned these three things was Yang Yan, and after he burned them, I poked the dust with a spirit flag, stained it with a small amount of dust, and then scraped the dust off it with my thumb and applied it to my forehead.

The ceremony of opening the door was completed, and I climbed to the second level of the bridge with the shadow on my back. Sometimes, people feel really weird, I just move under my feet, and I feel a pair of eyes staring at me behind me, and I turn around, and it's still like that, no one.

I was furious by this feeling, but, thinking that Liu Jianping and his wife would be sent to the mountain for burial in the afternoon, the time was a little urgent, and I didn't care about the fear in my heart, so I climbed up hard, and when I was about to climb to the second floor, I felt a cold air coming from behind, and I turned around suddenly, Made, there was still nothing.

I looked up at the sky, the sun was shining at this time, where did the cold come from? Isn't there something dirty staring at me?

Thinking of this, I didn't dare to climb up, so I asked Yang Yan to burn yellow paper in the coffin of Liu Jianping and his wife, and asked him to find some villagers to beat gongs and drums under the Naihe Bridge, and use this gong to suppress the dirty thing.

Suddenly, the noisy sound of gongs and drums, especially the sound of gongs, pierced my ears a little. I exhaled and climbed up, and at this moment, a pair of cold hands slammed into my head, causing my forehead to slam on the table of the Eight Immortals.

I turned my head sharply, Made, there was still nothing, as if I had just hit the table of the Eight Immortals.

"Brother Jiu, are you okay! Did the pain in your body flare up? Yang Yan shouted nervously below.

I shook my head, not daring to say what I felt just now, once I said it, I was afraid that the villagers who were beating gongs and drums would immediately disperse, and without the sound of gongs and drums, the bridge would become even more sad.

"Brother Jiu, it's really not good, just come down! It shouldn't be a big deal! Yang Yan continued below.

To put it in my heart, I'm a little scared, the current situation is very clear, there is obviously something dirty nearby, and that dirty thing doesn't want me to carry Liu Jianping's shadow across this bridge, as for who it is, I have only one candidate in my heart, the woman in the car accident, that is, Cheng Xiaocheng's twin sister or sister.

I said to Yang Yan: "I accidentally bumped it just now, it shouldn't matter much, you let the villagers sound the gong a little more." ”

After that, I continued to climb up, before crossing the Nai He Bridge, I knew that there would definitely be dirty things to cause trouble, fortunately, I was lucky, when I came to Liuyang Town, I met a pair of twin grandmothers, and pulled some hair on them.

Thinking of this, I climbed up and felt the old woman's hair from my waist, and I was afraid that this would not be enough, so I took out the finger from the cigarette case, first wrapped it with my hair, and then tied a knot and hung it on my arm.

Although this behavior looks a little disgusting, but in the current situation, I can only do this to cross this bridge safely, not for anything else, just because the burial scripture says that the human remains have the qi of heaven and earth, and the remains are revealed, and the qi of the soul is weak, and I am afraid of it.

ps: Mother-in-law is coming, there are only two more today, and 5 chapters will be made up tomorrow.