Seeing that Meiyu was drenched, Amy and the others still couldn't stop laughing, Amy stepped forward directly with a beer, laughing, and took out a tissue from the coffee table, and rubbed Meiyu twice very insincerely, which was to help her wipe the water traces.

Mei Yu shook Amy's hand away, brushed it, took out more than ten tissues in one go, and wiped it herself, Amy looked at her with a straight face, knowing that Mei Yu was really a little annoyed, so she immediately put away her smile and gently hit Mei Yu with her shoulder, just like a Pekingese dog flattering and rubbing under the owner's feet.

Mei Yu was knocked out of his rut, raised his head and gave Amy a blank look, and when he saw his pitiful appearance, he laughed first, this bastard didn't know when he got wet all over himself.

Seeing Mei Yu laughing out loud, Amy said unashamedly: "Let's call this a problem." ”

Mei Yu rolled her eyes and looked up at a few boys, they tried to make a serious appearance, but they made a fluttering sound from time to time in their mouths, and when they couldn't help it, their heads tilted to the side violently, and those who didn't know thought that they had collectively eaten broken beans, and who put P in the game stinker.

Out of the corner of Meiyu's eyes, she caught a glimpse of Johnson who was looking at the wall with a straight face, and she was angry, okay, she was ridiculed here to die and live, as a member of the same party, Johnson actually looked lively, too woody and reasonable, come on, drag out the dog head and wait!

Mei Yu coughed a few times, his face had turned from cloudy to sunny, and he looked at Johnson and ordered with a smile: "Since I can't be trusted when I say it, it's up to you to tell them." ”

The rain clouds instantly drifted from the head of the plum rain to Johnson's head, and Johnson's face quickly turned from sunny to cloudy, and it was reported locally. Thundershowers are likely to occur.

Johnson said calmly: "Do you want to be a role model for high school students in the United States?" ”

Silently looking at the water trails on his body, Johnson couldn't help roaring in his heart, Shinji, why didn't you know to retreat to a safe distance before you spoke!

Johnson and Mei Yu stood side by side, some of the five boys opposite were sitting on the sofa, some were standing behind the sofa, and a small P fiddling with the computer was inserted in the middle. It's like two magic sticks fooling a group of pure and immaculate teenagers.

Johnson was the first to speak: "What we did in the past was completely wrong, we thought that it would be easier for others to be accepted if we dressed up like others......"

Amy: "Poof~"

Cruise: "Puff~"

……

Johnson was defeated with a blue face, and Mei Yu continued to work hard: "What you need to do now is to become an honor student and be the first in your homework." The movement is great, and the music can also write lyrics and compose. ”

Amy: "Puff~"

Cruise: "Puff puff~"

……

Meiyu and Johnson glanced at each other, and the two of them jumped like thunder. Mei Yu stomped his feet on the spot, Johnson looked at her seven points of smoke, the anger in his heart suddenly disappeared, and he smiled peacefully at Mei Yu.

Mei Yu was stunned for a moment] Sen smiled and said, "I taught you to sing yesterday and I felt the same way." ”

Rainy season: "......"

Is this the legendary retribution? Mei Yu's powerful heart finally collapsed, and tears flowed down his face in an instant.

At this moment, P raised his head, looked around, and said slowly: "You guys, do you want to be a role model for high school students in the United States?" ”

Quiet, very quiet.

Everyone looked at Xiao P with wide eyes, Mei Yu and Johnson were depressed, spray, why didn't you spray, why didn't you continue to laugh when you arrived at Little P?

It seems that this person really picks soft persimmons and pinches them.

Xiao P waited for a long time, but no one said anything. His brow furrowed, his voice raised, and he asked again, "You." Do you want to be a role model for high school students across the United States? ”

The voice was cold, like an oracle from the gods. It's hard to resist.

Amy and Little P have been together for a long time, and their resistance is the strongest, so they were the first to react, he squinted his eyes at Little P, and asked softly, "What do you want?" ”

Xiao P's eyes were clear, and he said calmly: "Become an honor student, the first in homework, great sports, and can also write lyrics and compose music." ”

Hearing that Xiao P plagiarized her words word for word, Mei Yu blocked her chest in one breath, and she glanced around angrily, poof, why don't you poof, a group of bastards, putting P is still controlled manually.

Amy squeezed into the middle of Cruise and P, sat down next to P, and said with a wry smile, "It's too difficult." ”

Xiao P turned the laptop on the coffee table slightly, so that Amy could clearly see what was displayed on the screen, and Amy read it out word by word: "On the possibility of monkey evolution?" ”

He looked at Xiao P in confusion, the mouse in Xiao P's hand tapped twice, signaling Amy to continue reading, Amy involuntarily continued to read the second page, then the third page, his face became darker and darker, and stammered: "You, you ......"

A few other people swarmed around to watch the excitement, and everyone's faces finally turned the same as Amy's, turning into ashes.

Johnson's curiosity won when he saw his brothers like this, poked his head and looked at it twice, and then his face was blue and white.

Mei Yu couldn't help but ask, "What's that?" ”

Amy looked at Mei Yu with an indignant face, full of the smell of young children complaining to their parents after being bullied by the little P child in the kindergarten class: "It's a training sheet that will raise our credits enough to pass the threshold of Chiteng Academy in a short period of time." ”

Ivy College? These are the eight best schools in the United States, including Harvard University and Yale University, and they are also the most competitive universities to apply to, but as long as you can study in them, it is equivalent to one step to the sky.

When Mei Yu communicated with Johnson just now, he just said that the goal of their efforts was an interstate university, and now, being raised by Xiao P students by two grades, it is equivalent to going from two books to Tsinghua University and Peking University, and the difficulty in it can be imagined.

What's more, these teenagers are all bad teenagers who often skip classes and do not do their jobs, basically mixed with high Chinese, and then go to find a job as a construction worker, and in the next few decades, it is also conceivable that when they are forty or fifty years old, the biggest sign on their faces is a huge alcohol nose.

That is to say, now Xiao P, the threshold of sending a group of troubled teenagers to the university, is still the world's first-class university!

The difficulty is no less than letting a person who has not taken classes well after graduating from junior high school be admitted to Tsinghua University.

Mei Yu's brows also furrowed, and the tips of her two beautiful eyebrows rushed together, like a two-leaf boat in the rain, fluttering, and she asked suspiciously, "This is unlikely, right?" ”

Xiao P raised his eyebrows, stood up, and explained to Meiyu with his laptop, his voice was plain, without much ups and downs, as if a machine without any emotion, just performing his duties:

"Fortunately, there are many loopholes to exploit here, and the university entrance exam can be divided into three parts: cultural class results, social activities and personal strengths."

Mei Yu stretched her neck to look, and the small P computer showed a circle simply and clearly, and it was divided into three parts according to the proportion, each accounting for about one-third, of which, the part that said STUDY was smaller than the other two parts.

Xiao P continued to analyze rationally: "I will help you with tutoring in cultural classes, and there should be no problem in passing the exam; Your specialties are also obvious, and if you can do the core members of the FREE dance troupe, you should also have a skill, I checked your social activity points on the Internet again, and found that they are quite high, so let's surprise it, it's not a big problem. ”

Mei Yu listened to Xiao P in a daze without any emotional analysis, sometimes she really wanted to cut off Xiao P's skin to see if there were some electronic components underneath, isn't this guy really a robot?!

An originally difficult thing was told by him, and it was actually solved, as easily as if he had killed a fly.

God, that's the top eight universities in the United States, what does he mean, can you get in so easily?

Meiyu moved her neck with difficulty to look around, and everyone's faces were dull, and there was a tendency to move closer to Xiao P's expressionless face.

Gradually, there was a sparkle in the eyes of these boys, and a small cluster of flames began to burn, quickly burning into a raging fire, Amy was the first to lift the immobilization spell, jumped up with a swish, and grabbed Xiao P's hand excitedly, "Really?" Do you think we can really get into the Ivy League? ”

Xiao P slowly pulled out his hand and smiled faintly, his smile was full of indescribable confidence: "Not only do you have to be admitted, but I want you to have one by one, everyone's school is different." ”

G, Amy feels that her strong heart can't bear this stimulation anymore, can she be a little more fierce?

The world's top universities are the same as the cheap cabbage bought on the street, and you can pick one for a dollar.

Amy really wanted to shout at the top of her voice: "Give Lao Tzu eight trees!" ”

Xiao P is really a top marketing talent, the teenagers have a burning spirit in their hearts, as long as they think of dropping their student ID cards when they pick up girls in the future, no matter how arrogant they are, they will also be caught, and the blood of the whole body will boil.

Fighting, Amy hugged Xiao P's thigh: "Brother, you are my own brother, whether my brother can find a daughter-in-law in the future depends on you." ”

The others were not as sensational as him, but they were also extremely enthusiastic, and Mei Yu translated their original words into Chinese as follows: P Ye, in the future, my brother's life will be handed over to you, the knife comes, the fire goes, as long as P Ye says a word, the brows will not wrinkle.

Watching these hot-blooded teenagers vigorously get on the thief ship and continue to move towards the other side of Huangquan, Mei Yu only had Xiao P's research report home page in his mind: On the possibility of monkey evolution.

The second update, oh, the writing is a bit out of the box, I have to press the horse's head back to the broad road. (To be continued.) , () Vote for recommendation, monthly pass,,。