Chapter 96: Radio Programs
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Hello everyone, and welcome to today's radio program on Enemy Radio, I'm the new announcer.
The following is the daily story of Chicken Soup for the Soul, which is excerpted from Tzeentch's Facebook page, everyone knows that Tzeentch's stories are written vividly, interestingly, and philosophically, and I will read it to you.
One day, a little girl strays into a sadistic palace.
The floor of the palace was paved with billowing heads, and blood flowed from the depths of the palace.
The little girl stepped on her slippery head and explored deeper, only to see an uncle with leg problems pushing his wheelchair with difficulty. Maybe it's because the wheelchair is covered with slippery blood, and the uncle is about to fall when his hand slips.
Remembering the teacher's teaching, the little girl ran up and helped the uncle.
The little girl asked the lovely uncle, "Uncle, why doesn't your wheelchair have wheels?"
The uncle replied, "There are wheels, you see, aren't these my wheels down there?"
The little girl looked down and understood what the uncle meant, it turned out that these heads were the wheels of a wheelchair. The little girl said again: "Uncle, where are you going, I will push you." ”
The uncle pointed to the gate of the palace and said gratefully: "Thank you, I want to go to the gate to bask in the sun." ”
Pushing the uncle to the gate of the palace, the little girl felt that she could push the uncle outside, because the sun was brighter there. The uncle shook his head and refused the little girl's kindness, and said, "I can't go any further, I can't go anywhere without my wheel." ”
"Uncle, what else can I do for you?"
"Can you help me find more wheels so I can go and see the outside world. ”
The little girl was very happy and agreed, so the uncle gave her an axe, and the little girl happily looked for the wheel for the uncle.
After the story was read aloud, the story written by Tzeentch was still full of philosophical and educational significance......
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Meng Nan, who used the leather seat, didn't feel much comfortable, because the car was more bumpy than before, and the items in the car, including the car itself, would tremble after moving, maybe the one-eyed dragon didn't think about using shock absorbers at all......
Landing craft, large and small, began to land one after another, like sprinkling a handful of sesame seeds on a pancake, and it felt like everywhere would become a landing site.
The battle fortress has no choice in such an environment, so it can only choose the direction and rush forward. The other vehicles followed, and those who survived several battles were veterans, and they had a deeper understanding of Waaagh than rookies, and they believed that the macho boss would lead them to find the special and enjoyable Waaagh!
"Boss, there's something in the way!" "Cyclops felt the need to inform the Boss, even though he didn't plan to divert his way.
Meng Nan stretched out his head and glanced at it, good guy, a landing craft landed right on the path of the battle fortress: "Avoid it, it's best not to attract their attention, we have to go back to the camp first." ”
In fact, Meng Nan thought too much, and others would not deliberately stare at this team full of crazy Max Fan at all. Now the scene is extremely chaotic, the hastily landed Imperial Guards and the Chaos Demon are almost mixed together, how do you say that...... You have me, I have you, hugging each other, hard to leave.
The first thing the Imperial Defense Forces did when they got down from the landing craft was nothing else, first look for the landing craft in the air, anyway, if they see that there is a landing craft that looks wrong, then knock it down, the order they received is very clear, save their strength, and give priority to destroying the demon forces to the greatest extent.
Fighting positional battles definitely does not meet the requirements of the superiors, so first check if there are any demonic forces around you when you land. If there is, then set up defenses and fight hard, if not, then empty the demon landing craft above.
Meng Nan's beggar convoy composed of dozens of broken cars was really not taken seriously. There were also occasional Imperial or Chaos attack convoys, but they were very sporadic and didn't put much pressure on Meng Nan.
The one-eyed dragon spun off the steering wheel, and the body slashed against the landing craft on the ground, rubbing countless sparks.
The Okron boys in the back did the same, and even some of them had perverse personalities and stuck their heads out and made a strange appearance of a hippie smile at the human soldiers in the landing craft.
By the time the hatch of the landing craft was fully opened, the convoy had already run away, leaving only an overwhelming cloud of choking smoke and dust.
The entire convoy was like a fat-headed snake with agility, moving between the small strongholds hastily set up by the Imperial Defense Forces and the demons.
Sometimes the boys also shoot black guns, especially the blood axe kid led by the iron chin, and he has a special fun time after having the newly made Daka big gun.
The convoy was passing through a positional battle, and Iron Jaw glanced at it, and then raised his gun to fire at the demon who had just rushed out of cover. Whoever the iron jaw hits, the blood axe kid under his hand will also hit that side, and of course the other clan boys will not let go of such an opportunity, and they all opened fire one after another.
As soon as the convoy left, almost all the demon soldiers who rushed out of cover were lying on the ground, so that the Imperial Defense Army, which had been passively beaten, thought it was friendly support.
Don't think that Iron Chin is really trying to help the Imperial side, he did this to the defenders later.
For no other reason, it's just a prank by Okr. He felt that one side was pressing the other side and how boring it was, and only by being evenly matched could he beat Waaagh to a good time!
The triumphant iron chin will shout when he leaves: "No thanks, really no thanks! If you want to thank us, thank our macho boss!"
It's just inexplicable!Presumably, those people or demons who have been baptized by the Okr ammunition will scold their mothers......
Meng Nan didn't have time to care about this group of Ou Krypton, who couldn't fully participate, but also played very high, and he couldn't control it, there was no loudspeaker in the car, there was no communicator, and in this environment of gunfire, communication was completely based on roaring and was not used at all.
"Boss, there's another one in the way ahead!" the one-eyed dragon opened its mouth again to remind Meng Nan, his tone with eager eagerness.
There's no way, who calls him the driver, when other Ou Krypton is playing with thieves, he still has to sit in the driver's seat and drive honestly, so he complains in his heart that the boss doesn't understand himself at all.
Meng Nan glanced at the front observation port again, and then turned his head to glance at the one-eyed dragon.
"Don't turn around, rush over!" he said to the other Krypton. "Big bolt, you are responsible for stuffing all the grenades on the roof of the car into the big mouth of the landing craft, Tieba, Geba, you go and dry up the machine guns on the second floor!"
The boys waited in the car for a long time, pretending to be good babies, and finally they could be presumptuous: "Waaaaaaagh!"
There is also a reason why Meng Nanxia ordered this, because it was a demon landing craft that stood in the way, and it was a large Devourer-type, not to mention the appearance, it was simply ugly, and there were large and small terrorist symbols spray-painted everywhere, probably similar to a symbol like "¥".
The guards huddled in the hatch - oh no, it should be the guys who look like demons have obvious demonic features at this point, and are about to come out of it.
If these were the Imperial Guards, Meng Nan might consider taking a detour, but if it was a demon, it would be a different matter, and there would be no pressure to kill.
A few seconds later, dozens of grenades dragging black smoke pounced on the Devourer landing craft like a frenzied swarm, Meng Nan counted carefully, and probably nearly half of the grenades flew into the open hatch with a spinning god position, followed by an explosion that made Ou Krypton refreshed.
However, this is not the end, the two cannons on the second floor of the battle fortress also began to spew tongues of fire, that sound, that momentum, it is simply Waaagh day Waaagh ground Waaagh air!
Finally, in the midst of a wagon of Okrpton's roaring Waaagh, the Battle Fortress plunged headlong into the Devourer's jaw.