099 Swallow in one bite
In order to avoid affecting the rituals of other families, this incident was arranged in the farthest eleventh mourning hall.
In the middle of the mourning hall, black cloth hung down on all sides of the corpse cart to the ground, and a corpse lay flat on it, with white flowers scattered on and next to the corpse.
Black curtains hang around the mourning hall, and incense candles are burning, emitting a characteristic smell of smoke.
The farewell and condolences were already held yesterday, so only the two brothers of the deceased, as well as the families of his wife and children, came today, and there were only five people in total.
Lin Kai was shocked by the hostess's terrifying tonnage, and then noticed the moderately obese young man...... The beautiful woman next to her. Her graceful and delicate face was haggard, and there was panic in her eyes.
As Lin Kai and Su Xiaoyue entered the mourning hall, the five relatives looked at them in unison.
"Ms. Qin, these two are the masters we invited, Mr. Lin and Miss Su!" Wang Gong said to the obese woman.
"Them?"
Seeing that the so-called masters were such two young people, the five relatives all showed disappointed looks.
"Sister-in-law, what is the eldest brother's unfulfilled wishes, you can tell us, let's figure it out together!" Among the two brothers of the deceased, a middle-aged Sven with glasses frowned and said.
The severely obese woman's facial features were a little indistinguishable, and she said in a buzzing voice: "There is nothing to say, his wish cannot be fulfilled, and I am not allowed to fulfill it!" ”
Another middle-aged man with a rough face sneered: "It can't be that the eldest brother has assigned us an inheritance, and the sister-in-law wants to swallow it alone, right?" ”
"You'll try again?" The woman shook the fat off her body and looked at him fiercely. The man immediately coaxed, snorted and did not dare to make another attempt.
Sven glared at the man with a dissatisfied expression: "Don't talk nonsense, sister-in-law, doesn't my sister-in-law usually take care of us?" With the urine nature of the eldest brother, it is strange that he will consider the issue of dividing the inheritance. ”
"Okay, second child, this kid is just like that, the mud can't support the wall! Half of the inheritance will be given to you brothers, and you will watch him in the future, and don't let him be defeated. The fat woman waved her hand a little disheartened.
The third child couldn't control the ecstasy on his face, but the second child smiled bitterly: "Sister-in-law, it's not appropriate to say these things now, let's find a way to let the eldest brother go with peace of mind!" ”
Lin Kai ignored the conversation of these people, and after coming in, he activated the ghost eye to inspect the mourning hall, but still did not find the ghost of the deceased, and was surprised in his heart, the fat woman looked at him and said, "Mr. Lin, I don't know about you...... How do we do that? ”
Lin Kai and Su Xiaoyue glanced at each other and said, "Let's push the cart, let's see the situation." ”
"Carts?" The five looked at each other.
Wang Gong already understood what Lin Kai meant, and said through the walkie-talkie: "The staff of the No. 5 Spirit Hall, please be in place." ”
After a few breaths, a woman and two men came in from outside the door, both wearing black suits and white gloves like Wang Gong.
Wang Gong and two male staff members stood on either side of the corpse car, and there was an empty seat next to Wang Gong. The female staff member played the role of the master of ceremonies, stood straight and solemnly said: "Please ask the deceased's relatives to escort their relatives on the road!" ”
After speaking, she and three male staff members looked at the obese young man.
The fat woman gestured to her son.
The obese young man walked to the position next to Wang Gong. He had been told the process yesterday that he and three staff members were going to push the body to the back of the mourning hall, where there was a door to the passage of the corpses, and outside the door there would be a cremator wearing gray clothes and pants, a gray mask and a hat to take over, and then he and the staff would only need to follow behind until the cremation furnace and wait for the ashes to be boxed. As for the corpses cut and teleported into the furnace at the back, the family members generally can't see them.
The whole process takes about fifty minutes, and it is said to be an escort, but also a witness.
Seeing that everyone was already in place, the three staff members pulled up the black cloth below, picked up the wheel lock with their feet, and the obese young man drew a gourd in the same way, and then pushed the corpse car together.
The car moved, and there was no such thing as yesterday's locked, and everyone's nervous faces showed joy and breathed a sigh of relief.
However, at this moment, a dark wind suddenly blew in the mourning hall, the curtains on the four walls shook, the candles and incense were extinguished, and the lamps began to flicker.
Not again! Everyone, including staff and relatives, turned pale and stiffened to move.
Lin Kai's eyes narrowed, and he instantly locked on the corpse.
"Hiding in a corpse!"
He walked quickly towards the corpse car, Su Xiaoyue was not slow, and he rushed out almost at the same time with the delicate peachwood magic sword in his hand.
"Ah......h
Cheated corpse!
The three staff members were so frightened that they fled, and they didn't care about anything else.
Phew!
Su Xiaoyue's white skirt fluttered, but her posture was vigorous, and a sword stabbed through the corpse's right wrist, and bursts of green smoke suddenly rose from under the sword. The hand holding the fat young man's corpse suddenly let go, and the young man fled screaming.
Lin Kai was hindered by a staff member and was a step late. He held a scale rod in his hand, and the scale hook that was in the way had been dismantled by him with the Yin Ghost clone, and at this time, under the infusion of clear qi, all the scales came to life, turning into a strange aura symbol and whipping the corpse.
Bang!
There was a terrible ghost cry from the corpse, and the wind was blowing, and the curtains on the four walls were flying wildly, like huge ghost hands trying to grasp the living. The staff and several relatives screamed in panic and fled with their heads in their hands.
"If you dare to make trouble, get out of here!"
Su Xiaoyue was furious, took out an exorcism talisman from the convenient pocket of her waist bag, and hurriedly said, "Taiyi Zhenjun is as urgent as a law, forgiveness!" Then he volleyed out the rune paper. The rune paper flew straight out, stuck to the corpse's chest, and immediately burned automatically.
A figure sat up from the corpse, jumped out of the corpse cart and pounced on Lin Kai. Its figure quickly solidified, like a real person, with a hideous and murderous look on its face.
"Lao Chen, beat him to death for me!" Lin Kai waved his hand to release the Sven ghost, pulled Su Xiaoyue to take a step back and watch the battle, there are no subordinates, what kind of effort do you have to go up and fight blindly!
Everything is like lightning and fire, and it is dizzyingly fast.
"Roar!"
The ghost of Sven grinned widely, turned into a huge ghost head, and the three-meter giant mouth closed one by one, and the mourning hall was instantly calm.
"I ...... Nima, how did you eat him? ”
Lin Kai watched the guy who had turned back into a young man chew a few times with relish, and let out a grunt swallowing sound in the faint scream, and was dumbfounded.
Sven blinked innocently: "Didn't you say beat it to death?" Before I even started, it rushed into my mouth on its own! ”
Su Xiaoyue was also a little dumbfounded looking at all this, and her eyes turned around Lin Kai and Chen Fan strangely.
"Hi Beauty!" Chen Fan showed a charming smile of aristocracy to her, Lin Kai's face turned pale, put him away, and Chen Fan's angry voice came from the spiritual connection: "Damn, I haven't finished the conversation yet, you bastard......"