Chapter 16: Xiao Zhu's Armament
"Ahh Zhang Yicheng was hugged like this, and collapsed on the spot, only feeling as if his legs were buried deep in the sand, and he couldn't move "Uncle Liu..."
"You let me go!!" Liu Dongsheng hugged Zhang Yicheng's body with both hands and lifted it up, only to feel that the child seemed to have taken root on the ground, no matter how hard he tried, Zhang Yicheng was hugged to death, and what was even worse was that this Liangzi was holding Zhang Yicheng's legs, his head was poking upward, and he was waist-high when he saw it.
"Yicheng! Hold on! Liu Dongsheng was also crazy, thinking that at this moment he could only break the kettle, if people were really forced to a dead end, they could really do something incredible, and after studying for a while, Liu Dongsheng found that there was a double-cylinder washing machine in the corner of the house, and he didn't know what year it was produced, and the shell had been rusted, "Go!" Liu Dongsheng took three steps and two steps to the washing machine, and moved the washing machine with great difficulty. If you want to say that the things of that era, it is definitely real material, don't look at it as a washing machine, the weight is definitely there, Liu Dongsheng is also from a practice sanda, at this moment, I almost flashed my waist when I hugged this washing machine, and its weight can be imagined...
"Yi... City... Hang on... Live!! Liu Dongsheng moved the washing machine directly above Ryoko's corpse, and he added more strength, and smashed it on the back of Ryoko's corpse, "I'll let you climb!" ”
This smash really worked, and the hands holding Zhang Yicheng immediately separated, "Yicheng! Get out! Liu Dongsheng pushed Zhang Yicheng to the door, he just wanted to leave, only to feel that the foot and neck of one foot were grabbed by a flutter, and the strength was as if it was caught by a wire wrench, plop, Liu Dongsheng came to a horse stomach in front of him, and almost broke the bridge of his nose, but fortunately, Liu Dongsheng reacted quickly, and barely supported the ground with his arm when he fell down, otherwise this time it was really enough to drink a pot...
With a clang, the washing machine fell to the ground sideways, Ryoko's body slowly climbed towards Liu Dongsheng, and Liu Dongsheng kicked his other foot vigorously, but it felt like kicking on a car tire, hard and elastic, with no effect at all.
"Uncle Liu... Don't worry..."Zhang Yicheng wiped his snot, opened the bag and began to look for something, but the light in the room was too dim, and all the medicine bottles looked similar, four or five bottles, all of them were dark brown, and they couldn't even see the color clearly, just when Zhang Yicheng was in a hurry, he only felt that a round and big shadow suddenly appeared under his feet, just like Baba Dad in the cartoon, "Wow!" Zhang Yicheng was so frightened that all the bottles in his hand fell to the ground, and two were broken on the spot...
"Brother Liu... This... What the hell is this... This... This..."Xiao Zhu, who dared to make a phone call, rushed back, not only wearing body armor and a steel helmet, but also taking a baton and a shield.
"What did you do...!?" Although kicking Ryoko with his foot is not lethal, it can somewhat stop him from climbing up, "What are you still stunned for!" Come on!! ”
"I... I... I'm afraid something will happen... Go... Go and arm..."Xiao Zhu couldn't even speak in fright, poked at the door like a fool, and watched Liu Dongsheng struggle underground and was indifferent.
"Arm your uncle!!" Liu Dongsheng was angry, "It's better to be armed!" ”
"Oh...!" Xiao Zhu woke up like a dream, took out a gun and fired five or six shots at Liangzi's corpse, but this shot hit Liangzi like a dead pork, it had no effect at all.
"What the fuck is this!!" Xiao Zhu's face was full of sweat in fright, and when it came to the baton shining on Liangzi's face, it was a stick, but the stick was like hitting a tire, and it was bounced back again, "Brother Liu... This... This thing is invulnerable..."
"Uncle Zhu, get out of the way!" At this time, Zhang Yicheng, who was squatting on the ground to collect powder, suddenly stood up, holding a glass bottle with both hands and slamming the mouth of the bottle on Liangzi's face, Liu Dongsheng, who was choked by a puff of white smoke, burst into tears, to say that this time really worked, Liu Dongsheng immediately felt that his feet and neck were loosened, and hurriedly climbed back a few meters away, "Hurry up!" Get out first...! Liu Dongsheng stood up and just wanted to get out of the house, but when he looked back, he was stupid again, only to see Liangzi's corpse simply stood up, hugged Xiao Zhu tightly, Xiao Zhu's face turned white, and let Liangzi hug his body, not daring to move.
"Uncle Liu..."Zhang Yicheng held an empty bottle in his hand, "Let's find a way to stuff that piece of jade into that thing's mouth... Uncle Zhu... You get the bottle I gave you ready... We say put it, and you just take the contents of the bottle in your mouth..."
"Stuff your mouth...?" Liu Dongsheng collapsed, isn't this a tiger's mouth pulling teeth, "What kind of grenade are you... Is there anything else? ”
"It's all shattered... I can only make up enough for one bottle when I pick it up..."Zhang Yicheng stopped crying, and probably killed the red eye, "Uncle Liu... Let's hold our breath... He can't see us..."
"Okay..."Liu Dongsheng took a few deep breaths and took a big breath, "Xiao Zhu... You take the bottle out... Ready..."
"Hmm..."I heard that I was holding my breath, Xiao Zhu also held back, tremblingly took out the bottle that Zhang Yicheng gave him, and carefully unscrewed the cap, if you want to say it, this Liangzi's corpse doesn't know what's wrong, and Xiao Zhu won't be motionless if he keeps it, and let Xiao Zhu take out the bottle and twist the cap, but there is no reaction at all.
"You don't have to put it in your mouth... It's okay to have other lips..."It was said that it was two people, but in fact, Zhang Yicheng was only responsible for commanding, and the actual operation was all Liu Dongsheng, "Uncle Liu... Be careful... This thing is likely to bite..."Holding his breath and speaking, Zhang Yicheng's words popped out word by word.
"Well... Blame..."Liu Dongsheng simply only had a mouth shape and no sound, carefully opened Liangzi's lips with one hand, and carefully stuffed the jade into it with the other hand, which was smooth at first, but when Yuyi touched Liangzi's mouth, Liangzi's body suddenly began to shake violently, and the two arms holding Xiao Zhu suddenly increased their strength, if it weren't for the body armor on his body, he might have broken his ribs this time.
"Ouch... I can't do it..."Xiao Zhu was about to cry, and the green tendons on his neck were strangled out.
"It's in!" Liu Dongsheng finally stuffed the jade piece into Liangzi's mouth, and forgot about holding his breath in excitement, as soon as this sentence came out, he saw Liangzi's corpse suddenly shocked, and opened his mouth to shine on Liu Dongsheng is mouthful, and the jade in his mouth fell to the ground with a click. It was also at this time that Xiao Zhu couldn't wait to raise his neck and take the east in the bottle in his mouth.
"It's over..."Zhang Yicheng closed his eyes, I'm afraid I'm going to say goodbye to this world today... What a pity! Transformers hasn't finished yet, Journey to the West hasn't finished yet, and Liu Mengmeng hasn't married yet... Ay... Life is not great, death is not very glorious... To say that a child is a child after all, he has no intuitive concept of death, and he still has the intention to tamper with famous words at this juncture...
But there will always be some extras and coincidences in the world, such as the here and now. The development of things did not fail as Zhang Yicheng imagined, on the contrary, Liangzi's bite just now did not bite Liu Dongsheng's body, but ripped a piece of cloth from Liu Dongsheng's pants, and Xiao Zhu immediately softened after holding the dead jade in his mouth, and collapsed on the ground like a mess of mud, directly pressing Liangzi underneath.
"Huh? It worked? Zhang Yicheng cautiously put his finger in front of Xiao Zhu's nose and tried it, "Uncle Liu! We've made it! ”
"This ...... Is that your plan? Liu Dongsheng couldn't cry or laugh, he stunned Xiao Zhu and pressed the liangzi underneath, what kind of solution is this? It took so much effort to achieve this goal?