Chapter 814: Someone
Li Baxian thought of a way, and when he opened the coffin, a young man came out of the crowd, shirtless, holding an axe in his hand, and went straight to the coffin.
Everyone was dumbfounded, this is not the precious son of the chief of the security guard's family, is Guan Er stupid, what is he going to do?
Guan Ersil is twenty-three years old, crazy, and has brain problems. When Guan Ersil was young, he had a high fever and burned out his brain, and he is still half crazy and half stupid, and the people in the village gave him the nickname Guan Ersil.
Guan Ersil has some characteristics, when he is normal, his brain is very smart, and he is stupid and wants to die.
Guan Ersil's biggest dream is to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law and give birth to a big fat boy. Once, Guan Ersil peeped at the widow of the king taking a bath and was beaten half to death.
Guan Er's stupid father is the chief of security and protects the calves, and the people in the village rarely provoke him.
Guan Ersil raised his axe and slashed down at the coffin.
Li Baxian's face changed greatly, and he wanted to stop it, but unfortunately he was a step too late, and he watched Guan Er stupidly chop an axe on the coffin.
The axe went deep into the coffin wood, and something happened to the evil gate. A puff of black gas came out of the coffin, and a jet-black liquid flowed from the cracked place.
Guan Er stared at the coffin for a while, danced with his hands, and cheered: "The coffin bleeds, this is God's retribution, you all have to die, hehe." ”
Li Baxian was anxious and shouted, "Quickly drive the second fool away." When the words fell, the two strong men knocked Guan Er stupid unconscious, crossed his arms, and dragged him out.
Li Baxian's body trembled, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed: "Ghost Grandpa atoned for his sins, it was all caused by the two fools, please forgive me." ”
When the villagers saw the coffin coming out of the black gas and blood, they were all stupid and retreated. At such a time, it is a coward to retreat, and it is a man to move forward.
The villagers could retreat, and Li Baxian, as the leader of the coffin bearers, could only rush forward. At this time, if you don't stand up, you will be laughed to death.
Li Baxian weighed the pros and cons, the tiger's body was shocked, and he had the courage to walk to the coffin and sprinkle the rooster's blood on it.
The bright red rooster blood stained the coffin, and the black gas gradually dissipated, and the blood flow stopped. Rooster blood can suppress evil spirits, temporarily suppressing the evil spirit leaking from the coffin.
When Li Baxian was young, he practiced foreign kung fu in the Shaolin Temple, and one punch could break granite. Li Baxian came ruthlessly, exerted all his strength, and slapped the coffin lid with one palm.
The lid of the coffin clicked and fell apart. Li Baxian cleaned the lid of the broken coffin, looked down, and found the body of a young man lying in the coffin.
The young man was naked, with burns on his body. There was still some mess in the coffin. Li Baxian stretched out his hand and touched it, and the young man actually had a heartbeat.
"Everyone came and saw that the person in the coffin was still alive." Li Baxian was surprised and delighted, it was the first time in his life that he had seen such a strange thing.
The widow Wang was the first to come over, looked into the coffin, was ashamed and angry, and exclaimed: "Shame to death, the person in the coffin has no clothes, he is a snail man." ”
At this time, the sound of "coo, coo" sounded in the other coffin, which was very harsh. The villagers thought they were going to cheat the corpse, and they all tensed their nerves.
"Listen, there is a woman's voice in the coffin." The king of the village is blind, his eyes are not good, his ears are sensitive, and he can hear the sound that normal people can't hear.
A villager approached and leaned on the lid of the coffin to listen carefully, and a woman's cry sounded inside: "Help, let me out." ”
"There's a woman in there, she's screaming for help." The villagers rejoiced.
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and open the coffin and rescue the person." The villagers were anxious and began to scramble to push the lid of the coffin.
Strangely, the lid of this coffin is like growing on it, it just can't be moved.
"Get out of the way." Li Baxian came over and made the Shaolin Temple's foreign boxing technique, the strong King Kong fist, crack the coffin lid.
After the lid of the coffin cracked, a delicate and lovely beautiful girl appeared inside. The beautiful woman was dressed in emerald green, holding a sword in her hand, and a large package beside her.
The beauty opened her eyes wide, looked at the stranger outside, and let out a scream.
In another coffin, the victim snail man inside woke up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he found that the sunlight was very dazzling.
The snail man stood up abruptly and exclaimed, "Why am I in the coffin?" ”
"Ahh Hooligans! The women of the village blushed when they saw a muscle, naked man standing up from the coffin.
This snail man has a majestic figure, handsome and extraordinary, and the solid muscles on his body are elastic and full of masculine allure.
When the girl in the village saw such a handsome and domineering man without clothes, she was overjoyed and admired.
The snail man looked dazed, looked down, and found that he was naked, and the important parts were not covered at all.
"Damn, what's going on?" The snail man hurriedly squatted into the coffin, and begged pitifully, "Uncles and aunts, give me a piece of clothing to wear." ”
The villagers were all stunned, and a big living person popped out of the coffin, not dressed yet.
A little boy ran over, threw the clothes into the coffin, and said, "Big brother, this is my father's clothes, you can take them and wear them." It's cold, naked, and prone to frostbite. ”
The snail man said thank you and quickly put his clothes on his body.
The snail man walked out of the coffin and asked, "Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, what kind of place is this?" ”
One villager asked, "Are you a human or a demon, why do you live in a coffin?" ”
Luo Nan said: "I am a human, a Taoist priest of Maoshan, called Lu Hao, as for the matter of being in the coffin, I don't know." ”
"Brother Lu, it's great that you're still alive." The girl in the other coffin is none other than Lan Ruoxi. Lan Ruoxi cried with joy when she saw that he was in great distress, ran over, and hugged his neck.
"Miss Lan, there are a lot of people here, aren't you shy?" Lu Hao looked embarrassed.
Li Baxian looked at it for a while and asked, "Since you are Maoshan Taoists, why are you in the coffin?" ”
Lu Hao said: "I also want to know this question. I'm hungry, can I take a bite to eat? ”
Li Baxian smiled and said boldly: "Come to my house, I promise to fill your stomach." ”
Lu Hao hugged his fists and saluted and said thank you.
Li Baxian shouted: "The villagers are all dispersed, it's okay." ”
The villagers who found the coffin in the deserted grave before did not give up, shouting: "We will not leave until this matter is clarified." ”
"Yes! We found the coffin and spent money to carry it back to the village, which was also a lifesaver for the two of them, and we didn't leave until we figured out the ins and outs of the matter. ”
Li Baxian said angrily: "What do you want to do? ”
"Pay back the money, give us back the money, and we'll go." In order to invite Li Baxian to carry the coffin, the villagers spent a silver dollar, which could not be spent in vain.
Lu Hao said coldly: "Miss Lan, give each of them a silver dollar." ”
Lan Ruoxi nodded in agreement, took out twenty silver dollars from the package, and handed them to the villagers. The villagers got the silver dollar and smiled, and they all dispersed.
One silver dollar for twenty silver dollars, this is a windfall!