"Master! Are you trying to persuade us to reconcile?! ”

Xue He couldn't bear to interrupt him and said angrily: "But, he lied to me!" He lied to me! You're still talking to him! ”

"So what?"

Shu Hai blinked: "If he is willing to lie to you for the rest of his life, it is also true love!" ”

"But, shouldn't true love be sincere with each other?!"

What Master said is different from what is taught in the book!

"Who told you?"

Shu Hai looked incredulous, but said in his mouth: "Apprentice, you are so cute, you are the number one beauty in the world." ”

"What?"

Be all abroad.

"I'm sorry I lied to you just now."

“……”

"In fact, I think the silkworm babies I raise are the cutest ones, and the human skins I collect are the most beautiful women, not you flat-chested monster."

Fried hair!

However, just when the snow river was about to pounce and bite someone, Shu Hai spread his hands:

"I admit I lied to you, so I don't love you? Of course not! What is the inevitable connection between lying to you and loving you? Lying to you may simply be that you are stupid and easy to deceive, or that the deception itself is more fun! …… But that doesn't stop me from loving you! ”

"I hate disgusting!"

Xue He was so angry that he beat him: "Is it really okay with your three views?!" ”

"Three views of this kind of thing, it depends on the person. If I say this set of words to ordinary children, some people will definitely accuse me of misleading people's children; But if I want to tell you, it is definitely to save the common people, and it is great! ”

"I suddenly don't want to be okay with you."

A look of disgust.

Shu Hai looked down at her, stretched out his slender fingers and pinched her little face, and said with a smile: "You, you can be a little more demanding of yourself, but don't be too demanding of others!" Not only is you good-looking, but also good-tempered, and spoils you all day long, and you are used to responding to your needs, who else can there be besides your master and me? ”

Xue He took his hand away expressionlessly: "You old shameless one, you are not ashamed." ”

"Okay, okay, then I'll be serious."

Shu Hai said, but gradually put away his smile, the demonic face full of charm actually made a serious expression, and deliberately cleared his throat, and said solemnly:

"If your heart is small, just enough to fit yourself, then you're just a child. When you can fit another completely irrelevant person in your heart, it means that you have grown up; If you can fit a person with a radius of 100 miles below, you can become a mountain god and land immortal; Whoever pretends to be everyone in this world, just like your mother, is a great god - the only one who pretends to be the uncle of the Emperor of Heaven is the one who pretends to be the emperor of heaven. ”

He suddenly spoke so seriously, which really made Xue He feel very unaccustomed.

"Well, can you understand that?"

Handsome for only three seconds, Shu Hai immediately returned to the previous hippie smiling face as soon as he finished speaking.

"So, if I like someone, does it mean that I have grown up?"

Xue He pondered for a moment and asked.

"Do you like someone, or do you like to 'on' someone? The difference is quite big. ”

"You hate it!"

"For example, when you first arrived in Mobei, you encountered a group of horse bandits. Although your little head full of yellow violence has always fantasized about being able to be happy with a man like a mature woman, curiosity doesn't drive you crazy - what's stopping you? So that you will never let the rude horse bandits touch you? ”

This kind of inducing question is nothing more than trying to come to the conclusion that 'that little river god is your true love', but Xue He is such a smart person that he would not fall into the master's way like this-I saw her say expressionlessly:

“…… It's too ugly to eat. ”

Shu Hai smiled: "You, you seem to be bold and fearless, but in fact, you are the same as your mother!" It's true that she is the mighty god of war, but who have you ever burned to death in a real rage when you saw her in the past thousands of years? Not a single one! …… You are the unlucky kid who talks about 'knocking down' and 'pushing down' every day, if you really throw a handsome guy with a bare ass on your bed, you will definitely be cowardly immediately. ”

"I ...... Not really. ”

Xue He argued a little weakly, and whispered with obvious lack of confidence: "At the beginning, when I was good with Xiaohe God, it was obviously like that......"

"Phew!"

Shu Haixin is a ghost when she says this! Immediately gave her a blank look: "I don't know you yet?" If you don't really like it, you won't drag people to bed casually! On the surface, I covet other people's beauty, but in fact, it is because of the same smell! He must have something you like, otherwise even if you get along with him once, you will get tired of it every few days, how can you still run around crying and begging me to find a way? ”

"Only, not there."

"It's boring for you to eat and wipe clean and die and don't admit it."

Sneer.

Xue He, whose face was flushed, was a little annoyed and angry: "Then you have an idea!" ”

"Drink more hot water, if you can't divide it."

Shu Hai was unhurried, lifted the half-dried human skin on the bed, and carefully hung it in the cabinet: "Don't you think he lied to you?" Anyway, people have been detained by your brother, what do you want? ”

"But I'm not reconciled!"

"Unwilling to what?"

"I want to hear him tell me why."

"Well, that sounds a bit like an adult."

Shu Hai touched his chin, nodded, and looked at her with a smile.

Xue He felt that he had been tricked. She stood up suddenly, raised her face to look at the master who was two ends above her—it was obvious that this height advantage had completely suppressed her, Xue He simply lifted her skirt and stood on the chair, looked down at him, pressed her hands on her still flat chest, and said loudly and angrily:

"So! I've learned to like someone, and even Master has admitted that I've grown up! But why haven't I grown taller? And it's flat-chested! You big! ”

"Ah, that's it."

The topic suddenly returned to the old question of 'why can't I grow up', Shu Hai scratched his head: "This, this is not my responsibility!" When I am a master, I am responsible for enlightenment and education, and my growth and development are not something I can control......"

"Aren't you very good at raising Gu? You are still cooking Immortal Venerable, you are making a kind of Gu that makes me grow taller and bigger if I eat it! ”

"You little, are you crazy again?"

Shu Hai smiled: "Is Gu eaten casually?" Are you supposed to be a jelly bean?! …… Didn't I borrow a beautiful woman with breasts for you to play with! ”

"I don't care, I just don't want to be a kid anymore!"

Xue He pouted dissatisfiedly: "You all treat me as a child, no one listens to me seriously at all!" No matter what I do, my brothers just treat me as a fool! Moreover, if I insist on breaking into the execution department to save him now, it is not impossible, but in case...... If those crimes were true, wouldn't I really be vexatious? How will it end then? ”

"Yes, there is progress! Before doing things, you know the cause and think about the consequences. ”

Xue He didn't want to listen to his praise at this time, so he shook his arm coquettishly and said, "Master! You'd better figure it out! ”

"Don't make a fuss! You're a fate! There is a catastrophe in life, and this is not something that can be solved by taking medicine...... Wait a minute, why did we get to a strange place? Let's start with the good things in front of us! ”

"In sight? In front of me, the little river god was captured by Brother Junyi. ”

"Arresting is just asking about the case, and he can't afford to lose his head if he does this little thing!"

Shu Hai said disapprerovingly: "Your brother's official reputation is very good, he has never been unjust, false or wrongly convicted, and he will not be easily tortured to extract confessions, just Zhao Zheng's is at best a board and he will die, are you worried about a hairball?" ”

"What the hell are you trying to say!"

Shu Hai coaxed: "Come, come down first, listen to the teacher give you a serious idea." ”

"Come less! That's it! ”

Xue He opened his hand and looked at him condescendingly.

"Okay."

Shu Hai said and narrowed a pair of fox eyes, and his smile was particularly unserious: "Don't you go back to Heaven in a hurry, I guess when the trial is almost done on the side of the Execution Division, I will go over to inquire about the news, I think things can basically be figured out." As for the execution division, which is both thunder and whipping, a little river god who has never seen the world is so scared that he will recruit anything just by looking at it! ”

Shu Hai thought for a while, and then said:

"It's up to you to be happy! Look at his attitude - if you cry bitterly and come to your senses, you can spare him this time, fish him out and go on again, and then divide it when he is annoyed; If it's really bad quality and you don't know what to do, then forget it! Just take it as a loss and gain knowledge, anyway, your brother can't spare him, and he will definitely be able to give you this bad breath. ”

Xue He blinked, thought for a while, and nodded, "Hmm!" And then what? ”

"Anyway, he doesn't recognize what you look like now, so you might as well go and cover his truth first."

Shu Hai grabbed her waist with both hands and gently hugged her from the chair: "If he still has sincerity for you and can continue the relationship, then you can come and ask me for this human skin again." ”

"Hmmm! It's a great idea! Thank You, Master! ”

Shu Hai smiled and smoothed his hair: "Don't worry, there is no problem that Master can't solve!" ”

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The lobby of the Heavenly Court Execution Division.

I didn't expect that Heavenly Court would have such a gloomy place like the Yama Palace.

Qin Bai knelt under the steps in shackles, and there were all kinds of cold and terrible torture instruments hanging on both sides of the hall, with hooks and thorns, most of which had never even seen them, and they didn't know what they were for, and they didn't want to know at all.

The celestial officials in black uniforms walked around in front of him, occasionally talking a few words, as if he was going through various handover procedures. Qin Bai has always been the same as what he looks like, just when he sees a heavenly official who looks at him coldly, he will immediately tremble with fright, and his face is bloodless.

After waiting for a while, Jun Qi came in from outside with a few dossiers in his hands, greeted several heavenly officials in the hall with a smile, and then took them all down, and only the two of them were left in the huge hall.

Jun Qi sat down behind the table, opened the scroll in front of him, glanced up at him, got up and took a stool from the side and put it beside him:

"Don't kneel, there's no one around, sit down and talk."