It was cold and frozen, and the big yellow rat didn't find a place to nest, so he came to Nanmen Mountain with me, which made me very surprised, and wanted to ask a few words, but it swished a few times and ran to the top of the mountain.

I had to smile and quicken my pace, although the way up the mountain had changed, and I went straight up from the traces of the boulders, but it was almost noon at the top of the mountain.

The top of the mountain was crowded with people, even if it was a cold wind, those people were talking and laughing, I don't know what they were happy about, and after walking up and saying a few words of fart, they went into the crowd to hide from the cold wind.

What surprised me was that Sun Ningning was also there, she saw me, just like seeing relatives, ran over and got into my arms, although we usually secretly hugged and hugged, but like today, it was the first time in public, I picked up her face that was frozen like a monkey's buttocks, and said with a white breath.

"You fucking pay attention to the image, there are so many people here, it's so unusual, if you want to hug us, you have to go into the woods!"

"I don't care, what do they love, I'll hug you!"

Sun Ningning was stubborn like a little boy, if it weren't for his cousin beside him, I would have pushed her away a long time ago, it's okay to hug in autumn, this Sanjiu is cold, and it is like an ice cube in my arms, and I am shivering.

The glasses always have a smiling expression, and when he came over, he yelled at Sun Ningning and said: "What's wrong with you being a little girl, holding it like this, Village Chief Li can stand it, I think you two should get married early, don't worry about your aunt!" ”

When Sun Ningning heard this, he was immediately happy, his face was red from the cold and smiled like something, let go of me, looked at his glasses and said, "Okay, okay, cousin, you are going to come and drink the wedding wine when the time comes!" ”

The glasses may have disliked Sun Ningning's quarrel, and they didn't pay attention to her at all, but looked at me and said: "Village Chief Li, I don't mean to marry my cousin, the consequences of marriage between close relatives are very serious, fortunately you appeared in time, otherwise I would have suffered, I tell you two to give birth to a big fat boy in the coming year!" ”

I wanted to say that I had a yarn, but from the beginning, I didn't plan to get a certificate with Sun Ningning, doing illegal things, marrying a police wife, isn't this a brain convulsion?

But when the words came to his mouth, how did he change his taste, and became "must be certain", I still can't figure this out, the glasses are now the director of the township police station, so I have to go up and say a few words of fart, I don't think it's interesting, shouting the big head and the dwarf and going down the mountain.

When I walked to the ruins of the Warring States cemetery, the big yellow rat came out of nowhere again, and the big head and the dwarf turned around and ran away in fright, and I hurriedly shouted.

"Are you two cowardly or what's wrong, Lao Tzu is here, you fucking fart, this rat is very familiar with me now!"

They turned around, probably to see the big yellow squirrel rubbing my trouser legs, stunned and walked back, I whistled proudly, the big yellow squirrel swished to my shoulder, the thick and warm fur rubbed directly on my face, envy they both gave a thumbs up.

I patted the big yellow squirrel, turned sideways and asked it, "What the hell are you doing on such a cold day, go back quickly, don't freeze to death!" ”

Hearing me say this, the big yellow squirrel seemed to be very angry, after squeaking a few times, spit on my face, and then ran down, biting my trouser leg and pulling forward, I looked ahead, the black hole in the Warring States cemetery site was blowing a cold wind, and suddenly said in surprise.

"You let me go in with you, the temple there is too evil, we don't have the ability, we don't dare to go!"

The big head felt very strange, grabbed his head, stretched out his hand and twisted the big yellow squirrel, and said, "Hehe...... This guy was really caught that day, Shanzi, how did you tame! ”

It can be seen that the big head is very envious, but this kind of thing needs fate, I am afraid that he will annoy the big yellow squirrel, and hurriedly said: "You are still making trouble, the hardships suffered by the evil last time were not enough, let it go!" ”

The big head was so frightened that he let go, and the rat was free, and still came and bit my trouser leg and pulled it forward, and I thought about the gold and silver it had brought back, and my heart suddenly chuckled, and I looked at it and said.

"You mean there's gold in there?"

The big yellow squirrel seemed to be angry at my words, and with a few clicks, it bit a few holes in my newly bought pants, and then lay on the ground, stretched out its two paws and quickly scooped up the dirt, and after a while, it pulled out a coffin-like shape in the dirt pit.

I was taken aback, looked at the short man and the big head, frowned and said, "There is still a tomb here, what should I do, should we go in and have a look!" ”

"Look at a fart, damn it, the reservoir is going to fish tomorrow, let's be empty-handed, it's pitch black inside, it's in vain to see it, it's better to wait for the spring to come later!"

The dwarf snorted, and after getting a puddle of snot out, he began to curse, he was right, fishing in the reservoir is very important, and it directly affects my next plan, so he squatted down and looked at the big yellow squirrel and said.

"Don't scream at you, look at the pants you just bought, you bite me like this, we can't go in today, come back in a while, don't you think it's done!"

As soon as I had finished speaking, the big yellow squirrel jumped up for joy, and shook me with its two paws, and the dwarf laughed when he saw it.

"Huh...... You little guy is really exciting, if the brothers get rich, you will be counted! ”

After speaking, he looked at me again, touched the back of his head and said, "Brother Shanzi, I like this mouse quite much, it's good for you to borrow me to play for a few days!" ”

I raised my hand, almost didn't give the dwarf a chestnut, looked at him, and said with a gloomy face: "Play and play, play Zhang Fang first, this thing is not good to serve, it will kill you every minute, what happened today, if you dare to shout with Fangzi again, don't blame me for not taking you to play next time!" ”

The big yellow squirrel has brought me too many surprises, it is no different from the God of Wealth in my eyes, how can I be willing to let the dwarf bring back the scourge, so I picked it up, hit it into the pocket of my jacket, and asked the big head.

"Big head, you have always been in charge of the brine ore, the things here must be dug up for me bit by bit, I don't want to burp at the age of sixty, if the money in the village is not enough, let's find a way!"

The big head glanced behind him, saw that no one came down, walked into me and said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't worry, this thing can also make money, then we still need to make it together, if you can't get it, during the New Year, each family can still get a few dollars in cash!" ”

As soon as I heard that this was a good thing, it could be regarded as a political achievement, so I patted the shoulder of the big head, and after a few words of greeting, my brother went down the mountain first to prepare to entertain those so-called cadres.

The butcher guy got half of the pigs, Fangzi and her mother were busy for most of the day to make a few tables of wine and food, I thought it was the collective money, not to eat in vain, so Chen Hui, Zhang Fang, and the team of watching the fish all called over, and everyone was lively together.

The big man is still the head of the township, but looking at the gray temples, it is estimated that there are not many days, during the meal, he introduced me to a lot of cadres, there is a county, who claims to be the chief, saying that I have good political performance, and I will work for two years to mention the township.

In the past, I would have been very happy to hear this, because at that time I didn't eat or drink, and I was counting on being an official to make some household supplements, but now it's different, and I really don't have much interest in being an official, so I picked up my glass and said to him.

"Leader, I don't seek any political achievements in doing things, and I never have the luxury of being promoted to become rich, when I serve in the township, I don't think it's necessary, if I can get to the county, even if it's an idle position!"

The leader had a fat head and big ears, and when he heard me say this, the fat on his face was almost twisted together, and he immediately laughed happily, and said after clinking glasses with me.

"Village Chief Li is polite, others have heard that it is too late to hide from idle jobs, you are good, so let's do it, I see that you have a good set of management reservoirs, there is a vacancy in the Water Conservancy Bureau, and it will not take two years, after the spring is handed over, I will personally take over your post!"

Idle work has no rights, no oil and water, ordinary people avoid it, but I look at the spare time of idle work, listen to the leader say this, I immediately want to work with him three bowls, he is happy to accept, which makes me suspect that his fat ears are like this to eat and drink.

The big yellow rat gave me a big surprise, this leader gave me another one, I was very excited, grabbed the wine bowl, next to the seat and toasted with them, and when I drank until my face was red and my neck was thick, I saw that it was almost over, so I walked outside, wanting to breathe a few breaths of fresh air, at this time, Zhang Fang Nan Nizi also followed, pulled me to the vegetable field behind the village, looked at me and said.

"Shanzi, don't deny what happened that night, Chen Hui told me about Widow Zhang, you tricked me into hooking up with her, I have a share in that house, and I will move in with the dwarf after the New Year!"

If it is said that I will move over tomorrow, I will definitely faint with fright, but after the New Year, there will be no problem, because tomorrow the reservoir will start fishing, no matter what the result is, the money will come from the right way, so he looked at Zhang Fang and said.

"We all drank high that night, I can't remember anything, especially the taste, you see when you are free, let's fix it a few times!"

After saying that, I couldn't believe that the words came out of my mouth, I shook my head a little flat, thinking that maybe it was alcohol, and I didn't care at the time, but I didn't want that Zhang Fang to lean over and say to me with a spring breeze on his face.

"Whenever you say, I'll listen to you!"

I only hated my father and mother for having two legs less, I stood up and ran, went around to the front of the village, squatted on the ground and vomited for a while, recalling what Zhang Fang just said, I immediately laughed, the day of hugging left and right soon came, Zhang Fang gave me a third surprise.

Maybe I drank too much wine, so cold day, the cold wind whined, I actually squatted on the ground and fell asleep, if it wasn't for Fangzi and her mother calling someone to see me carried into the house, I was afraid that I would freeze into a popsicle......