Chapter 158: Spicy Goods Leave Xiaoge
Yan Jin was amused by him and burst into laughter, "It's pretty much the same!" Then you say, do you want to give a spoon of the broth that Hongu drinks to others? Also, if this palace doesn't allow you to make eye contact with others, what should you do? ”
"If you go back to Gege, the broth is specially boiled for you by my aunt, naturally Gege decided to distribute it, as for who to talk to, it is really a great wrong, and there is only one life criterion in this life!"
"Oh? Tell me about it? ”
The corners of a group of family members twitched, and they said in their hearts, Yanjin, you are so good at playing, is it really good?
But now that a shameless person has come to the door, they are naturally helping Yan Jin, and it depends on who the elbow is turned out!
The old man's elbow was obviously turned to Yan Jin's side, so the family naturally followed the old leader's footsteps.
Since Moon Stygian Flame wants to play the role of "Father-in-law", then they naturally cooperate with their brother's "acting"!
"Back to Dofo Gege, this life principle is: all women in the world, except for my relatives and my daughter-in-law, are ghosts! So, there's no way I'm going to have a relationship with the ghost! ”
He's not so hungry that he doesn't even let go of ghosts!
"Poof", Li Xiaoge took the lead in breaking the gong, "Brother, do you want to be so funny?" ”
I've never seen my brother so cute, every time I used to come home, I was an iceberg face, and my eyebrows were always so dignified.
How do you feel that when you come back this time, my brother seems to have something more?
Well, by the way, a little more popularity!
In the past, the eldest brother rarely smiled like this, and there had never been such a relaxed smile between his eyebrows.
If there is any difference between the past and the present, it is that the sister-in-law is here, and these changes in the eldest brother are all given to him by the sister-in-law.
Yan Jin didn't know that she didn't do anything, and she had already subdued Moon Flame's cousin, the sister-in-law of Lixiaoge.
"That's pretty much it! In other words, if you see a ghost in broad daylight, I will reluctantly forgive you for your gaffe just now. ”
What does it mean to "give some color and open a dye shop"?
Living is like this.
"I said Cuihua, are you still embarrassed? Came to my house for three meals yesterday, and came back today? What virtue has your family become poor? Don't even give you enough to eat? This is the end of the world, Aunt Cuihua, you go out dressed like this, are you caught in the door? My mother is polite to you, do you still think you are the queen mother? Come to my house all day long to eat? Why did you save food for your family and rub it on my family's head? ”
The girl named Cuihua was not polite at all, "Didn't I just say it, I'm here to celebrate Brother Laifu's return!" Besides, I used to talk to Brother Laifu about marriage, if it had been done at that time, I would have been your sister-in-law, you are a girl's family, so fierce, beware that you can't get married! Ten miles and eight towns, who doesn't know that your brother has evil spirits! Although he has been in the army for so many years, the old lady at the entrance of the village still said that only I can suppress his anger! I came to your house for the sake of the safety of the whole village! ”
"Sister Cuihua, why did I never find out, you can be shameless to this extent?" Li Xiaojia rolled her eyes and withdrew decisively, "Sister, I'm a good student, I can't help it when I encounter this kind of shameless person!" I am the face of our old home, if I am embarrassed to leave home, my grandfather will beat me to death, at this time, you are still on, brother I am behind you, and I support you spiritually! ”
Li Xiaojia successfully received the white eyes from her sister Li Xiaoge's 100,000 radio waves, "Every time you see this dead mother-in-law, you admit it!" ”
"Sister~~~ I can't be as knowledgeable as this kind of big-chested woman, I'm afraid my IQ will be dragged down! You're already worse than me, and you're not too bad, right? "Leave Shinoka and beg for mercy.
Li Xiaoge said that now that the enemy is present, he must not let his sister-in-law be bullied, so he must be unanimous with the outside world, and wait for this shameless person to be driven away, and then come to clean up his own family, a younger brother who is not a big deal at a critical moment.
"Aunt Cuihua, first of all, I am very grateful for your revolutionary optimism for the sake of the whole village, and even at the expense of throwing away your old face to come to my house to eat. As for my family, we eat a lot, and I don't mind having an extra female dog, but can I ask you to raise your noble hand and let our eyes go. Come on, you flat-chested socialist builder, what do you want to do when you squeeze out a big breast? How many steamed buns did you stuff there? No, it should be a silicone chest pad, how many layers have you stuffed? Do you think that if you squeeze out a rough pretense, you can cover up the miserable situation that is worse than the airport when you take off your clothes? ”
Before Xiao Ge could speak, he heard Yan Jin suddenly interject on the side, "Cousin, you mean, when she takes off her clothes, it's the crater?" ”
"Poof" Li Xiaojia, who was drinking tea, suddenly squirted all the water, this metaphor is really amazing, even Li Xiaoge nodded with great joy, "Yes, yes, sister-in-law, do you know, the women in their family are like this, with big buttocks and thick waists, but they don't have long breasts!" Like your sister-in-law, her ass is just right, her legs are slender, and she doesn't have any special material in front of her! Do you know what we say in our village? ”
"What's that?" Yan Jin thinks that this sister-in-law is really amazing, and her combat effectiveness is simply amazing!
"The little girls in our village are saying that if the village road is to be renovated from a gravel road to an asphalt road that day, let the women of Liao Cuihua's family lie on the ground, and ensure that the road is smoother than anything else!"
Hahaha!
Yan Jin laughed out loud for the sake of face, sister, you are too strong.
"Not really! is such a family, when my grandfather was looking for a daughter-in-law for his eldest brother, he went to their house, but they kicked him out! As a result, she hasn't talked about her family until now! A village girl who is about the same age as her, the children can make soy sauce! Li Xiaoge snorted, "I really don't know where she got her superiority!" I can't even grow my own breasts, and I still stop my brother one by one to save the whole village! Did she think she was the Queen Mother? With such a chest, it is estimated that you don't want to have milk, you have to starve to death to the seven fairies! ”
What is Poisonous Tongue? Yan Jin felt that compared to Li Xiaoge, it was really the gap between the spark and the fire of the prairie fire!
"Lixiao Ge, I came to your house for dinner, your parents didn't say anything, your grandfather didn't say anything, you little girl jumped out, do you want to be embarrassed?" Saying that, Liao Cuihua looked at the Moon Flame with tears in her eyes, "Brother Laifu, don't listen to your cousin's nonsense, she is jealous that my breasts are bigger than hers!" ”
Moon Flame finally couldn't hold back, covered her mouth, rushed to the backyard, and retched against the wall.
In his past and present lives, Yan Jin saw him vomit for the first time!