Chapter 533: The watchdog is scared to pee
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Panling Town, in the restaurant.
Raise your head to look at the bright moon and look down at the beauty. Where is the beauty, the beauty is in the heart.
Lu Hao held his wine glass, drank happily, and recited a poem.
This poem expresses the longing for her sister Wang Jingshan. For 20 years, yin and yang have been separated, and the thoughts in my heart can be imagined.
The big black dog held a meat bone in his mouth, shook his head and tail, and began to pat his ass: "Lu Daochang, he is worthy of being a merry and talented man, and his lewd hand is so wet!" β
The crow spirit glared at him and scolded: "Dead dog, it's terrible to be uneducated." This poem is the quiet night thoughts of the Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai, expressing the feeling of missing his hometown. β
"The Great Devil has obviously tampered with the verses, which is a great disrespect to the poet! Serious contempt! β
The big black dog sneered: "You are educated, you tell me how this poem should be pronounced." β
"Dead dog, listen well, this poet is in a good mood today, so I will teach you how to read poetry." The beautiful man transformed into a crow spirit cleared his throat, shook his head, and groaned.
"The moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground. A pair of dog men and women, I think it's you. β
"Poof!"
Lu Hao was drinking, and when he heard this poem, he immediately squirted out the wine in his mouth. A silent night thought was changed into a mess by the crow.
"It's wet, it's wet!" The big black dog praised again and again, with a look of adoration.
The crow spirit raised its face, and the spring breeze was proud.
Lu Hao's face was angry, he pointed at the crow essence, and scolded: "From now on, you are not allowed to recite poems, otherwise, I will beat you to death." β
The crow spirit shouted, "What do you mean, big devil, there is nothing wrong with the poem I read!" β
"I don't care if you're wrong or not, I'll kill you anyway." Lu Hao snorted coldly, "Remember, I'm not called the big devil, my name is Lu Hao." β
"You can call me Daoist Lu, or you can call me Brother Lu, but you are not allowed to call me the big devil."
The crow spirit was stunned and said, "You were originally the big devil. β
"Say it again, I'll listen." Lu Hao stood up, a wine glass in his hand, and he would smash it at any time.
The crow spirit was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, knelt on the ground with a flutter, and kowtowed to admit his mistake: "Daoist Lu, I was wrong, please don't kill me." β
The big black dog stood aside, gloating, this is the legendary misfortune from the mouth.
Lu Hao snorted and continued to drink. ββBorrow wine to eliminate sorrow, sorrow is even more sorrowful!
The crow pinched a cold sweat, feeling like he had walked away from the ghost gate. The big devil is cold-blooded and ruthless, he will kill people if he doesn't agree with him, and he should be careful when he speaks in the future.
"Damn, it's really unlucky, it's all lost." Chen Ergou walked up the stairs and sighed.
The big black dog smiled evilly: "Second brother, lose all the money!" β
"Dead dog, who is your second brother." Chen Ergou was furious.
"I'm Chen Dagou, you are Chen Ergou, of course you are my second brother." The big black dog laughed wickedly.
"Dead dog, I'm going to kill you." Chen Ergou was furious, and he was about to beat the dog when he lifted a chair.
"Smack!"
The table shook and a pistol appeared on it!
Chen Ergou was frightened, and said fearfully: "What do you mean?" β
"Put your chair down and have a good drink." Lu Hao's eyes widened, wanting to kill the rhythm.
"Impulsive, I drink." Chen Ergou was so frightened by the pistol that he didn't dare to make a mistake, sat down tremblingly, and drank with his head down.
The big black dog snickered, he deserved it!
Lu Hao sighed, hid the pistol in his arms, and asked, "You lost all the fifty silver dollars you earned from selling the house, right?" β
Chen Ergou nodded and said, "Today's luck is poor, and I have lost all my money." β
"How much money did you win when you went to gamble before?" Lu Hao asked.
Chen Ergou sighed: "Win less, lose more!" β
"That's right, nine out of ten bets lose!" When Lu Hao was wandering the rivers and lakes, he observed the situation in the gambling house, and everyone who went in to gamble for money basically lost their money.
There are cats in the gambling house, and the probability of winning is very low. That's why some people say, nine out of ten cheats!
Chen Ergou's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Daochang Lu, we are friends, I have no money now, should you give me your money." β
"What are you giving you money for, keep losing." Lu Hao snorted.
Chen Ergou slapped the table and said angrily: "Lu Hao, don't forget, I am your creditor, and you owe me 10,000 oceans." β
10,000 oceans!
The crow spirit was stunned and said in horror: "Daoist Lu, you won't sleep with his wife, you didn't give him money, let him rely on it!" β
", it has nothing to do with his wife." Lu Hao is serious.
Chen Ergou said angrily: "Dead crow, I don't have a wife, I'm a single dog!" β
The crow spirit was stunned for a moment and asked, "Since it has nothing to do with his wife, why do you owe him 10,000 oceans?" β
Chen Ergou snorted coldly: "He destroyed my ancestral treasure, so he wants to compensate me with 10,000 oceans." β
"So that's what happened!" The crow spirit understood, and no longer got involved in the matter.
There is a debtor who is wronged, and the debt is repaid, which is justified!
Chen Ergou pointed at the other party and said coldly: "Lu Hao, if you don't pay back, I won't let you go." β
The big black dog interjected: "Second brother, he is a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, specializing in ghost hunting, if you become a ghost one day, don't settle accounts with him, otherwise you will be gone." β
Chen Ergou looked angry and snorted coldly: "I don't care so much, you have to give me the money today." β
Lu Hao smiled and said, "I only have forty-seven silver dollars on me, all of them will be given to you, and in less than three hours, you will lose them all." β
"You have lost all your money, how do we live in the future, will we all drink the northwest wind."
Chen Ergou sighed and said, "What do you say? β
"I'm going to gamble with you!" Lu Hao said with a smile.
Chen Ergou was stunned for a moment and said happily: "You also like to gamble." β
"You weren't born when I gambled." Twenty years ago, Lu Hao was the world-famous gambling god.
"As long as you win back the money you lost, you will be my father in the future." Chen Ergou, a gambling stick, is hopeless.
"We are brothers, don't call me dad, I don't have an ugly son like you." When Lu Hao said this, he remembered something sad.
If my junior sister hadn't died twenty years ago, I wouldn't have had a blood poison attack, become a blood demon god of war, and slaughter the Central Plains Taoism. If my sister hadn't died, she would have married my son a long time ago.
In twenty years, my children should be adults.
Lu Hao shook his head and smiled bitterly, creation makes people, the past cannot be changed. Twenty years ago, if the Taoist priest of Maoshan had not died, Lu Hao, the savior of the 21st century, would not have traveled through time and space, came to the Republic of China, and became a poor Taoist priest.
Creation makes people, the world is impermanent, it is the will of heaven!
Lu Hao and the others left the restaurant and went to the gambling house.
In Qinling Town, there is only one gambling house, and business is booming, and many gamblers come here in search of excitement.
These gamblers are hopeless, and in order to get rich overnight, they lose their families and property, and even worse, sell their sons and daughters and wives.
Bet!
From ancient times to the present, it has harmed others and oneself!
Lu Hao came to the door of the gambling house and was stopped by two guard dogs.
Lu Hao knew them, a few days ago, he was sleeping at the door of the gambling house and was kicked by the watchdog. In order to take revenge on them, Lu Hao used the ghost in the Maoshan technique and tricked them fiercely.
Two watchdogs, one on the left and one on the right, blocked the front, fierce and vicious.
"Stinky beggar, why are you again, what are you doing here?" The watchdog on the left sneered.
Lu Hao smiled and said: "I'm not a beggar, I'm a Maoshan Taoist priest, and I'm here to gamble for money." β
"Who are you fooling, you stinky beggar, how much money do you have?" The watchdog on the right sneered.
"I'll tell you again, I'm not a beggar, I'm a Maoshan Taoist." Lu Hao was furious.
"Taoist priests and beggars are all poor!" The watchdog on the left sneered.
"Your arrogant appearance completely angered me." Lu Hao's eyes widened, furious.
", I'm going to die!" The beautiful man who turned into a crow spirit trembled.
"Don't splash my blood!" Chen Ergou was in a cold sweat and subconsciously took a few steps back.
"Stinky beggar, Lao Tzu likes to be arrogant, you can control it!" The watchdog on the left glared at each other angrily, arrogantly and domineeringly.
Lu Hao laughed and said, "Your arrogant appearance makes me think you are a fool!" β
"Stinky beggar, you dare to scold me." The watchdog on the left was furious and punched him.
Yes!
A scream.
The guard dog vomited blood, flew up, landed on the roof and fainted. The watchdog on the right is scared, this beggar is so scary! It's simply not human.
Lu Hao avoided the opponent's fist just now, and then, grabbed his wrist and threw it hard, and the guard dog flew up to the roof like a stone, fainting in fright.
Lu Hao's strength is infinite, and it is easy to deal with this kind of ordinary people.
Lu Hao glared and said coldly: "Do you say I'm a Taoist priest or a beggar?" β
"You're my dad!" The watchdog on the right was terrified.
"Good son, you have to be obedient in the future, and you have candy to eat." Lu Hao sneered and walked into the gambling house.
Chen Ergou smiled evilly: "I am your Ergou uncle." β
"And me, I'm your big dog uncle." The big black dog shook his head and tailed and entered the gambling house.
There was only one crow spirit left, and he smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, little friend, I'm not your father, I'm not your uncle, I'm your ancestor." β
The watchdog was stunned and kept nodding.