Chapter 218: Pretending to be crazy and stupid

Approaching separation, there is always too much reluctance, I really want to hug the child again, look at him again, but my hand involuntarily pulled Zhang Fang, watching my sister take the child on the motorized fishing boat, with the distant rumble, Zhang Fang can no longer hold on, his head is crooked, and he faints in my arms.

The one who should go has already left, and some things have to be struck while the iron is hot, I didn't delay, put Zhang Fang on the canoe, took her home and threw her on the bed, and then beckoned everyone in, glared at them and said.

"From today on, I will no longer be your mountain brother during the day, but the one who asks for food is called Hanako, no matter what, don't come to me during the day, and when I go to the village later, I will say that Fangzi's child drowned, and I can't stand the blow with her, and my nerves have gone crazy!"

When the dwarf heard me say this, he was immediately puzzled, looked at me and said: "Brother Shanzi, what are you doing, that child is not alive and well, why did you come back with Fangzi, what about the child, that is half of my son......"

The dwarf chattered endlessly, I glanced at him angrily, slapped it on the table, pointed to his head and said: "What is your half son, what does it have to do with you, that is Lao Tzu's species, if you can't figure it out and feel aggrieved, then wait back and ask Chen Hui, in short, remember what I said!" ”

The two golden skulls are still there, and there is still a box of money, I asked Chen Hui to divide it immediately, and the dwarf took more than half of it to dissipate his anger, and after they left, I pinched Zhang Fang's middle man and woke her up.

"Fangzi, you take the money on the table, get a house in the township, the only thing I can rely on in the future is you, remember, don't talk to me when you see me during the day!"

After giving the order, I grabbed a few tattered clothes and changed them, ran to the side of the library and plunged into the water, swam to the opposite bank, and hurried to the shop.

As a small shop in the news distribution center, there are so many lazy people who have nothing to do, including some prodigal and noisy mothers-in-law, and a few of them see that I am covered with water, and they get up to care about me.

"Brother Shan, what's wrong with you, don't sleep with Fangzi at home, what are you running out for, it's not cold, if you don't go to my house to warm up!"

It was a little young woman with some freckles on her face who spoke, she looked like she was seventeen or eighteen years old, although her complexion was a little darker, but she was full of vitality, and she took my arm and began to put it on.

Fangzi and her mother stood at the door of the shop and looked at me, the corners of my mouth went up, pretending to be a hanger, reaching out to touch the mother-in-law's ass, and talking nonsense.

"Let's go, go to your house to warm up for a while, the child fell into the water and drowned, Lao Tzu is now gone, whoever is sassy I will have a child with whomever I want, hehe......"

"Let go, you little prodigal, hooking up with my son-in-law in front of my mother?" Fangzi and her mother took out a feather duster, and while looking at the mother-in-law next to me on the arm, she reached out and pulled me.

"Go away, don't delay me from having a baby, let's go for a walk, go to your house and warm up for a while!"

"Shanzi, are you stupid, don't scare your aunt, Fangzi?" Fangzi's mother was full of surprise, and she was ready to reach out to pull me again.

I bared my teeth, reached out and tore my shirt open, revealing a piece of flesh, and then went to pull the clothes of the mother-in-law next to me, shouting: "Come on, come on, take off your clothes and have a baby, I'll help you take it off!" ”

The mother-in-law didn't expect me to go back to her clothes in public, so she turned around and ran away in fright, shouting loudly: My mother, Li Shan is crazy, Li Shan is crazy......"

"Hehe, who is crazy, who is Li Shan, aunt ......" I continued to pretend to be stupid, stretched out my hand to look at Fangzi and her mother, and was so frightened that she turned around and entered the house.

In a few moments, the shop was full of people, and they were chattering about me, and I sat under the big camphor tree, pretending to be stupid, and grinning.

"You say that Shanzi is such a good person, how can you say that something will happen!"

"Yes, I don't know where all the money in his family is hidden, has he spent it!"

"Needless to say, it must have been divided between Chen Hui and Zhang Fang, in the past two years, they have been wearing a pair of pants, tired of being together every day, and they are not ashamed!"

"There is so much money, what do you want to be ashamed of, I am willing to change it, but unfortunately we are not as beautiful as Fangzi, and Brother Shan can't look down on it!"

……

I think it's funny, when Lao Tzu was poor, the mother-in-law of the whole village didn't take a look at me, and now he actually said this kind of cool words, if there is a chance in the future, I must verify and verify it in person, and see if those mothers-in-law are willing to be tired of me.

Just thinking about it, Zhang Fang walked over from the path with the box, she didn't go home, but walked up to me in front of me in full view of everyone, took my hand, glanced at the father and mother at the door of the shop and said.

"I'll take Brother Shanzi to see a doctor, and I'll come back to see you in a few days!"

"Go, go, the child is gone, it's gone, there will be another one in the future, don't take it to heart either, it's important to heal!" Fangzi and her mother said worriedly.

"Sister Fangzi, you are now the richest person in the village, if Shanzi can't be cured, come back and live with me, I promise you two a year, haha......"

I glanced at the person who spoke, bent down and picked up a stone, glared at him viciously, left Zhang Fang aside and walked over, but the guy was not afraid of me, but ridiculed: "What's the matter, you used to be the village chief and had money, but now you are a fucking fool, Lao Tzu is still afraid of you, you have the ability to get me!" ”

"Isn't that just going to get you," I thought, lifted the stone, and pointed it at his skull, and with a bang, it hit him with his head and fell to the ground and wailed.

"Fangzi is mine, she can only have children with me, hum!" With a cold snort, I got up and returned to Zhang Fang's side, raised my arm, and raised my head.

Zhang Fang frowned with a little relief, took my arm and walked to the township, and only when she left everyone's sight did she say to me.

"Brother Shanzi, don't you say it's too much for us to do this!"

"Fangzi, we have no choice but to do this, when you Brother Shanzi and I were poor, who the hell would have seen me, if not, our good life would not last for three years, you will listen to me this time!"

I took Zhang Fang's hand, walked to the countryside very arrogantly, found a secluded house, and after completing all the formalities, I dressed up to ask for food, sat at the intersection to the village all day, and looked coldly at the passers-by.

The Grimace man scared me, but nothing came and went, and the dwarf couldn't find anything, and when I thought it was over, the Grimace suddenly appeared again.

That was five years later......

(End of chapter)