Chapter 315: Alarmist Mother-in-law

The next day, I was fortunate by the strange smell, the foreign woman didn't know what to go, the underwear and underwear she wore were all piled on my face, the taste, indescribable.

Viagra is very powerful, I feel that my body is hollowed out, it is very difficult to get dressed, thinking about half a cubic meter of money under the bed, I don't dare to carry it out, in case someone cuts off my beard, then it will be hehe.

Remembering that last night, I was able to linger with the foreign mother-in-law, which was entirely due to the mysterious Viagra, and I wondered if I should get a bunch of them back and let a few mothers-in-law try them one by one.

Just thinking about it, the doorknob suddenly twisted, Peijun and Biaozi hugged each other, and saw me lying naked, and the unsmiling Biaozi was happy.

"Brother Shan, what are you...... How's that, is there a sense of loss like a stone into the sea! ”

These words are very profound, implying that the foreign woman is broad and profound, and I am weak and short-sighted.

"Don't be crooked, it's done, you two have merit, drink in the shop at night!" I quickly got dressed, pulled out half a cubic meter of money, carried it downstairs with Biaozi, tied it to a motorcycle, and rushed to the village.

There are so many pedestrians on the road, who would have thought that I would pull half a cubic meter of money?

I was so excited that I honked my horn from time to time, "Let's go", all the way non-stop, causing many people to want to beat me.

Money is a stepping stone to desire, and with it, I will swell up quickly.

At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the short man, Biaozi, Peijun, and Yuying, they were all crowded in the shop, the women were cooking on the fire, and the men were playing cards and bragging.

The short man is very much like a boss at the moment, he has only one hand, and he has no trouble touching the poker, squinting his eyes and snorting his cigarette, and talking casually.

"Brother Shan, last night I did what you ordered, and set fire to Lao Zheng's house, this morning, there is no place to put his coffin, are we a little too much!"

I put the poker on the table, with a gloomy face, looked at him and Biaozi, and said coldly: "Some people are looking for death, we are not too much, I don't know, Lao Zheng is not dead, you and I are all after playing, when the funeral, let's go to incense and play cards!" ”

The dwarf took a few bottles of beer, divided them between me and Biaozi, grunted most of the bottles, and with a bang, put the bottles down, looked at me and said.

"Brother Shan, shouldn't we deal with Chen Hui next, you can bear it, I can't bear it, and the matter of the City God Temple, she has been stuck in the middle!"

"Brother Shan, do you want me to kill her!"

Biao Zi followed the words of the short man, and said lightly, I glanced at them a few times, and shook my hand.

"No one can move Chen Hui, I have my own way to shut her up, since you stay, then follow the dwarf, no matter who moves, you have to discuss with me in advance!"

Biaozi respected me very much, nodded and focused on drinking, while the short man sighed, looked up and poured half a bottle of beer, and said dejectedly.

"Brother Shan, if this continues, our territory will be eaten sooner or later, two days ago, Yuying called me, saying that her brother owes gambling debts, asking me to intercede, grandma's, no one else looks at me with a pleasing eye?"

Yuying's younger brother?

I was a little surprised, but the dwarf swore by it, it didn't look like it was fake, after thinking about it, I said to the dwarf: "I'll go and see this matter another day, dwarf, Lingling is dead, it's in the township health center, I'm going to build a hospital, you go and discuss with Leader Zhou!" ”

"What are you talking about, come and eat!" Zhang Fang shouted.

My nose shrunk and I couldn't help laughing: "It's so fucking fragrant, let's go, let's eat!" ”

"Brother Shan, I won't eat it, there is still something to do in the county, Mr. Zheng will be funeral tomorrow morning, it is estimated that Chen Hui will also arrive, I am afraid that I don't want to see her, I will go back after the incense!"

The short man was very afraid to see Zhang Fang, so he got up and walked out, I chased after him, raised my hand on his shoulder, and smiled.

"What are you doing, our brothers, can you do it, you want to be incense, Cheng, let's go together!"

The house was burned, the coffin of the old rascal was parked in the village, the dwarf lay on the door and looked at it for a long time without pushing, I was a little strange, poked his ass, but he turned his head back and gently shushed out.

What's the situation, hell?

I went up and looked in through the crack in the door, the white candle was dancing with firelight, and the ingots of the coffin were very terrifying, which made me feel creepy.

But there is spring next to the coffin, the son of the old rascal is very unfilial, he is naked, he reaches out and touches Xiao Cui'er's clothes, it is estimated that he was touched out of the feeling, Xiao Cui'er suddenly knocked him down and rode on his stomach.

As long as I push the door in, this little rabbit cub is expected to be scared into a castration, and the old rascal died at my hands, and I don't want him to be broken, so I pull the dwarf under the big camphor tree.

"Don't look at it, they are a young couple, everything should be done!"

"Hehe, Brother Shan, this little bastard is really not a thing, Lao Tzu's bones are cold, he actually sleeps with his mother-in-law in his arms, Mr. Zheng, hey, it's really sad!"

The dwarf lit a cigarette, looked at the gate of the village and muttered, I pursed my lips and smiled, and said in a low voice: "Don't talk about him, when your father left, you were the same, when they are finished, let's go in again!" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the gate of the village squeaked open, and Xiao Cui'er came out naked, with a mouth: "Ghost! ”

Ghost?

Before I could react, the old rascal's son also sprang out, clutching his clothes to cover his crotch, and as he ran, I saw the riotous things several times.

Seeing me and the dwarf under the big camphor tree, he was nervous, his head was full of sweat, and he said, "Brother Shan...... Ghost...... Ghost! ”

Glancing at the short man, he threw off his arms and rushed inside, and I whispered, "You two go and get dressed, don't yell, shame on you!" ”

After chattering, I also ran in, closed the door with my backhand, looked at the black coffin, and said with bated breath.

"Shorty, there are no ghosts in this world, the old rascal is probably not dead, and he sealed the side of the coffin with wax!"

The dwarf was a little afraid, hid a few steps back, looked at the coffin, and muttered in his throat: "Brother Shan, how can I look at the gloomy one, is there really a ghost!" ”

At this time, there were suddenly a few knocks in the coffin.

After knowing that there were no ghosts a few times, my whole body was still tight, my skull exploded, my back was furious, and I took a step back, chattering about the mysterious spell in "Ten Thousand Laws to Hide".

"Brother Shan, don't speak, you listen ......"

Before I could speak, the dwarf interrupted me, and when I listened to it, the sound of the knock in the coffin sounded again, and I looked at the dwarf, and I was bold and bold, and took a few steps forward, and attached my ears to the coffin.

"Shhh...... Call...... Hiss...... Whew......"

The voice was very soft, but it was so rapid that it sounded like a ghost was stirring inside, and a chill suddenly rose from the soles of my feet to my skull......

(End of chapter)