Chapter 60: Crazy Old Man

Seeing that it was getting late, Master Guo lifted the plane into the air, rushed forward in a straight line at full speed, and only a few minutes had rushed out of the strange shielding range of Zhuyuan, regaining various signals. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info The crowd stayed in the town of Majie that night.

The next day, the group scanned the sky over Zhuyuan for a long time, but there was no result, at noon, Secretary Han had already ordered lunch in Majie Town, and the three of them sat at a table to eat, Baili Qingrui was the master, Secretary Han, and they naturally did not share a table with her.

Lin Yun and the others searched for three days in a row, and although they found a mountain range surrounded by Zhuyuan, there was no one to check down the rope.

At noon on this day, the group was walking into the restaurant to eat, and suddenly saw a person flying out of the hotel and falling to the ground with his butt on his head and screaming, but when he looked closely, he was an unkempt white-haired old man, the old man's clothes were shabby, dirty and smelly. Baili Qingrui and the other women had a sharp nose, and they smelled the smell of the old man, so they hurriedly retreated and avoided it.

Lin Yun saw that the old man fell badly, took pity on him, and hurriedly went up to help him, "Old uncle, are you okay?" ”

"Something, my butt hurts so much, he kicked me so much that my stomach hurts to death!" The old man shouted, pointing to Xiao Er, who was standing at the door of the hotel.

The little second Yi pointed out angrily, "Stinky scream, hurry up and get away, don't look at what kind of place this is!" ”

The old man said, "Isn't this a place to eat?" I'm hungry and go in to eat, why are you beating me? He clutched his stomach and cried out, "Oh, I'm starving, it's painful and hungry......"

Xiao Er said disdainfully, "Phew...... Do you have money to eat? ”

"I haven't paid for food in years!" The old man said. Xiao Er said angrily, "Get out of your mother, you still want to eat overlord meals, beware of your dog legs!" ”

Lin Yun saw that the old man was very pitiful when he was old, so he helped him walk to the roadside stall and said, "Old uncle, I invite you to eat a bowl of noodles!" ”

The old man walked a few steps and suddenly stopped, and said unhappily, "Don't eat, I don't eat noodles, I want to eat meat, chicken, duck, fish, goose, beef, venison, I won't eat noodles, I will eat this family's meat and drink this family's wine!" He pointed to the hotel that Lin Yun and the others were about to enter, which was the best in Majie Town.

Huazi said for Lin Yun, "What are you doing with that bad old man?" I was very happy to reward him with two steamed buns, and I still wanted to eat meat! ”

The old man looked at Hua Zi and said dissatisfiedly, "You female doll looks like a goblin, and it turns out that her heart is as poisonous as a goblin!" Huazi didn't expect it, but the bad old man dared to speak disrespectfully to her, and she was immediately angry, and her hand went to her waist to touch the pistol.

Lin Yun hurriedly persuaded, "Sister Hua, don't be angry, this old uncle's nerves are abnormal, don't be like him!" ”

"You're not in your right mind!" The old man said to Lin Yun.

Lin Yun just smiled and said, "Old uncle, then I'll invite you to eat the meat inside, right?" The old man nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, this is good!" Lin Yun helped him in and asked the shopkeeper to get him a few meat dishes to eat. Lin Yun and the others have been eating in this restaurant for the past few days, Huazi and Baili Qingrui are rare beauties in this Majie Town for a hundred years, and the people in the store know about them, and they dare not offend, so they can only get a table of dishes for the old man to eat.

At this time, there were many spectators inside and outside the hotel, including some young men who came to visit the beautiful women. Baili Qingrui and Huazi were in the town for a few days, and the news spread quickly, and they all said that there were two peerless beauties in Majie Town, one who looked like a fairy in the sky, and the other who looked like an underground goblin. A lot of people come here to see beautiful women.

"That boy has a really good heart." Some of the onlookers couldn't help but say.

There are also people who say, "I think it's stupid, the old man is so dirty, his pants are yellow, like, tsk......"

The old man saw Lin Yun going to the box, and shouted at him, "Good boy, it's not enough to have meat without wine, hurry up and ask someone to bring the wine to grandpa first!" ”

Lin Yun sighed, and only taught Xiao Er to serve him wine as well.

Baili Qingrui and Huazi walked into the private room, and suddenly a young man stopped in front of Baili Qingrui and them, bowed politely and said, "In Zhang Ziqiu, the Huangyan faction, I have seen two peerless beauties!" ”

Baili Qingrui didn't even look at Zhang Ziqiu, but turned his head sideways and said to his maid, "Chartered this store and sent it away." With that, he walked past Zhang Ziqiu. Baili Qingrui's maid took out Baili Qingrui's green Shangxia card from her bag, held it high and showed it to the diners in the restaurant, and said loudly, "This store has been covered by Shangxia, please go out." ”

"Is your chivalrous card real, I'll take a look!" A man in his thirties stood up and questioned loudly, and as soon as he said this, many people followed suit, after all, people are bold.

"yes, maybe it's a forgery!"

"It must be, these people are so young, who is Shangxia?"

"That's it, who are you fooling?"

Generally, the average age of becoming a hero is thirty-four or five years old, and the age will continue to increase after becoming a hero, but the chivalry may not necessarily grow with the age, so the average age of all the heroes in Huaxia is about 48 years old. Huazi is only 24 years old, Baili Qingrui is even younger, and Lin Yun is a year, who will believe that they are heroes?

Suddenly, a white shadow shot out of the corridor leading to the private room, hitting the painted concrete pillar in the center of the hotel.

There was a snort, and a centipede-like crack opened in the hard pillar. Except for the dirty old man, everyone's eyes were focused on the crack, and I saw a white tissue stuck in the crack, and the small half was exposed, hanging softly!

What kind of superb and delicate martial arts does it take for a soft paper towel to pierce into a hard concrete pillar? In an instant, everyone was shocked, the person who flew out of this tissue had excellent martial arts, none of them in ten thousand, he did have the strength of a hero, he was a hero, who could afford to offend him?

There are a lot of people in the hotel who know martial arts, and the people who had been coaxed just now can't wait to disappear quickly, and when they run, they are really gone. In less than half a minute, the diners in the restaurant had already left, and there was only one table left for the unfinished meal.

The old man was holding a lump of beef in his left hand and a bottle of Guiyunzhou Moutai in his right hand, and he shook his head and said, "It's lively, Lao Tzu thought it was a group of heroes, so he was scared away?" A group of bad seeds, boring, no birds! ”

Looking at the empty hotel hall, Lin Yun nodded, and said in his heart, "High martial arts is good!" He walked into the private room, and Baili Qingrui said to him, "You go and wash your hands!" ”

"Yes, don't come over to eat three times less!" Flower posture is also said. Lin Yun picked up his hand, sniffed it, and didn't feel any peculiar smell, but since the two beauties asked for it, he was embarrassed to disobey, so he just went out to wash his hands.

When the old man saw Lin Yun coming out, he beckoned to him again, "That, boy, grandpa is so boring to eat meat and drink wine alone, you come and eat with grandpa!" ”

Lin Yun refused and said, "Old uncle, I have a seat inside!" The old man said unhappily, "What? Do you think Lao Tzu is dirty? Lin Yun smiled bitterly for a while, but also sat down.

Huazi and they didn't wait for Lin Yun, they ate the food when they served, and after eating, they saw Lin Yun and the old man raising their glasses and drinking, and shook their heads again and again. Huazi came up and told him to go, and when he saw that the old man looked like he hadn't brushed his teeth for several years, he suddenly felt sick to his stomach.

Baili Qingrui didn't look at the old man much. Lin Yun drank the last cup and said goodbye to the old man, who said, "Okay, you go to yours, good grandson!" ”

The plane scanned and searched on Zhuyuan for a long time but still found no results, and after nightfall, everyone returned to Majie Town to rest.

At night, Lin Yun was idle, thinking that he didn't tell Miao Miao's whereabouts, he was afraid that she wouldn't find it, so he wanted to borrow a mobile phone to send her a message, he went out wearing a shirt and shorts, and met Baili Qingrui with a sword and went out to practice, so he asked her to borrow a mobile phone. Baili Qingrui said: "I have never used a mobile phone!" ”

Lin Yun stammered, "Ah! Your splash company is the world's No. 1 mobile phone brand, you don't even use a mobile phone? ”

Baili Qingrui only said lightly: "I don't like to be found!" ”

Lin Yun was surprised and delighted, "Hehe, why are you like me, I don't like to be found casually!" ”

Baili Qingrui nodded slightly and asked, "But is there anything else?" ”

Lin Yun shook his head, went to Huazi's room to borrow her mobile phone, knocked on the door and asked, "Is Sister Hua there?" I only heard Hua Zi say, "Come in, the door is not locked" Lin Yun entered, the lights in her room were bright but there was no figure of her, so she asked, "Sister Hua, where are you?" ”

I could only hear a charming voice coming from the hidden bathroom door, "Here, you come in." ”

Lin Yun sighed and opened the carved glass looseleaf door of the bathroom, but saw that Huazi was lying in the bathtub full of white bubbles, a pair of wet jade arms were on the edge of the cylinder, red sideburns were attached to the moist cheeks, which looked particularly charming, and the snow-white neck and shoulders were also exposed to the fragrant air. She smiled and asked, "Brother Yun, what's the matter with me?" His eyes blinked slowly as he spoke.

Lin Yun was in a trance for a while, only to feel a stuffy heat in his chest, and said, "Hua, sister, I want to borrow your mobile phone." ”

Huazi stopped looking at him and asked, "What are you borrowing your phone for?" ”

Lin Yun said, "I'll send a message to my friend" Hua Zi asked which friend again, Lin Yun had nothing to hide, so he said to Miao Miaofa. She lifted one of her shapely and slender legs out of the water, the bubbles slid down her smooth skin, and asked softly, "Are my sister's legs beautiful?" ”

Lin Yun nodded again and again, "Beautiful, beautiful!" ”

Hua Ziwan smiled and said, "Okay, I'm happy to say it, I'll lend it to you!" After that, he sat up in the bathtub with his back to Lin Yun, and then stood up very quickly, taking a bath towel from his hand and wrapping his body quickly. This action came so fast that Lin Yun didn't even have time to move his eyes, although it was a flash, but her graceful and sexy back was already imprinted in Lin Yun's eyes.

Lin Yun was stunned at the door, stunned.

Huazi squeezed past him, and his wet and smooth calves rubbed against Lin Yun's calves, Lin Yun suddenly felt an electric shock, came back to his senses, and grunted in his throat. Huazi took the phone and handed it to Lin Yun, only to see that his face was flushed, and he didn't dare to look at her, so he took the phone and fled, leaving her to giggle.

The next day, everyone still went to Zhuyuan to search, and at noon they were still eating in that restaurant, only to see the unkempt old man sitting on the lawn under the tree in front of the hotel.

The shopkeeper kicked the old man's waist twice and scolded, "Dead old man, do you want to get out?" Don't roll and kick you to death, believe it or not? ”

"I'm not round, how can I roll? I want to eat meat, I'm so hungry! The old man exclaimed.

Xiao Er was furious, and scolded, "Stinky screaming, you still dare to talk back, see if Lao Tzu doesn't split you with one palm" After that, he transported the inner qi to the right palm and was about to split at the old man.

"Stop!" A voice in the crowd said. Although Baili Qingrui has already chartered the hotel, she can't cover the road, and people who want to see peerless beauties still crowd the road outside the hotel, and several traffic officials are dredged the road.

Lin Yun squeezed out of the crowd and said, "Don't hit him!" He was only afraid that the old man would be old enough to eat the shop's little two, and he would whine and mourn in a few days.

Xiao Er saw that it was Lin Yun, so he said, "Childe, I know you have a good heart, but this old guy is thick-skinned and doesn't make him suffer." I'm afraid I'm going to bully a good person like you all the time! ”

Lin Yundao said, "What bullying is not bullying, his wife and children have been killed, very pitiful." Don't hurt him again. He also learned these things yesterday when he was drinking with the old man.

When the old man saw Lin Yun coming, he cried, "God has eyes, good grandson, I finally waited for you, I want to eat meat, I want to drink, I'm hungry......"

Hua Zihu said to Lin Yun with a tiger face: "You don't care about this stinky old man, this old guy who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard knows that you are soft-hearted, and a heart is going to eat you!" ”

The old man was unconvinced, "Bold and demonic, you are wrong, I am not afraid of hard old man, no matter how hard your fist is, I am not afraid of old man!" ”

The dignified man was scolded by the beggar old man twice, and no matter how good his temper was, he couldn't help it, and said angrily, "Old man, if you want to talk nonsense again, don't blame me for punching you!" ”

The old man still did not restrain and said, "I don't believe you can end me!" The old man didn't know how powerful Huazi was, but Lin Yun knew it, and hurriedly grabbed Huazi's arms and persuaded, "Sister, don't be angry, you lose your identity by punching him to death, you are a dignified man, let's go in and eat quickly, don't spoil your appetite!" As he spoke, he pushed the flower into the hotel first.

Hua Zi still said angrily, "This old man is impatient, if he doesn't die in my hands, he will die in the hands of others!" ”

Lin Yun sent Huazi in and persuaded him before coming out, the old man grabbed his trouser leg and shouted to eat meat and drink, Lin Yun gave him some money and told him to find a place to eat by himself, and don't let Huazi see it again. The old man pouted and said, "Don't you want to send me away with a few pieces of paper, I just need to eat meat and drink wine!" Lin Yundao: "Old uncle, this is money, you can buy meat and wine." ”

The old man shook his head and said, "Don't, don't just don't!" ”

Lin Yun sighed and took him to a restaurant next door to eat, but the old man said, "Grandpa, I don't go to that house, that house is not good enough, I only eat the best food in this house" Lin Yun frowned and said, "If you want to eat this house, it's okay, but you are not allowed to say a word to my senior sister." ”

The old man asked, "Do you mean the goblin?" Lin Yun shushed and said, "Don't say that! The old man covered his mouth and nodded.

After that, the old man ate Lin Yun for five or six days in a row, and waited at the door of the hotel at noon every day.