"His Majesty the Emperor has been busy with government affairs recently, but because the return of the 'artifact' to China is a matter of great importance, and it is really a godsend for the Mother of God, I postponed all affairs and took precious time to meet with the three of them. The time is set for nine o'clock tomorrow morning. At that time, a special person from the Ministry of Internal Affairs will come to welcome the three of them into the palace. I'm here for two things. First, get a glimpse of the style of the 'Reincarnation Jade', one of the 'Three Holy Treasures' in my country! Second, inform the three of them of some etiquette that needs to be paid attention to when meeting His Majesty the Emperor, so as not to lose the honor of the emperor during the audience. ”

What he said, with his tone and expression, was very decent, decent, and there was nothing wrong with it. But Mu Tang never looked at these, he focused on the core meaning expressed by the other party. If he were to translate the words of the Aurangian priest, it would be: You are very honored, and His Majesty the Emperor has taken time out of his busy schedule to receive your audience. In addition, I also want to test the authenticity of the "Reincarnation Jade", and at the same time teach you what you should pay attention to when you meet His Majesty the Emperor - Qi! I am "Qin Taizu", go to meet the "Emperor of Tori Island"? What about funny?

Mu Tang took a sip of tea, he didn't taste it just now, but now he tasted it, it was indeed very good, and said, "Priest Ao Liang, you shouldn't suspect that the 'Reincarnation Jade' we are about to offer is fake, right?" "He likes to play cards not according to the routine, you don't want to say the broken things, let's just say the bad.

Yagyu Uemon was dissatisfied: "Mr. Maki, how can you think so? The priest of Olleans was the 'chief of the inner treasury' and was in charge of all the utensils of the court. If you dedicate the 'Reincarnation Jade' to His Majesty the Emperor, do you just take a 'Reincarnation Jade' to the audience? Naturally, you must prepare a thing worthy of the 'Reincarnation Jade', otherwise wouldn't it be disrespectful to the artifact? Naturally, Priest Auliang had to take the palm of his hand before he could choose the best container to hold it. We have never suspected that the 'Reincarnation Jade' is fake, so don't think about it. ”

Mu Tang smiled: "I'll just say a word, but you said a lot, I don't know, what do you think you're hiding from?" Haha, just kidding, don't be so nervous. Master, please take out the 'Reincarnation Jade' and show it to this 'Chief Underpants'. Guanhai Wu unzipped the zipper on his chest, releasing a tempting impact, and then pulled the "Reincarnation Jade" out of the "ditch".

Mu Tang stretched out his hand and said, "Master will show me first." It's been a long time since I've seen the treasure of 'Dongri Island' up close. As he spoke, he grabbed the "reincarnation pressure" in his hand. Guanhai Dance didn't bother to care about him. As everyone knows, at this moment, while Mu Tang was stroking and looking at the "Reincarnation Jade", he was muttering in his heart: "The body temperature above this can't be ruined by a bad old man." ”

"Brother also take a look, huh!?" Tong Xiangyu was immediately shocked when she saw the "Reincarnation Jade", "This is not ......"

Mu Tang hurriedly interrupted her and said, "Isn't this the 'Three Great Treasures of Dongri Island'?" Tsk, it looks really extraordinary. Although I don't know how to appreciate it, I vaguely feel like it's very powerful. As he spoke, Mu Tang also winked at Tong Xiangyu.

Tong Xiangyu is sometimes stupid and cute, and sometimes she is very smart, looking at Mu Tang's blink of an eye, she knows that she has to keep her mouth shut - but she is very surprised in her heart, the "reincarnation jade" is exactly the same as the necklace she wears around her neck!? What's going on?

"Looking at the charcoal like this, he must know why, and I'll ask him later!" Tong Xiangyu thought to herself.

When Priest Ao Liang saw the "Reincarnation Jade", he immediately sat upright, his back straightened, and then washed his hands with the water in the sink next to him, and wiped his hands clean with a white towel, and then stretched out his hands with reverence, held the "Reincarnation Jade", and then stroked and looked at it, and the pious color on his face was gradually replaced by exclamation, only to hear him say: "It's so beautiful!" This is the beauty that only heavenly things can have! In my lifetime, I was able to witness the 'Three Holy Treasures' and die without regrets. ”

Mu Tang secretly laughed: "A fake can also make you praise like this." ”

He wasn't worried at all that this fake "Reincarnation Jade" would be recognized, just because the aura of the "Three Holy Treasures" shrouded in it was too rumored, so that no matter how ordinary it was, it would only make people think that "it was because I wasn't good enough to recognize the divine extraordinariness of the 'Reincarnation Jade'."

As for injecting soul energy or life force to test the Holy Effect of the "Reincarnation Jade"? First, the status of the "Three Holy Treasures" is transcendent, not everyone is qualified to do this, and no one dares to do this, and even the emperor may not be willing to bear the charge of disrespect for the "Supreme Treasure and Holy Weapon". Second, it is another sense of not daring, the "Supreme Treasure Sacred Weapon" must have a mechanism that is difficult for ordinary people to know and understand, and it is a bold temptation to "reincarnation jade", what if it is hit by the backlash of "reincarnation jade"? That's amazing!

Therefore, everything that is false becomes true.

Priest Ao Liang looked over and over for a while before returning it to Mu Tang with both hands, and then locked his brows and thought for a while, before turning his hand over, a beautiful and gorgeous black wooden box with jewels appeared in his palm, and said: "I have been thinking about it for a long time, and I have thought about it, and only this is the pinnacle of the life of the most famous national treasure-level carpenter master of the 'Anping Era', 'Black Dragon Wood Hundred Years Old Thousand Zhuna', which can barely be worthy of the 'Reincarnation Jade'." Please also enshrine the 'Reincarnation Jade' in this box. ”

In Mu Tang's eyes, he knew at a glance that the black box was a great treasure, faintly exuding an aura, sighed "Good baby", put the "Reincarnation Jade" into it, and said with a smile: "Then we will hold this treasure box tomorrow and dedicate the 'Reincarnation Jade' to your Emperor Majesty." ”

"It's hard work," said Auliang, "the first thing is finish." The second thing I would like to do is to introduce you to the etiquette of the audience. Afterwards, the three will be brought 'pilgrimage garments' to meet His Majesty the Emperor......"

Mu Tang waved his hand and said, "The clothes are free." What we have are clothes. ”

Priest Auliang said: "A set of rituals to meet His Majesty the Emperor is free......"

Mu Tang said: "Lord Priest, these are all side matters, and the most important thing is to offer the 'Reincarnation Law Jade'. These cliché things can be avoided or avoided. By the way, when you meet His Majesty the Emperor, you don't need to kneel and kowtow, right? ”

"Humph!" Yagyu Uemon said, "Do you need to talk about this?" Isn't kneeling and kowtowing to meet His Majesty the Emperor the most basic etiquette? ”

Mu Tang waved his hand again and again, and said, "Then forget it." I'm not going to see your majesty the emperor. I am an aspiring young man who was born under the red flag and grew up in the republic. Since I was a child, except for the elders who knelt down to the immortals, my knees have never touched the ground. I have the highest respect for your majesty the Emperor. But you want me to kneel down and kowtow to him? It can't be done, it can't be done. ”

Priest Augran's brow was slightly thick.

Yagyu Uemon said, "Mr. Makito, please be careful. This is 'Higashihijima Rekyo'. There's also a saying in your country that 'do as the locals do', doesn't it? ”

Mu Tang said: "Everything else is easy to say, but this is the only one, there is no room for negotiation!" Please, why should we struggle with these details, right? There are more people kneeling down to your majesty, and the three of us are not missing. If you have to insist, then there is no need for us to talk any further. Here! Mu Tang pushed the box, "Anyway, what you want is just the 'Reincarnation Jade'." This thing will be given to you now, and you can bring it back to the emperor, even if it is a mission. It's nothing to do with us. Anyway, you didn't plan to let us go to His Majesty the Emperor from the beginning. ”

Yagyu Uemon said, "His Majesty the Emperor took time out of his busy schedule to meet you, but now you suddenly can't say it?" Is His Majesty the Emperor something you can see if you want to, and something you can see if you can't see it? There was a hint of anger in his voice, "Three, I repeat, this is 'Tori Island Rekyo'!" ”

Bang!!

Mu Tang slapped the dwarf table in front of him hard, and the tea set on it jumped up, and shouted, "You threaten me? ”

Yagyu Righte's face sank, and a pair of eyes stared straight at Mu Tang, and in an instant, the tearoom was tense.

Priest Auliang lowered his eyebrows, as if he did not see what was happening in front of him, but reopened the tea jar, took out the tea leaves, and brewed the tea again—quite leisurely.

Mu Tang said: "Hmph! I repeat, everything else is easy to say, do you want us to kneel and kowtow? No need to talk! Let's agree to that first, and then we'll move on. He is your Emperor, not our Emperor. Kneel and kowtow? 'Doing as the locals does' is not so easy. We still have the saying 'the Lord is at his disposal'! Tell me, what host invites a guest to his home and asks him to kneel down for his host? Don't say it's 'Higashihijima', nowhere else in the world does it make sense, right? ”

Yagyu Uemon said, "It's different. You are now meeting His Majesty the Emperor......"

"Okay, okay," Mu Tang waved his hand impatiently, "Don't say it, it's like a street fight, there's no need." In short, it's that sentence: kneel and kowtow, interview! After saying that, he muttered a complaint, "Really, my good intentions were in vain." ”

Yagyu Uemon was really happy, "Hehe, you still have good intentions?" "Are the "Kyushu people" so thick-skinned?

Mu Tang said: "Otherwise? Hum! You don't want to think about it, but my master is a 'guardian witch', who has been guarding the 'reincarnation jade' for generations. How to use the 'Reincarnation Jade', who else knows except my master? Why do we have to present the 'Reincarnation Jade' to His Majesty the Emperor in person? Isn't it just by the way to tell him how to use the 'Reincarnation Jade'? Are you now struggling with me about kneeling and kowtowing during the audience? It is an honor and courtesy for you to kneel and kowtow to His Majesty the Emperor, but it seems to us that you are humiliating us! Let me ask you, is it important to kneel and kowtow, or is it important to let His Majesty the Emperor completely control the 'Reincarnation Jade'? Hmph, let's go! ”

"......" Yagyu Uemon held back a flushed face, but he couldn't say anything.

"Slowly, slowly," said Priest Auliang, who finally spoke, poured out three cups of tea again, and said with a smile like a spring breeze, "Calm down, please drink another cup of tea." ”