Chapter 41: It's going to be a dead ball anyway
He looked left and right with a taboo expression, lowered his voice and continued:
"The life and death book of the ghost can't be shown to others casually, this is against the rules of heaven! Qin Song's refusal to serve the Heavenly Court back then had already offended many Heavenly Officials, and wouldn't it be bad if he was punished by the Underworld again for my business?! If a celestial official also asks about you, don't talk about him, I beg you. β
He thought it through and reasoned.
"That,"
Xue He inexplicably surged with a sour feeling and asked, "I fell into the water with Qin Song, which one do you save first?" β
"Huh?"
Qin Bai was stunned - wait, this question is beyond the outline, right?
"Say!"
But Xue He seems to be deliberately trying to embarrass him.
"No, why did you two fall into the water together?"
Not accepting to divert the topic, Xue He glared and said angrily: "I'll just ask you who you save first?!" β
"You! Of course it's you! β
His expression slowed slightly, revealing an obvious look of pride, but he was still not satisfied and pursued after the victory: "Why? β
"As soon as he dies, he will fall into the water and fall into the water, what if he can drown again?"
"Cunning!"
Xue He couldn't hold back any longer and laughed out loud.
Qin Bai was itchy for a while, and took the initiative to step forward and grab her waist branch, rubbed it on the smiling cheek, and whispered while kissing:
ββ¦β¦ I really can't live without you. β
Snow River met the gentle invasion between his lips and teeth, and stretched out her arms around his neck.
After lingering for a moment, Qin Bai's hand touched her warm jade-like smooth skin as soon as he passed through the cloak, and he couldn't help but be surprised: "You...... Are you all so unrestrained? You don't even wear a piece of clothing when you go out? β
"It's not in a hurry."
"Huh?"
Xue He suddenly laughed and said, "I want to remind you: this is Heavenly Court, even if I am not a princess, it is a felony to dare to tease me!" At the least, you will be relegated to the lower realm and beaten into the animal road, or at the worst, you will be whipped and thrown into the thunder pool. β
When Qin Bai heard this, he was not afraid, but pulled the prison uniform on his body: "The old paper is still afraid of that when you are on death row?" It's going to be a dead ball anyway, but there's nothing to be afraid of! β
He was rarely brave, and took the initiative to bully her and press her under him: "I will be good with you for one day if I live, even if I will make a decision tomorrow!" If you die, you are dead, and you are not dead! There is nothing to regret either! β
Xue He raised his head and kissed him on the lips, and said softly but firmly:
"With me here, no one dares to touch you."
ββ
Away from hating the sky.
As soon as Chongli returned home alone, the maid Green Waist came up and reported: "The swagger is here."
"This little cub, I'm afraid that he will not go to the Three Treasures Hall if he has nothing to do."
Chongli changed into a rouge-colored Luo skirt and stepped out of the dormitory, only to see the figure standing proudly under the ice-carved jade begonia tree in the courtyard.
Lihating Heaven is the pinnacle of the Three Realms, and it is a very cold place, even the palace walls are made of Xuanbing, and the flames in the glazed palace lamps are cold. The original hatred palace was a Jedi where everything was born, because Chongli missed Penglai, the fairyland destroyed by the Emperor of Heaven, and transformed the hatred palace into the original appearance of the Yilan Palace.
It's just that this is a dead place after all, and the begonia is just imitating the appearance of the mortal world, beautiful and beautiful, and not half angry.
A man in a royal blue official uniform stood under the tree, looking at the tree and looking at it, he was a little distracted. There is no wind here, and the thin petals fall from the branches, disappearing in a moment, beautiful but silent, like a dream.
"You're just in time."
Chongli sat down on the edge of the stone table under the tree: "I met Mo Jiuxuan just now, so I asked for some tea by the way-this year's new phoenix pith incense, let's try it." β
He smiled, bowed to his mother, and sat down across from her.
The phoenix pith incense is made of phoenix spirit flowers and newly made green tea that grow on the side of the Tianchi Lake, and the tea taste is light but contains the unique sweetness of the flowers, which is soft and soft; Although it has always been the favorite of the fairy Xian'e in the Heavenly Palace, but at this time, the tea fragrance is sultry, even if it is such an upright and arrogant man as a gentleman, he can't help but smash it shallowly, and praised:
"It's really good."
Chongli snorted coldly: "Strange Dao Xuehe said that you are worth a lot now, I'm afraid you will even have to charge by word when you speak." β
A smile appeared on her always serious face: "She arranged me like this behind her back?" β
"She said that adults often have to play official power, otherwise how would people know that you are an official?"
Chongli deliberately sarcastic.
She has always been unaccustomed to the way he wears an official uniform, as if she deliberately wants to distance herself from others, just to be superior to others.
I found that her mood seemed to be a little wrong today, and she was always holding back the meaning of looking for trouble. He looked left and right and asked, "What about my father?" β
"Today, the god of flowers sacrificed to the poetry club, and I don't know how to write and ink, so I let him join in the fun."
"Where's the snow river?"
"The wings are stiff and fly."
The strange voice in Chongli's words became more and more obvious.
He felt that the words were wrong, and smiled bitterly and begged for mercy: "...... Why don't I come back to see you another day? β
"If you have something to say, say it! Who are you throwing your face to?! β
When Chongli heard this, his eyes immediately widened.
When the little cub in Xuehe broke through the clouds and scared the family half to death and was still in shock, the person who twisted his face was gone, and he didn't know what could be important in a hurry?
The father has a big heart, and said with a smile that his daughter has her own mind when she is older, so don't always care about her. As a result, a bunch of people scattered like this, but it seemed that they were making a fuss and knowing that they were worrying!
Disturbing.
Seeing her face being a resentful woman who was left out in the cold, she was also helpless, so she had to divert the topic: "I heard that the clouds are broken, could it be that the person who entered it was Xuehe?" β
Chongli nodded: "Yes, it's her." No, I just got a new skin and I don't know where to go! β
"She'......"
Ji Tuan was secretly surprised in his heart, it seems that this little girl is really a good person. He pondered for a moment before he cautiously said:
"She has a good relationship in the mortal world, does A-Niang know?"
Chongli looked surprised and stared at the face of the man.
It seems that the little girl is planning to keep it a secret. So he continued: "It's a river god. Now if there is something to do, he is locked up in the prison of the Execution Division. β
"I'll just say, what is the good dead girl going to break the clouds! Sure enough, there's something going on here! β
Chongli gritted his teeth and said, "It's just, let's talk about it...... Even if it's a white prostitute, why do you still detain people? β
He raised his forehead with a black line on his face, and then said again: "No,...... There is something else to detain him, not because of the snow river. β
"Tsk, I'll just say. Although that girl is used to messing around, she is still measured after all. β
"Auntie!"
He couldn't help but interrupt: "Don't you think you're a little too used to her?!" β
"Nonsense!"
Chongli roared back without showing weakness: "The girl I gave birth to! I'm not used to her, who is used to her! β
"Your daughter is messing around in the prison of the Execution Division now, are you still going to get used to it?"
"Cut, the prison of the Execution Division? Small scenes. β
Chongli glanced at him: "My son was still robbed and imprisoned back then!" I poked a hole in the Hellish Mountain, and I didn't see anyone come to me to reason? β
ββ¦β¦β
If you open your mouth, you will expose it, and you really can't talk about it this day.
Located in the Northern Wilderness, adjacent to the Wind Thunder Knife Valley, Yanhell Mountain is a place where mortal immortals who have violated the Heavenly Rules are imprisoned. In order to break up Chongli and Yilanjun, the Emperor of Heaven locked Yilanjun here for ten years, and his head was full of green silk and turned into white hair; Later, he took nine brothers to study under the wind god Hua Lie, and learned a lot of skills to poke a big hole in that place and save his father.
However, although the Emperor of Heaven fulfilled the pair of mandarin ducks and did not condemn them, he still ordered their brothers to repair the hole before allowing them to go to heaven.
Chongli roared confidently:
"The people of the Execution Department Yamen don't give me a penny, why should I worry about this for them?! There is something to talk about, there is a lawsuit to go to! - Xuehe is now grown up, if you have anything to say, you can tell her directly! Don't be idle, just know to chew maggots with me! β
I can't help but regret it a little at this time.
Obviously I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, God knows why Chongli is holding back the fire and waiting to catch someone to be a punching bag? If the woman in front of her loses her temper and doesn't play her cards at all, she can scold you for being a bloody dog-unless her father Yi Lanjun appears, otherwise there is no solution at all.
In fact, his original intention was just to say hello and tell his mother: Xuehe, this girl is big, there is a man in her heart, and if there is a big disturbance in the future, you don't have to feel too surprised - how do you know that being choked back by a few words from Chongli is like running to make a small report, it is really a failure.
"I'll tell you, scumbag."
Chong Li sneered: "Although the Heavenly Rule was set by me, it was also supplemented and revised by the Good Law Heavenly Venerable, improved by the Privy Council, and approved by the Heavenly Emperor, before it was finally engraved on the twelve pillars of the Good Law Heaven and became the cornerstone of the Heavenly Court's establishment of orderβbut, don't look at the fact that the nine of your brothers are now officials, even if you all add up, you may not be able to understand more clearly than Xue He!"
If you brothers and sisters really want to make a move, you can rely on your own skills, don't argue with me here to judge at every turn! How can a big man deal with things like a child fighting? When you were a child, you didn't get into much trouble? Have I scolded you? Isn't it all back to you? A bunch of wolf-hearted ......"
Deaf, when it comes to this, the words that come after me are also spoken, and I can't open my mouth at all.
Don't look at the appearance of being usually in a high position and power, always high and unobtrusive, he is always obedient and does not dare to speak up in front of A-Niang.
It's not just because he's a filial kid - the point is that the god of war Chongli not only fights and wins, but also scolds people without ambiguity! If this is a big scolding reward, no one can bear it! The result is often a cry and a cry of profuse on his knees, begging for mercy and mercy.
You can't quarrel or fight, and you can't win the fight, so why do you have to humiliate yourself?
If you can't mess with me, you'd better hide.
Thinking of this, he sighed, got up and said goodbye: "A-Niang taught me a lesson." I won't disturb your peace, and my son will retire. β
After saying that, he gave a salute, and when he saw Chongli just wave his hand, he fled as if he were leaving this place.