Chapter 686: A Thousand Paper Cranes
"What are you talking about?" The Raven Spirit walked out and saw the two talking, so he asked.
Lu Hao said: "Brother Ergou, you have practiced the wall-piercing technique, and you are going to start pretending to be forced." β
The crow spirit was shocked and said: "Brother Ergou, don't pretend to be forced!" Beware of lightning strikes. β
"Crow's beak!" Chen Ergou snorted and said, "Lao Tzu has practiced a unique wall-piercing technique, and in the future, he will walk the rivers and lakes, rob the rich and help the poor, and be a chivalrous thief that everyone envies." β
The crow spirit sneered and said, "Brother Ergou, you still have eleven months to live, hurry up and rob the rich and help the poor!" β
Chen Ergou said frustratedly: "Yes! In eleven months I'm going to die. A dead man has no choice, robbing the rich and helping the poor, and being a thief. β
"Brother Ergou, don't be depressed, live for a day, do things for a day, and when you die, I'll send you paper money." The crow spirit smirked.
Chen Ergou said angrily: "I'm about to be cursed to death by you, you stinky crow." β
"I didn't curse you, it was Daoist Yang who said you were about to die." The crow spirit looked aggrieved.
Chen Ergou pounced, knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and prayed: "Daoist Lu, I know that you have great powers and can do anything, can you let me live for two more years?" β
Lu Hao sighed and said: "I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan, not Lord Yama, so I can't increase your yang longevity." β
Chen Ergou said: "Daoist Lu, you must know Lord Yama, it's better like this, you owe me 10,000 oceans, I don't want it." β
"You go to the Netherworld Mansion and discuss with Lord Yama and ask him to add three years to my life."
"It only takes three years to be enough, and in these three years, I can travel from south to north, rob the rich and help the poor, and feed and clothe many poor people. When the time comes, even if I die, I will be famous for eternity. β
Chen Ergou's idea is very naΓ―ve and ignorant, thinking that it only takes three years to make his name in the annals of history, isn't it, good people do good deeds, not many people remember.
In the past 5,000 years, there have been many good people who robbed the rich and helped the poor, but these good people will eventually die well. After all, robbing the rich and helping the poor is to oppose the powerful and rich.
The dog official is in charge, and he has the right to speak, and he will not allow a thief to remain in the annals of history, let alone let a thief become the object of worship by everyone. Therefore, the thieves who appeared in history will eventually be judged by those in power to be Jiangyang thieves and shameless thieves.
Chen Ergou wants to be famous for eternity and immortality, but he is simply ignorant.
"Daoist Lu, please discuss with Lord Yama! I really want to live another three years. Chen Ergou looked at him with blank eyes, hoping that he would nod in agreement.
Lu Hao frowned and said, "It's not impossible, but there are risks." Although I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, I am also flesh and blood. It is very dangerous for a living person to enter the underworld, and if he is not careful, his soul will be scattered. β
"Daoist Lu, for the sake of the poor people in the world, you should work hard!" Chen Ergou knelt on the ground and ate him.
Lu Hao said: "Let's talk about this later, after all, you still have eleven months to live." β
"Thank you, Daoist Lu, I knew you were a good person." Chen Ergou stood up with a happy expression.
"Didn't you say that you practiced the wall-piercing technique, let me see how the heat is." Lu Hao wanted to instruct him, after all, the wall piercing technique was not a child's play, and it was dangerous.
"Daoist Lu, you're optimistic." Chen Ergou held his breath, clenched his hands into fists, his eyes were sharp, and he was ready to hit the wall.
The crow spirit reminded: "Brother Ergou, don't be impulsive, forcibly pretend to be dead." β
"Fuck off, you crow's mouth." Chen Ergou scolded and hit his head.
"Bang!" There was a muffled sound. Chen Ergou screamed, sat on the ground, covered his head, and shouted.
"It can't be, why is my wall-piercing technique failing?" Chen Ergou looked depressed, and wanted to behave well, but who knows, it didn't work.
The crow spirit gloated: "Brother Ergou, I told you, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning!" β
"It's all because of you, it's because of you who are blind and can't concentrate my mind, so I will fail." Chen Ergou gritted his teeth and looked angry.
The crow spirit retorted: "Brother Ergou, what you said is not right. You pretend to fail, how can you blame me, I am more wronged than Dou E. β
", you crow's mouth." Chen Ergou roared angrily.
Lu Hao reminded: "The wall piercing technique is very dangerous, you need to concentrate to succeed, once you are distracted, you will fail, so you should be careful yourself." β
"Daoist Lu, don't worry about it this time, I will definitely succeed." Chen Ergou touched his head, gritted his teeth, and hit the wall like a madman.
"Boom!" There was a loud bang.
Chen Ergou hit his head against the wall, screamed and took two steps back, and the whole person collapsed in an instant.
"Why did I fail, that's why, God you don't have eyes." Chen Ergou sat on the ground, pointing at the sky and cursing the earth.
The crow spirit sneered: "You pretend to fail yourself, either blame me or God." I want to know what God owes you, and why all the bad things depend on God. β
"It's your business!" Chen Ergou glared and gritted his teeth. Failed to pretend to be forced twice in a row, and I have no face to see.
Lu Hao said earnestly: "You are not suitable for cultivating this kind of side-door and left-hand technique, you should worship me as a teacher and practice the Maoshan Dao method!" β
"No!" Chen Ergou stood up with a resolute attitude, "If I don't practice the wall-piercing technique for a day, I won't be blind when I die." β
"Daoist Lu, let you see the smile, I'll come back to you another day." Chen Ergou gritted his teeth and left the inn in a hurry.
The crow spirit was stunned and said, "He won't go crazy and become a psychopath!" β
"You shall not live if you have done your own iniquity!" Lu Hao sighed and walked into the room.
"A good person, you have to practice the technique of piercing the wall, robbing the rich and helping the poor, and you have nerve problems. It's better to pick up girls, hehe......" The crow spirit touched his head and left the inn.
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In the room, the candlelight flickered.
A beautiful girl in blue clothes and digging her hair in a bun is folding a thousand paper cranes. On the table, there are many paper cranes, all of which are of different shapes, as if they have spirituality.
"Knock knock!" There was a knock on the door.
"Brother Lu, is that you?" The girl who folded a thousand paper cranes was none other than Lan Ruoxi. She turned abruptly with a look of joy on her face.
"Miss Lan, what are you doing?" Lu Hao's voice sounded outside the door.
"You don't have to." Lan Ruoxi snorted, as if she had been wronged.
"Miss Lan, I'm in." Lu Hao pushed the door and entered, and found her sitting on a chair, very unhappy.
"Miss Lan, whoever makes you angry, I'll kill him." Lu Hao grinned.
"It's you, it's all you, two boats, stinky rascal." Lan Ruoxi snorted, her face flushed.
"I have two boats?" Lu Hao looked confused.
Lan Ruoxi snorted: "Let me ask you, what does that policewoman have to do with you?" β
Lu Hao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "It turns out that you are jealous." β
"I'm not jealous!" Lan Ruoxi turned around and continued to fold thousands of paper cranes.
"Miss Lan, I have nothing to do with that policewoman." Lu Hao said with a smile.
"I don't believe it, you two look like a quarrelsome couple." Lan Ruoxi was very angry, I am such a big beauty by my side, you turn a blind eye, and you actually go out to mess with flowers and grass, which is shameless.
Lu Hao smiled awkwardly and said, "Miss Lan, the thousand paper cranes you folded are so beautiful!" β
"Of course, this is the Immortal Crane of the Lingbao Sect." Lan Ruoxi folded more than 30 thousand paper cranes and placed them neatly on the table.
Lu Hao asked, "What are you doing folding so many paper cranes?" β
"Of course it's fun." Lan Ruoxi bit his finger and shot a drop of blood on the thousand paper crane, and after a while, the thousand paper crane turned its head, nodded at Lan Ruoxi, and then flew into the sky.
A thousand paper cranes are flying!
"That's amazing!" Lu Hao looked at the thousand paper cranes in the air, stroked his palms and smiled.
Lan Ruoxi concocted it in the same way, causing all the paper cranes on the table to fly. More than 30 thousand paper cranes are flying around in the room, which is extremely exciting.
Lan Ruoxi opened her hands, relaxed and happy. All the paper cranes, swirling around her. At this moment, Lan Ruoxi is like a fairy, which is enviable.
"It's beautiful!" Lu Hao looked at her, as if he saw his junior sister twenty years ago.
Senior sister Wang Jingshan also likes to fold thousands of paper cranes, and also likes to let thousands of paper cranes fly around her. If time could be turned back, Lu Hao really wanted to go back in time, grab his junior sister's hand, and not let her leave him.
Missing is a kind of suffering!
Missing is a sin!
Missing can make a person unable to accept reality.
Maybe Wang Jingshan is a good memory, maybe it's the wind that can't be grasped. But Lu Hao really can't forget his junior sister, and he can't accept other women.
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