"Brother Bin, do you have any quick cultivation secrets? If you have one, copy it to me. Shao Yitian asked with a smile.

Don't make Xiuzhen like those Xiuzhen novels, which are still standing still for hundreds of years, in that case, it's too tiring.

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "No." ”

got a negative answer, Shao Yitian's heart was half cold, did he really want to become an old monster for hundreds of thousands of years like in the novel?

"But with Brother Bing as your strong backing, you can move forward boldly on the road of cultivation!" Lu Dongbin waved his hand, arrogant.

With Brother Bin's words, Shao Yitian's half-cooled heart was warmly moistened again and exuded vitality again.

Shao Yitian looked at Lu Dongbin with a flattering expression and said, "Brother Bin, then please give me a peerless cultivation secret book." In that way, I won't be beaten up by others in the mortal world, and I can always bring you good wine and food. ”

Lu Dongbin said: "There is no peerless cheat, but I still remember the basic cultivation exercises, and I will write it to you another day." ”

I'll go!Brother Bin, you're also a high-level immortal.,There's no peerless cheats.,There should always be a high-level cheat.,You're giving me the basic version now.,This doesn't match your identity at all.。

"Okay!" Shao Yitian had no choice but to agree in frustration.

"Don't look like your wife is sleeping with someone else, no matter what you do, only if you lay a good foundation, you won't make big mistakes in the future!" Lu Dongbin said.

Brother Bin, you can't make a better analogy, I don't have a wife yet, you just give me such a zhang, you are cursing me, I want to sue you!

However, Binge's later words seem to be very reasonable, if the foundation is not firm, even if you build a higher floor, it is also a tofu scum project.

Well, the basics are the basics, and it's better than nothing.

"By the way, Brother Bin, are you familiar with Taishang Laojun?" Shao Yitian suddenly changed his words and asked.

Lu Dongbin was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why are you asking this?"

Shao Yitian said: "Brother Bin, if you are familiar with Taishang Laojun, please ask Taishang Laojun for two pills of longevity and 100 years old, and I will take them down and give them to my parents, so that the second elder can live a long life and be free of illness and disaster." ”

Shao Yitian's parents are old, and because of the perennial farm work, the bones of the body have long been lost, and as he grows older year by year, the problems on his body will slowly be exposed.

Now that there is this opportunity, why not use it for Shao Yitian, he has the right not to use it, and it will be invalid when it expires!

Lu Dongbin said: "Taishang Laojun is very picky, and he shouldn't refine the pills taken by mortals. In this way, I will go to the Antarctic Immortal Weng another day, his duty is the main life, and he should have it there. ”

The Antarctic Immortal is the folk called the old birthday star, and it is believed that worshipping the Antarctic Immortal can make people healthy and long-lived. Therefore, he must have an elixir there that makes people live a long and healthy life.

"Brother Bing, on behalf of my parents, I would like to express my sincerest gratitude to you. Shao Yitian stood up and bowed in thanks.

Lu Dongbin said: "If you really want to be grateful, thank you with wine and food." ”

We don't understand the world of foodies, and in Binge's eyes, I'm afraid that wine and food will always come first.

After coming out of Lu Dongbin, Shao Yitian went directly back to the Third Brigade of the Demolition Bureau and handed over the contract signed by Lu Dongbin to Wang Geyi.

Seeing that Lu Dongbin signed the contract, Wang Geyan's face bloomed.

"I'll just say that my vision is right, Xiao Shao is a person who can do things, can do things, and can do things beautifully. Xiao Shao, work hard, the future is bright, Heavenly Court, Jade Emperor, Demolition and Relocation Bureau, and I will not treat you badly. Wang Geyan patted Shao Yitian on the shoulder and gave Shao Yitian an encouraging look.

Unexpectedly, the leaders of the Heavenly Court are the same as the mortal world, and encouraging their subordinates to work will always be these high-sounding words, which have no nutritional value at all.

"Thank you Captain Wang for your encouragement, I will work hard in the future and repay Captain Wang for his kindness. Shao Yitian opened his eyes and said nonsense, and he had no psychological burden at all.

"Well, I like young people like you. Wang Geqian nodded with satisfaction.

"Captain Wang, if nothing happens, I will go back to the world. "Shao Yitian doesn't want to stay here any longer and listen to Wang Ge and Luo Li say some useless things.

Wang Geyan said: "Well, it's okay now, you can go back." ”

After returning to the world, Shao Yitian was lazy again, and fell asleep on the bed. But before his eyes were closed for a few minutes, the mobile phone rang, and when he took out his mobile phone, he saw that it was Liu Sihan calling.

"Hey, Sihan, are you missing me?" After connecting the phone, Shao Yitian said with a hippie smile.

"I miss you big-headed ghost! Tell me honestly, what bad things did you do this morning?" Liu Sihan was like a tigress at the moment, and asked on the other end of the phone, if Shao Yitian didn't explain honestly, the washboard and keyboard would wait.

Alas, what's wrong with the goddess now, there is no previous gentleness at all, and if it continues to develop like this, sooner or later it will become a female paper. Thinking of Liu Sihan becoming a female paperman, crossing her waist with her hands every day, rolling her sleeves up to her arms, looking like a tigress, Shao Yitian was afraid to think about it.

No, we must not let the goddess become a female paper!

"I was a little unwell today, so I took a leave of absence to go home and rest. Shao Yitian told a little lie.

As soon as he heard that Shao Yitian was not feeling well, Liu Sihan on the other end of the phone said softly, and asked with concern: "Why do you not pay attention to your body so much, are you getting better? Have you gone to the hospital to see? Have you taken medicine?"

Receiving the care of the goddess, Shao Yitian only felt that his body was light and fluttering, floating in the clouds, and his whole body was like eating ginseng fruit, and his 3,600 pores were full of comfort.

It turns out that it is such a feeling to have the care of the goddess, and it is so blissful.

"Sihan, my body is not well, my body has no strength at all, and it is a little uncomfortable, oops, it is so uncomfortable. Shao Yitian pretended to be in order to trick Liu Sihan into coming over, and then take the opportunity to eat some tofu.

"Yitian, how are you? Are you okay?" Liu Sihan's tone looked anxious, she was really worried about what happened to Shao Yitian's body.

Shao Yitian pretended to be uncomfortable and said, "It's okay, Sihan, I'm fine, I'll just get some sleep." ”

Liu Sihan said: "Yitian, you wait, I'll come over and take you to the hospital." ”

I wipe, as soon as I go to the hospital, I don't see the light and die immediately. In that case, taking a few kicks from the goddess is the lightest punishment, and if it is serious, the goddess may ignore herself in anger.

No, you can't go to the hospital!

"No need, no need to go to the hospital, Sihan, as long as you come, my illness will be half better. Shao Yitian hurriedly said.

Liu Sihan on the other end of the phone suddenly fell silent, the silence was like the silence before the storm.

"Sihan, why didn't you speak? Did you get caught by the gray wolf?" Shao Yitian said.

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and not a word came.

Ya, you can't really be captured by the gray wolf, right?

Shao Yitian was about to open his mouth to ask a few more questions, when Liu Sihan on the other end of the phone suddenly spoke.

"Shao Yitian, you big liar, you are a gray wolf, a big liar!" Liu Sihan returned to the appearance of a female man.

How did he get discovered? Brother's acting skills are powerful, he didn't show his traps, how did the goddess see the flaws?

"Sihan, why did I become a gray wolf? I was wronged!" Shao Yitian shouted for himself.

"Wronged you big-headed ghost, you're fine, and you dare to lie to Miss Ben that you're not feeling well! Hmph, do you think Miss Ben doesn't know the dirty thoughts in your heart, isn't it just planning to deceive Miss Ben, and then take the opportunity to take advantage of Miss Ben, hum, Shao Yitian, you are a big bastard, and you are even worse by the gray wolf!"

Where is this goddess, it is clearly Sherlock Holmes! His little plan was clearly touched by the goddess, it was terrible.

"Hehe, Sihan, you really misunderstood me. Shao Yitian said with a weak heart.

"Hmph! Shao Yitian, you quickly put away your crooked ways and do a good job, I, Liu Sihan, will not find a boyfriend who will work all my life. After Liu Sihan finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.