"Go, go."

Snow River's attention was all on the bait, impatiently dismissing him.

Qin Bai smiled and grinded inch by inch: "You see it's getting late, why don't we rest early?" ”

"Don't mess around!"

Where could Xue He take care of him, staring at the prey that was about to appear in front of him without blinking, and he didn't have time to care about it while his groping pig hands roamed around.

"Snow River, good."

Qin Bai was coaxing her to beg for pleasure, Xuehe only felt that the red rope in his hand suddenly tightened, and then he got up suddenly, just wanted to raise his leg but found that he was tripped by his hand, and before he could think about it, he instinctively raised his foot and kicked to the side, jumped out of bed and pounced on the prey.

"Aha~ I've been caught!"

Xue He excitedly held the fluffy little thing with both hands, and jumped on the ground with his bare feet: "Wowhahaha~ Catch it, catch it!" ”

The little rabbit slowly slid down from the pillar and turned the lamp back on with a blank face.

She was holding a small beast with snow-white fur in her hand, a pair of big green eyes, looking like a tiger cub, but a golden dragon horn was born on her forehead, and a bud had just emerged from the tender ground, like a small ingot, which was very cute. It had swallowed all the golden hairpins into its belly, and a red rope was still peeking out of its mouth.

The camp tent was lit up again, and I saw Qin Bai, who had no love, sitting on the edge of the bed, with a big red footprint on his face:

"You won't kick me again? …… Again? ”

"Why?"

"Little brute! It seems that if I don't turn you over today, you really don't know how thick the sky is, right? ”

Qin Bai was furious, stood up, rolled up his sleeves and was about to catch her.

"Wait, wait!"

Seeing him rushing over in a rage, Xue He seemed to be really annoyed, and dodged with a hippie smile, while lifting the little beast and shaking it:

"Look! What is this! ”

"I don't care what it is!"

"It's Pixiu!"

Qin Bai's movements froze, stunned, suspecting that he had heard it wrong: "What's the fun?" ”

Xue He picked up the red rope, and the fluffy little thing was still biting and not spitting, and was half-hung in the air, flashing a pair of big eyes, looking at her resentfully, and then at Qin Bai.

"Father-in-law, your luck is so good! We're rich, it's a domestic Pixiu cub. ”

"I don't care if you are Pixiu or not!"

What does it matter if you don't get rich! Qin Bai put his face around her waist and couldn't wait to throw it on the bed immediately.

Xue He smiled and kissed him on the face to make amends, and patiently persuaded:

"With it, the prince can win a big victory!"

"I don't care if it's invincible!"

At this moment, he just wanted to tear off her clothes, kiss her, and said vaguely: "I don't care if the whole army is destroyed!" I just want you now! ”

"Whoa! You little faint man! ”

"I'm just faint! How?! ”

Unexpectedly, the snow river slipped like a loach, deftly got out of his arms, made him pounce in the air, and giggled:

"What's the hurry! Let's get down to business first! ”

"What the hell am I doing! You're the right thing! ”

Qin Bai was half angry and angry: "You goblin! Single-mindedly hooking up people's fires, what the hell are you talking about now? If you want to be a gentleman, you can be! Your whole family is going to be Mingjun! Anyway, I'm not right! ”

It seems that he is really anxious, his eyes are on fire, and he is incoherent.

"Color blank!"

Xue He stuck out his tongue and grimaced.

"You little vixen are still unreasonable?!"

Qin Bai laughed angrily: "You left after teasing your legs, and scolded me for being a color blank?" ”

"I'm done with the waves, I'm going to get down to business! Let's go! ”

Xue He took a sip with a smile, seeing that the guy who was in the brain with this sperm worm really couldn't tell. She shook her head and turned to leave the tent.

"Stop!"

Seeing this, Qin Bai hurriedly stepped forward and blocked the door, widened his eyes, gritted his teeth and said viciously: "If you dare to go out like this, these 20,000 people can really only be buried here!" ”

"Huh?"

He suddenly became fierce, Xue He couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously looked down at his dress: I saw that most of his dress had already been torn off by him, and only a few strips of rags were left to barely cover his shame - oh, his clothes were not in order, and it was really not suitable to go out to meet people.

"Okay."

Xue He sighed, simply pulled a piece of cloth directly from his body, wrapped it around the dragon horn on the top of Xiao Pixiu's head, and pulled half of the red rope in its mouth, tied its four little claws and handed it to Qin Bai:

"Take it and hang it on the highest flagpole in the camp! Its dragon horns are blinded, it can't go to the sky, we can't escape the earth, we just have to sit and wait for its owner to come to find it, and then there will naturally be a way to break the army! ”

Qin Bai took the little thing suspiciously. He had heard of the mythical beast Pixiu, but the legendary image of the tall and mighty Rui Beast was obviously a bit different from the stupid cat in front of him.

"Believe me, go!"

Xue He urged, pushed him and walked out, bending a pair of smiling eyes and saying flatteringly: "Wait for you to come back." ”

The last sentence is so sweet that even the bones are crispy.

“…… Wait. ”

Qin Bai swallowed, he couldn't resist her in the end, so he had to press the fire first and turn around and leave the camp, instantly changed his body and skin, and said a few words to the soldiers guarding the door in a deep voice.

Xue He leaned against the window and watched the two guards hang the little Pixiu on the flagpole of the Chinese army, and then he was satisfied.

"Rub, it's so cold."

After a while, Qin Bai came in from outside with her hands rubbed, and when she saw that she was still standing barefoot on the ground, she couldn't help frowning: "Why are you still standing here?" ”

Before he could finish speaking, he stepped forward, carried her directly on his shoulders without saying a word, and deliberately fell heavily on the bed.

"It hurts!"

Xuehe fell on the quilt with a sigh, and protested loudly and dissatisfiedly: "The grave is light! My ass is broken in half! ”

Qin Bai had a gloomy face, took a handkerchief from the side, and carefully wiped the tender white little feet: "Nonsense, the butt is originally two halves." ”

"You're bad!"

Xue He was scratched by him to the soles of his feet, giggling and kicking his legs indiscriminately: "It's so itchy!" Let it go! ”

"Leprechaun!"

Qin Bai's patience was completely exhausted, he threw away his handkerchief, and pounced on her and pressed her under him.

The cold wind in the north of the desert in late autumn is already the season when the water drips into ice; The small stove in the military tent burned red, and it was the red silk tent that was warm and the spring was strong.

The spring night is bitter and short, and the day is high, and the king does not rise early from then on.

In fact, there is always an extremely good reason for the prince to lie in bed.

"Lazy! The snare drum has beaten three ways! ”

Xue He shook Qin Bai beside him vigorously, but he still hummed and refused to even raise his eyelids.

"You loser."

Xue He pinched him the arm, and then he said "oops" with a bitter face: "What's the trouble!" If there really was a military situation, it wouldn't have been like this for a long time, okay? ”

"Less nonsense! Get up! The commander of the three armies, how can you sleep lazy! ”

Snow River lifted his legs and stepped over him, jumped out of bed, and called the little rabbit to freshen up.

"You have all the good and bad things to say! How do you let others live? ”

Qin Bai complained lazily and reluctantly sat up.

"My brother said, 'If a soldier instigates one, he will instigate a nest', you have to be lazy to go home! Not in the barracks! ”

Xue He had already washed her face by this time, and Little Rabbit was pulling up her long hair and carefully braiding it. She sat in front of the dresser with a serious expression, staring at Qin Bai in the mirror and got out of bed helplessly.

At this time, the old eunuch also came in from outside with a basin of water and came to the prince.

"You goblin, sometimes it's a real annoyance." The prince complained coyly, got up and changed his clothes, but his tone was full of pampering.

Snow River glared at him, sticking out his tongue slightly.

"The old slave thinks that the little lady is right."

The old inner supervisor smiled and persuaded: "The prince doesn't know that when he first sent out the army, he took the little lady with him, and the sergeants below were somewhat gossipy. But all the way, I am not afraid of hardship, nor do I cause trouble to others, and I have not complained - everyone is convinced that the little girl's family can do this. ”

Xue He smiled smugly in the mirror.

"Okay."

Zhao Zheng obviously saw it, rolled his eyes quietly, and said coldly: "Then the king gave her the token and asked her to lead the troops to fight!" ”

"Ahem, that's what a kid says."

Jokes aside, Zhao Zheng asked with a straight face: "What happened in the army last night?" ”

"Last night, when the two sons went to fetch water, they were attacked by a small wave of horse bandits, and they wanted to come early in the morning to report to the prince, but when they saw that the prince had not gotten up for a long time, they put it on hold."

"Are there any casualties?"

"That's not it, but I got a lot of gold and silver property, which made the little boy very happy."

Hearing this, Zhao Zheng frowned instead: "How can you get a lot of gold and silver when you meet a horse bandit when you go back?" Isn't there some kind of trap? …… I still think it would be better to withdraw the troops as soon as possible. ”

"Are you stupid?!"

Snow River is really convinced! No matter what happens, he seems to be able to perfectly lead the conclusion to the ultimate goal of "going home early"!

Xuehe stood up, came to Zhao Zheng, looked at the serious face of the middle-aged uncle, crossed his waist and said: "Then why can't you think about it: even the horse bandits who came to get water and drink have so many belongings on them, does this mean that the cave where they hid their treasures is nearby?" ”

"Yikes. You can't just think about good things, do you? ”

"Then don't just think about going home!"

"No, I'm in ambush in fear!"

"Ambush a ghost! You've got 20,000 people! This radius of 800 miles, all the horse bandits together are only 5,000! - Ambushing you? Seducing you to go deeper? There's something wrong with them! How can four times the strength of the army be able to eat! ”

Zhao Zheng stared dryly and didn't speak, but his face clearly said, "I don't care, I just want to go home."

At this time, I only heard a commotion outside the tent, and after a while, a pawn came in and announced: "A man has come to the gate of the camp, asking to see the prince." ”

"Huh, so fast?"

Xue He heard this, and immediately left Zhao Zheng and followed the little soldier out of the camp tent. I saw a dozen or so soldiers with knives and guns standing under the flagpole around a person, and when the little Pixiu who was hanging on the flagpole and was originally wailing for a while, saw him, he immediately opened his teeth and claws excitedly, and screamed strangely in his mouth, and tears flew like he saw his relatives.

"Little Seven!"