When it comes to killing people and setting fires, Biaozi is the first, and the dwarf is second, and I am just a guide.

Hearing me say that I wanted to get Teacher Zheng, the short man was reluctant at first, but when he heard me that Lao Zheng was going to report, he immediately nodded and agreed.

"Okay, since he is looking for death, we can only deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestor and give him a ride!"

After pouring a mouthful of hot water on his head, the dwarf got up and walked to the bed, glared at Yuying viciously, took out a sharp knife and pointed at her and yelled.

"What we do today, if you dare to give up half a fucking sentence, Lao Tzu asked a thousand people to sleep with you, do you understand!"

"Brother Shan...... I ......" Yuying was very afraid of the short man, so she pulled up the quilt to cover her face and called me.

"Shorty, that's enough, she's my person, you can go and prepare if you're fine, Teacher Zheng's son is still kept, we can't be too desperate!"

I turned sideways, blocked the dwarf's view, and gave him a cigarette to admonish, but he smiled obscenely: "Brother Shan, Yuying's ass is white, you don't want it that day, leave it for me to sleep for a few nights!" ”

"What nonsense!" I raised my hand, the dwarf necked, turned around and laughed, and scurried out in a few steps.

The old rascal told me that he had written a letter, and then I would burn down his house, saying that he would report me, and then we would do him, but unfortunately this was just my personal idea, and the old immortal was like a fox, and almost didn't play me to death......

It's still night, the crescent moon is like a hook, and the stars are dotted.

I rode a bicycle with the old hooligan to trade with the goods, and he was uncomfortable all kinds of things along the way, either pooping or urinating, or stomach pain, or the wind was too strong, and presbyopia couldn't stand it.

Thinking that he was a dying person anyway, he didn't obstruct it, and endured it everywhere, at that time I thought he was just unwell, but I didn't expect this old fox to delay time.

Rushed to the hotel where the foreign woman lived, this old wanderer didn't know what to do with the foreign woman, so angry that she pulled out her gun and said "Fake" against my brain.

Earlier, Peijun and she had already discussed, and she also asked me to sleep with me, and now I am singing that song?

I thought it was strange, looked at the old rascal, and asked gloomily.

"Old shameless, what did you do to her, why did she kill me!"

The old rascal sat comfortably on the soft sofa, smoking a cigarette, squinting at me, and suddenly smiled disdainfully.

"Li Shan, you are taught by me, do you think you can hide from me, do you want to kill me, people die for money, birds die for food, I will put an old face today, and fight with you in this future life, win, glory and wealth, lose, that is, death, it's a pity that you can't speak English, haha......"

Before he finished speaking, cold sweat flew out on the back of my head, and I looked at the foreign woman and made a lot of gestures, but the girl was a two-hundred-and-five, and she didn't find anything strange in her eyes for a long time, and at the end she poked me hard in the head with the barrel of a gun.

In desperation, I had to point to my mouth, and then to the old rascal, meaning to let the two of us talk first, thinking: "Your fucking hand is steady, don't go off, don't mess around if you want to sleep!" ”

Maybe I was pious enough, she actually smiled and nodded, I folded my hands, bowed in thanks, turned around and pointed at the old rascal's nose and scolded.

"No wonder you always and pee along the way, and the feeling is to ask your son to monitor Biaozi, and when they leave, you are so bad in secret, right?"

"It's worthy of being my student, and it's not ashamed to be able to figure it out until I die, I only told the foreign woman, you want money and people don't give you the goods, haha, I didn't expect this sassy woman to believe it!"

He flicked off his cigarette ash and looked at me with a triumphant look at me, his folded face full of cunning.

The plan was good, but he was overconfident.

Peijun is not here, so I have to be at his mercy?

Does ginger have to be old spicy?

The so-called back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves crash on the beach, I admit that the foreign language stinks, but I know how to say the word money.

Glancing back at the foreign woman, I made a money gesture with the teacup in my left hand and my right hand, exchanged them with each other, and then said, "Li, mine, goods, yours!" ”

"Shanzi, don't waste your time, the foreign woman doesn't understand!"

The old rascal poked the cigarette butt into the ashtray, smacked it a few times, stood up, covered his chest with one hand, put the other behind his back, hunched his waist, pretended to be a gentleman and began to crook again.

The foreign woman was said to be like a pig's liver, shook off her blonde hair, gritted her teeth and said: "Bull shit, Damn you!"

What do you mean?

I'm a little confused, I've been busy inside and outside for dozens of days, we can't let the old hooligan take advantage, my eyes rolled, I was ready to make a move, first control the old hooligan, but I didn't expect the old hooligan to hide back alertly, and said in his mouth.

"I don't understand, she says you're shit, damn it!"

"You don't fucking fart, you're shit, Bull shit!" I was so anxious that I was afraid that the foreign woman would suddenly shoot, so I opened my mouth and cursed, and now I learned a sentence in English.

The foreign woman suddenly smiled, got up and stepped back, sat on the sofa and shrugged her shoulders and raised her hand!

What do you mean, let me talk to the old rascal first?

We all want to kill each other, there is no need for us to talk anymore, but the language is not comprehensible, and I can't talk to the foreign woman, in a hurry, I can't help but think of Peijun, as long as she appears, there will be a hole in the old rascal's brain.

"Peijun, Peijun, where have you gone, Brother Shan needs you!"

I prayed, and there was a knock at the door, and I hurried open it with joy, but the old rascal sprang up in astonishment.

It's a pity that it wasn't Peijun, but the hotel waiter, she glanced at the foreign woman, opened her mouth to speak a fluent foreign language, and I was so shocked that I almost exhaled.

Taking a step forward, I grabbed her hand, pointed at the foreign woman and said, "The guest is not satisfied, and said that he will go to the police station to sue you, tell her that she is very beautiful, and we will do what she asks!" ”

Finally, the savior came, and I was full of hope, but the waiter looked at the old rascal, and his eyes flashed with horror, and he said hesitantly.

"Sir, you scratched me, just now this international friend said that you two are very interesting, let me tell you, she knows it!"

There is a number in her heart, what is the number, can she tell it?

Letting go of my hand and pushing the waiter out, I slammed the door shut, looked at the old rascal and said.

"You want to beat me Li Shan's idea, you are not qualified, this foreign woman was contacted by my mother-in-law, just rely on your two sentences to provoke, old rascal, old rascal, you do this, does your son know?"

After saying that, I picked up the ashtray, ran up a few steps, and slapped it on his head with a bang, he didn't know how thick the sky was, he thought the glass was a paper shell, and reached out to block it.

There was a thud, and I heard the sound of bones shattering, and the old rascal sat down on the couch with his arms folded, and wailed like a pig.

"You are not small, the abacus hit me, today Lao Tzu is going to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors!" With a curse, I picked up the ashtray......

(End of chapter)