Chapter 252: I'm not happy
"I'm a guest, how about I eat? Are you still distressed? With such a big table of dishes, what do you care? ”
"Your little mouth is like a cannon, I just want to eat what you fed."
Now Zhao Xue is even more furious on a sunny day, "Why should I feed you?" You're feeding me pretty much."
"Hmm" Sure enough, Yu Lan Hantian picked up a piece of meat with a golden fork and accurately sent it into Zhao Xue Qingtian's mouth.
"Ah, the whole world is clean."
"You!"
"Hmm"
didn't give Zhao Xue a chance to speak at all, because as soon as he opened his mouth, he was ready to stuff the other party to eat.
After this pause, Zhao Xue Qingtian felt that her always smooth little belly seemed to bulge all of a sudden, and she hummed uncomfortably, "Are you planning to kill me to death, and then inherit my property?" ”
Yu Lan Hantian couldn't help but smile, "As far as your property is concerned, I'm not rare, if you agree to be with me, my property can be divided among you at any time, what do you think?" ”
Zhao Xue has a sunny face, I don't want to talk to you, and I will give you a blank look again.
"I didn't expect it to be quite edible, it seems that these dishes are quite appetizing, maybe they are omnivores, so I don't pick anything to eat?"
Otherwise, this blue cold sky seems to be specially used to provoke Zhao Xue Qingtian's hair, "You can tell you, don't think that I can't hear you if you scold people!" You're a pig! ”
"Hahaha is quite smart" Youlan Hantian feels that the more people in front of him look at it, the more rare it is, counting the laughter just now, it seems that he is laughing more today than in the previous years combined, this can't be blamed on Youlan Hantian, after all, all along, in addition to Fubo, is a bunch of servants, he used to be a person who loved to laugh, but later, as long as Fubo saw himself laughing, he was nervous and sweating, as the name suggests, this is not to blame others, it is his own trouble, a smile is revealed, It must have been when Fu Bo didn't wait to understand, so later, as soon as Fu Bo saw the blue cold sky smiling at himself, he was so frightened that he began to say sorry.
Over time, Youlan Hantian felt that it was not a way to scare Fubo so much, in line with being a man, you had to be kind, Youlan Hantian decided not to laugh and not laugh, but this face was several years, and the whole Youlan Hantian seemed to have forgotten about smiling.
Unexpectedly, after being indifferent for many years, God actually gave him a pistachio, maybe the smile has been locked up for too long, and this release seems to be a bit unbearable.
Zhao Xue Qingtian glared at him, "Hahahaha"
Holding his stomach and shouting "hahahaha"
Even drinking saliva, "hahahahaha"
Zhao Xue Qingtian couldn't bear it anymore, "Did you get poisoned by what you ate?" ”
"Poisoned? Hahaha"
The corners of his eyes were moist when he looked at the blue cold sky smile, but he still didn't intend to hold back the smile, so Zhao Xue Qingtian had no choice but to stuff a mouthful of food into the other party's mouth.
"Haha, cough, cough, cough"
That's good, or how to put it, people can't laugh when they're eating, especially when they still have something in their mouths.
On the other hand, when people laugh again, you can't just stuff something into the other person's mouth, otherwise you will be like the blue cold sky, who has lived for more than 20 years and almost put his life on a bite of food.
This violent coughing sound seemed to have fallen all at once and hit the tip of Zhao Xue Qingtian's heart.
Panicked, "Are you okay?" Don't scare me? ”
"Shoot! Clap! "My voice was hoarse on a cold blue day. Zhao Xue Qingtian hurriedly got down from the lap of the blue cold sky, and slapped the back several times, but it didn't work at all, thinking of the treatment method, he picked up the blue cold sky on the seat, strangled from the back arm, and quickly squeezed the abdomen of the blue cold sky with both hands, this action came a few times, and sure enough, a peanut spit out from the mouth of the blue cold sky.
"Your uncle! You eat meat and give Lao Tzu this terrible peanut, are you going to murder your husband? ”
"Is this your attitude towards your savior? What's wrong with peanuts? Don't discriminate against peanuts! ”
You Lan Han really wanted to take back the words that he had just commented that this thing in front of him was a pistachio, this is not a pistachio, this is a life seeker.
The dignified young master, who almost lost his life, looked at the culprit in front of him, as if he didn't know what mistake he had made, he was ashamed to yell at himself, "It's okay, just sit down!" Lao Tzu is uncomfortable, why don't you continue to hold me and let me slow down! ”
Listen, is this called human talk? Feelings, his blue and cold sky is a human cushion for others, which makes people sit comfortably, and they are not happy to sit on each other.
"I'm not happy! Sit wherever you like! This chair is given to you," I want to leave directly on a cold blue day.
Zhao Xue Qingtian covered her stomach and shouted, "My stomach hurts, can't you pity Xiangyu?" ”
"It's strange that it doesn't hurt to eat so much"
"I really have a stomachache, please help me quickly"
"This thing can't help, you go straight to the bathroom and turn right! Please."
Zhao Xue squatted on the ground on a sunny day, beads of sweat appeared on her forehead, and she was waiting for the other party to respond with her back to the blue cold sky, but she didn't have a reply, and she realized that something was wrong.
Quickly turned around and walked back a few steps, Zhao Xue was squatting on the ground on a sunny day, and it was obvious that he was already lying on the ground.
The whole body was curled up, and the little mouth was pouting, and he was simply aggrieved.
The blue cold sky was really distressed, and he fished the person into his arms, and put the person on the sofa in the standard princess hugging posture.
This is the first time that Youlan Hantian rubs someone's belly, saying that this belly can be regarded as an extremely sensitive position in Zhaoxue Qingtian, even if he used to be with half of the gentle, he rarely let the other party touch this area, even he Zhaoxue Qingtian can't say the reason, it is clear that half of the love is gentle and love is to death, but sometimes this body is really not powerful, and the heart is half gentle, but the stomach refuses to let half of the gentleness touch, what is this called.
Thinking about it, this spirit wandered in a big circle, and a nice voice seemed to come from a distance.
"Comfortable is comfortable, don't you talk, okay? I can't bear this voice."
Zhao Xueqingtian, who came back to his senses, looked at the blue cold sky, looked at the other party's hand on his stomach, and then looked at the blue cold sky, what is the situation? Why is my stomach not hiding? Is your stomach asleep?
Push away the blue cold sky, "Go aside!" Is this something you can touch casually? ”
"I've been touching for a long time, what are you still arrogant? Stay honest and don't move! I'll give you another rub! ”
Zhao Xue Qingtian put down her clothes and covered her stomach firmly, "Rub your sister!" My place is sensitive, not to mention the living, even acquaintances can't touch it! ”
Yu Lan Hantian almost laughed crazy again, "Haha, you're still sensitive, don't you understand the meaning of these two words at all?" ”
Zhao Xue Qingtian was blushed again, this is too strange, why is his stomach so willingly touched by this guy in front of him? The point is that it really doesn't hurt now.
"Did you drug me?"
The blue cold sky couldn't cry or laugh, "Are you stupid?" If I really drugged you, and I fed it through my mouth, I could still open your stomach and put the medicine in directly? ”
After hearing this, Zhao Xue Qingtian said, "Just look at me and say, you aliens are here to experiment with us earthlings!" You actually opened my stomach, how could you do such a cruel thing to me? ”
"If I'm really an alien, I'll be the first to open your head, I'm so curious, what's in it!"
"You're responsible for me!" Zhao Xue Qingtian said very seriously.
"Responsible? Okay, how do you think I'm responsible? ”
"I haven't thought about this yet, I'll tell you when I think about it, I'll lend you a small notebook and pen for this account first."
The blue cold sky just let him make trouble, and as soon as he raised his hand, a small dark compartment rose next to the coffee table in front of the sofa, which was full of new books and pens.
Zhao Xue Qingtian saw so much, you have to pick it, this one with a pink cover is small and good-looking, and it is the size of a palm in your hand, which is enough, "That's it"
You Lan Hantian couldn't help but complain, "It's like a little girl, and I actually like pink things."
Sure enough, a white eye flew over on a sunny day, "What do you know?" It's called fashion, and you can't understand it if you talk too much, who told you that men can't use pink? You've slandered my taste, and I'll give you another note! ”
The blue cold sky thought, is it that the more this account is owed, it will take a long time to pay it back in the future? Then unscrupulously owe more, and it is better to not be finished in this life
Looking at the endless people writing in front of him, Yu Lan Hantian felt that just looking at it like this made people feel comfortable.
Click, the small notebook was closed, and Zhao Xue Qingtian said with a smug face, "If you provoke me again in the future, I will list all the crimes you have committed in this small notebook, so that I can let you pay it back at any time!" ”
Yu Lan Hantian's eyes darkened, and he walked to Zhao Xue Qingtian and sat down, "Baby look at me"
Zhao Xue Qingtian was holding his face with both hands in the blue cold sky, this posture is that you don't want to see it, the two of them just looked at each other.
"There are some things you can't talk nonsense! Otherwise I'll take it seriously."
Zhao Xue Qingtian naturally didn't understand the meaning of Yu Lan Hantian's words, "What's wrong with me talking nonsense?" Do you have the ability to beat me? If you dare to fight, I will tell you! You can't afford it in your life! ”
The eyes of the blue cold sky darkened even more, and he thought to himself, just after he finished speaking, he said that in this life, if he can still endure it, he will not be a man.
Grabbed Zhao Xue Qingtian's arm, directly put the person on his legs with his back to him, snapped, several times in a row, Zhao Xue Qingtian shouted tears about to burst out, "Your uncle!" Lao Tzu's ass is about to be slapped and bloom! ”
The more you fight in the blue cold day, the more addictive it becomes, this person's little ass is simply soft and elastic, and a few fart boards go down, and they are still trembling.
"You're an alien, are you still addicted? I can tell you, if you beat me, I'll keep you in a little notebook, and you won't think about it in this life! ”
Yu Lan Hantian smiled and said, "Since you say so, I'll type out the amount of the next life together."
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