Chapter 12: Zhang Fang and the Radio
I was less than three steps away from Zhang Fang's squatting position, and I couldn't help but glance at the corners of her exposed panties a few more times, shrunk my nose, and suddenly felt that the smell in the air was a little strange, fishy and fragrant.
Looking at Zhang Fang, I didn't dare to run away, for fear that she would be angry and splash a jar of water on me, so I had to lean on the big camphor tree and say with a smile.
"Fangzi, I didn't brush my teeth in the morning, but I didn't dare to eat at your house, you take out the radio, I'll show you outside!"
Radios were very fashionable at that time, and not everyone could afford them, and I helped her tinker a few times when I was studying, thinking that I would fix it, lest the short man come back and fight with me.
Zhang Fang seemed to be very disgusted with me for not brushing my teeth, vomited and then took a sip of water, gurgled a few times and spit it out, then stood up and stared at me, put the toothbrush into my hand and said.
"You're not disgusting, wait, I'll get you water and toothpaste!"
I was flattered to look at the toothbrush in my hand, put it under my nose and smelled it, it smelled very fragrant, thinking what do you mean by this, toothbrushes can't be shared by three-year-olds know that I don't want to have indirect skin to skin with you.
Raising my hand, I was about to lose the toothbrush, but I was afraid that Zhang Fang would come out and scold me, so I had to hold it in my hand and watch Zhang Fang come out with a white porcelain jar and toothpaste.
"Take" Zhang Fang stuffed the porcelain jar to me, then squeezed a lump of toothpaste on the toothbrush, looked at me and said, "Hurry up, my mother will let you in for breakfast!" ”
I was stunned, I didn't know whether to brush or not, Zhang Fang was very close to me at this time, I vaguely smelled the fragrance on her body, my face was hot, and I took three steps back, ready to put down the thing and turn around and run.
I don't know why, anyway, it happened that Widow Zhang passed by with a vegetable basket, looked at me and Zhang Fang smiling from ear to ear, and opened her voice and shouted.
"Fangzi, you two are in love, Shanzi is really blessed, look at you, this big ass, you will have a son!"
I immediately became anxious, turned my head to look at Widow Zhang and shouted, "Auntie, don't talk nonsense, the dwarf likes her, but I don't!" ”
Widow Zhang was taken aback, the basket almost fell off, she was stunned, hooked her head and left.
Zhang Fang was not ashamed, seeing that I didn't dare to brush my teeth, I stepped forward to grab my hand and was about to use it, I was worried that the water would splash out and wet my clothes, so I had to reluctantly take a sip of water, make do with brushing a few times, and then she pulled me up to the second floor.
To tell the truth, I have lived for more than ten years, and the second floor of Zhang Fang's house is the first time to come up, and before I have time to take a few looks, she pushed me to the balcony, and then went back to the room to bring me the radio.
"Look, yesterday was fine, but when I woke up in the morning, I screamed, and I couldn't hear the sound!"
I tinkered with her radio several times, it was the kind of radio that had very few bands, and I could only receive a few units, so I took it and took a look, buckled the battery down and pinched it, and looked at her and said.
"Bring two batteries!"
Zhang Fang ran downstairs, I took a look at the clothes drying on the balcony, a large piece of green, among which hung a few beautiful briefs, the corners were showing hollow petals, I thought that this might be Zhang Fang's, ready to take it off and take a look, before I passed, her mother stood downstairs, looking at me and shouting.
"Shanzi, what are you doing when you run up and make trouble, come down and eat!"
I thought to myself that it was good that I didn't stretch out my hand, otherwise I wouldn't be able to wash it when I jumped into the Yellow River, and was about to go down, when Zhang Fang walked over with a bowl of steaming noodles.
"You dead man, take it, burn me to death!"
I was startled, hurriedly threw down the radio, reached out to take it, looked at her in my hand and said, "What are you doing, I don't make the radio for you to eat your noodles, you can eat it yourself, I'm not hungry!" ”
After saying that, I was about to stuff the noodles into her, but I didn't expect the porcelain bowl to suddenly become hot, so painful that I grinned, turned my head to look left and right, and saw no place to put it, in desperation, I turned around and put it on the balcony, and then shook my hand and jumped up in pain.
"What's the matter, I know it's hot, I'll serve it kindly, if you don't eat it, try it!"
I glared at her, so I had to take the chopsticks from the bowl, and the hot noodles were burning directly against the panties on the top, the panties were probably freshly washed, and a drop of water dripped into the bowl accurately, so I had to pick up the coal-like bowl and move it to the side.
Zhang Fang glanced at the drop of her underwear on my head, immediately felt a little embarrassed, blushed, turned around and took the clothes pole, took off the two swaying panties and stuffed them into her pocket.
"Eat quickly, make a mess after eating, my mother laid a poached egg for the village chief, and I hid it in your bowl!"
At that time, the people who could eat white noodles were rich people, not to mention that there were poached eggs in it, and I didn't care about the water dripping from my underwear at the time, so I took a few bites and ate the bowl of hot noodles.
How to say it, Fangzi's mother's noodles are better than those cooked by Widow Zhang, it may be that her family has opened a store, and there are more ingredients, green onions, ginger and garlic, monosodium glutamate, soy sauce or something, a bowl down, I can't get enough.
Zhang Fang giggled a few times, cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, I touched my mouth, and saw that half of her trouser legs were soaked, thinking that maybe the panties she stuffed into her pocket just now were not dry, smiled awkwardly, picked up the radio and tinkered.
Install the new battery, the radio is as good as ever, I patted it, and I didn't see any problems with it, the song "Dongfang Hong" was playing in it, and I immediately suspected that Zhang Fang knew that there was no power, and turned me upstairs!
Thinking of this, I not only shivered, but also glanced up at the place where the underwear was hanging, and ran downstairs as if running for my life, Zhang Fang may have gone to wash the dishes, and did not come out to stop me.
Fleeing to the outside of the shop, Zhang Fang and his old man saw me coming out, and hurriedly brought me a chair, I thought that the cigarette I took yesterday had not been paid, so I reached out and took out a twenty yuan and stuffed it for him.
"You kid, where is my uncle sorry for you, you stuff money to me, isn't that harming me, Fangzi works in the back kitchen in the village, and you won't have to take care of it in the future, I gave you yesterday's cigarettes!"
Fangzi's father seemed to know that I was about to become the village chief, I stuffed it for a long time, and he said that he would not take any money, and in desperation, I had to scare him and said.
"Isn't it harmful for me if you don't want money, I'm just taking office, if I have a reputation for corruption and bribery, how can I take care of my aunt, and if I don't get it, I will have to suffer a lawsuit!"
The small shop is the main activity place in the village, how can Fangzi and her father not know the doorway in the officialdom, seeing that I said it is reasonable and well-founded, he no longer shirked and accepted twenty yuan, but he suddenly took my hand and patted the back of my hand and said.
"Shanzi, Fangzi is also a big boss, nesting at home all day long, and not afraid of mold, I think that you two have a good relationship, it is better to marry you!"
I was taken aback, I was just suspected that Zhang Fang had a crush on me, but I didn't expect her to encourage Lao Tzu to kiss, if I hadn't agreed to the dwarf in advance, I was afraid that I would have agreed on the spot.
"Uncle, this can't be done, a few of the village chiefs have a good end, these ten miles and eight townships, you can also take a look, which one is not a dead wife and child, Fangzi is a good girl, we can't harm her!"
In fact, I successfully bluffed her father, although the village cadres in Shili and Eight Townships are all widowers, but it is not because of being a village cadre, but because of the past war, the wife and children died, scattered, and I was not in the mood to start a family after returning to my hometown to work.
Of course, I frightened her father, but I didn't bluff her, I was chatting on the head, the second floor was brushed, a basin of water was poured down, Zhang Fang stood on the balcony with a basin, and yelled at me angrily.
"Shanzi, this is what you said, I don't regret selling medicine in the future"
I can't know what Zhang Fang was thinking, but I can be sure that she was very angry and angry, grabbed the basin, and smashed it down on me.
I was ashamed of her, and I didn't hide, thinking that letting her smash it to relieve my anger was compensation, and the stainless steel basin fell on my head with a bang, smashing my eyes!
"Girl, you can't rebel, go back and let your mother clean you up!"
Her father jumped up, crossed his waist, looked at Zhang Fang on the balcony and scolded, and then touched my forehead and asked me with concern.
"It's okay Shanzi, this Nizi is crazy, don't take it to heart, I'll clean her up when I go back!"
I was like a chicken in soup, my whole body was wet, this Zhang Fang didn't know what water was poured, it tasted very bitter, I was wearing my newly bought jeans, I bent down and twisted a few handfuls in pain, and I didn't expect to find a black hair that was not very long in the place where the ripples were covered.
"Uncle, I'm fine, Fangzi is not too young, don't always beat her and scold her, I'll let the dwarf accompany him to the county to play and relax!"
After that, I wondered if this was bath water or shampoo, and what was the matter with the hair? Zhang Fang didn't know what was crazy on the balcony, and suddenly smashed the black radio again.
Maybe she knew that the radio couldn't smash people, so she didn't throw it at my head, I heard the sound and turned my head to look, the black radio had cracked, I smiled, reached out and picked it up and put it in my arms.
Fangzi's father didn't seem to think much of the short man, and his face was a little ugly, and when he saw me pick up the broken radio, he said busily.
"It's all broken, throw it away, I'll buy you a new one another day!"
I shook my head and said that it could still be used when I was tinkering, so let him not break the bank, and return to the reservoir after dropping a sentence, and I happened to meet Widow Zhang killing fish there!
"Shanzi, come here, my aunt has something to ask you!"
I thought that they were all villagers, and I didn't think about it so much, and only after I went over did I know that she was persuading me to be good with Fangzi, and I had already decided on this matter, and I didn't take her words to heart.
Seeing that it was almost noon, I wanted to go home, but Widow Zhang grabbed me and asked me to go back with her, saying that I would eat below.
"Auntie, eat below in the morning, eat below at noon, you better let me go!"
Widow Zhang smiled mysteriously, stuffed a basket of fish into my hand, pulled me away, and said in her mouth!
"Can this be compared? Aunt and Fangzi are not the same taste, you want to eat it again! ”