Chapter 69: The Survival Test
If it's really for Xiao to kill, why bother?!
Xue He stepped forward and grabbed her wrist: "The Buddha said: Turn back to the shore!" As long as you have the heart to repent, it's never too late! …… Go, you go back with me and return the Yuan Shen in person! I'll keep you safe! ”
She still shook her head.
Xue He said firmly: "Believe me, there will be a solution to everything!" Don't talk about death and death all the time! Where's that getting worse?! Don't worry, although the eight of their brothers are all unreasonable dead straight men, and me! Even if I can't make sense, my master will definitely help you! ”
Xue Yun sighed silently: "As soon as I get out of the Ghost Valley, whether it is the heavenly officials of the Heavenly Court or the ghosts of the underworld, they will all seek my demonic energy to subdue me." My life and death are trivial matters, and if I hurt his primordial spirit, it will really be an unforgivable sin. ”
Xue He looked at her at this time and felt a little distressed.
thought that she had hated her fourth brother from love to hatred, but she didn't expect that she would only care about his safety when she was at stake. I thought that I would have to take a lot of words to persuade peace in this matter, but I didn't expect that Xue Yun would be such a reasonable person. It's a pity, I don't know what stupid things the fourth brother has said, how can he fight her? And finally gave her all your life?
Such a good pair is almost about to be broken apart by fate - no, to be precise, not by fate, but by a group of stinky singles who are simple-minded and don't understand women at all.
Xue He sighed in his heart and looked at her confidently:
"I've got my own way to take you out!"
Wushan old monster's medicine is good in the end, open the cork, just blow so lightly, a thick mist rises within a radius of 100 miles, and you can't see anyone face to face. Even though the wind was still blowing on the ground, the fog did not dissipate, and the wind swept into a huge whirlpool, enveloping everything in it.
Xuehe waited for the fog to become a momentum before holding Zhuyun's hand: "Let's go!" ”
Seeing that the sky was about to dawn in a few hours, everyone stayed in the small dilapidated house and did not sleep all night.
Shu Hai had nothing to do, so he asked the fifth child about the cup of snow and stopping the clouds repeatedly, and finally said: "Your brothers, alas. ”
"Senior, if you have something to say, you can say it directly!"
Shu Hai rubbed his hands together, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Speaking of your master, the wind god Hua Lie thought that he was also a handsome and dashing and graceful character back then, and he fascinated thousands of beautiful girls in the heavenly court, how can he teach you a group of elm pimples who don't understand the amorous feelings?!" ”
"Eh, old thing! Don't beat them all to death! ”
The grub is not convinced.
"Bending doesn't count!"
Shu Hai glared back, and pointed at the people in front of him with his hand: "You talk about you, just flirt with my sister for this little, and let you make it to pieces!" almost killed two people! ”
Even Qin Bai, who was lying on the ground, coughed twice in embarrassment.
"Actually, this should be, it's a mistake......
Jun Qi looked at the sky through the hole in the roof and said as if talking to himself.
"Accidental injury? Are you really old and dizzy? ”
Shu Hai sneered, pointed to their noses one by one and said, "Look at your cowardice one by one!" If you can't solve the problem in front of you, you want to take a shortcut? Bah! ”
Everyone looked at the gluttony, and they all bowed their heads and did not speak.
"Don't underestimate this little thing about flirting with girls, that represents the highest wisdom of mankind!" Shu Hai is a serious way.
Jiaotu said impatiently: "It's my business." ”
"Tough mouth? …… Look at your own virtue, you hang out with this group of stinky men all day long, with flying knives hidden everywhere all over your body, and you will cut people if you don't agree with each other! Is there still a little bit of a girl's look? ”
Shu Hai is really unceremonious to teach people.
"Huh? You old monster! When will it be your turn to take care of your aunt's affairs? ”
Jiaotu didn't care who he was, his eyes widened, and he rolled up his sleeves and stood up to reason with him.
"Forget it, you let him speak."
Pu Jiao hurriedly held her down and persuaded: "Immortal Venerable's original intention was to scold our brother for being useless, it's none of your business, it's none of your business." ”
Jiao Tu wanted to say something, but when he saw that the third brother kept waving his hand and making his eyes, he reluctantly gave up.
To appease the trouble-provoking ninth sister, Pu Lao turned around and saluted Shu Hai with a smile.
Pu Lao has always been a modest and cautious person, and he has long heard that Zhu Shixian Venerable has a high rank and a strange temper, which is very different from other immortals. Looking at his expression, I want to use his identity to ridicule these juniors for fun? Not really! With his experience and means, there must be a solution to the immediate trouble; Now that the tenant is not there, Qin Bai is injured again, and the matter of finding a Tartar to borrow troops has basically reached a deadlock - if you can behave like Xuehe, it would be a good thing to ask this old fairy for a countermeasure:
"Listen to the teachings of the Immortal Venerable, and I am willing to hear them in detail."
"You're clever."
Shu Hai narrowed his eyes, but his gaze stayed on the glutton: "Old Five, you say, which one is more beautiful?" ”
Tao Tao was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't know what he wanted to ask, so he replied without thinking:
"A cup of snow."
Shu Hai turned his head, faced Qin Bai, who was lying flat on the ground, and asked, "If Xue He comes back with those two beautiful banshees and asks you this question later, what do you say?" ”
"Of course, Madame is the most beautiful."
Be dumbfounded. Is this too outlined?
Shu Hai rarely showed an expression of appreciation, and then turned to everyone with disdain: "He is really stronger than all of you." ”
The crowd was not convinced: "What are you?" Rhetoric? ”
"But I'm telling the truth."
Qin Bai refuted in a low voice.
Shu Hai stroked his palms and laughed: "Textbook demonstration!" ”
"Sour!"
"It's very sour."
Shu Hai glared and said, "Nonsense! If you don't have the sour smell of love, where did you little cubs come from? Bah! ”
Gluttony pointed at Qin Bai and sneered: "He's a good mouth, did you forget it when he was sewn just now?" Xue Mei really didn't leave a trace of mercy! That's it, you still let us learn? ”
"You're really brainless!"
Shu Hai glanced at him: "Xuehe is really annoyed with him, as soon as he came in, he saw two people lying on the ground, why did she leave her brother and just look at his injuries first?" If it's really ruthless, just throw it aside and just don't see it, why bother sewing him with a needle? ”
"That's a good word, that's ......"
Then I don't want to be sewn either!
"Hey, boy."
Shu Hai said to Qin Bai: "The girl is so ruthless, can you annoy her?" ”
Shaking his head vigorously: "I'm just afraid that she will ignore me." ”
Shu Hai smiled and said to everyone: "So you don't understand. ”
"Is that a standard answer?" Gluttony is not convinced by the airway.
"It doesn't matter what the standard answer is, but it's certainly the answer your woman loves to hear."
Gluttony said disdainfully: "Flim flam! This is clearly a trick to fool people. ”
Shu Hai sarcastically said: "Your brother has an idea with you, so he is already lying there!" If it weren't for my Corpse Fixing Pill, even if he got his Yuan Shen back, he would only be reincarnated, and he would no longer be your original brother. ”
"Don't say that!"
Gluttony was even more unconvinced, and pointed at Qin Bai: "Your standard answer is to lie down here!" But no matter how important my hand is, he won't even have a chance to be reincarnated! ”
Shu Hai nodded: "That's right!" Then the brothers have to take turns to bring you food to Yanjiao Mountain, right? ”
Choked on a word.
Yanjiao Mountain is a prison where mortal immortals are imprisoned, and immortals who make mistakes in the heavens and are demoted are sometimes sent to serve their sentences.
Pu Jiao patted him on the back, meaning that he would not be allowed to collide with Shu Hai again, so the gluttony had to keep his mouth shut obediently.
"Men and women are not the same creatures."
Shu Hai saw that he stopped talking, so he continued: "Men usually only pay attention to the matter itself, pay attention to the truth and reason; And women not only care about the truth, but also want you to please her with the truth. So, for men like you who admit death, it's quite difficult to deal with women. ”
Some of the people pouted and some shrugged their shoulders, obviously still not very agreeing with what he said.
Shu Hai smiled and narrowed his eyes into a slit, twisted a few sparse mustaches under his chin and said: "If you can successfully please a woman, like this kid, his wisdom will obviously surpass that of you single dogs in official skins; If he can successfully please all women, then he is really omnipotent. ”
This time, even Pu Lao shook his head, saying that he couldn't agree.
Qin Bai hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, old immortal, I don't have this ambition!" I just need Snow River alone! ”
"You think too much, I'm not talking about you."
Shu Hai glanced at him with great disgust, and said, "Since the establishment of the Heavenly Court, the Heavenly Rules have expressly forbidden the private affairs of men and women. He is the only one, and the romance has spread all over the Three Realms and has been known to everyone, but there is no woman to sue him for his black state-the woman of the heavenly court, which one is not a fairy with seven tricks in her heart and eight exquisite faces? can make every woman obedient to him, and you still say that this is not a great ability? ”
Qin Bai was suddenly a little dumbfounded: "Among the immortals in the sky, there are still such characters?" ”
Everyone was embarrassed when they heard this, their eyes lowered and looked down at the ground, and they were silent.
Shu Hai smiled: "Of course there is!" Moreover, this person is in a high position and has the trust of the Emperor of Heaven. Not only was he the commander of the Golden Guard, but also the commander of 200,000 heavenly soldiers - you say, does he have the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth? ”
Qin Bai nodded vigorously in surprise.
"It's a pity that he has accepted a total of ten apprentices in his life, and none of them have been passed on to him, alas."
Shu Hai sighed deliberately, looked at everyone, and everyone was ashamed and dodged; In the end, his gaze fell on the corpse that had lost its primordial spirit:
"If your master knew that you had a lawsuit for a woman's life, I wonder if you would be so angry that you vomited blood?"
gluttony flattened his mouth and said: "Daddy taught us to be well-behaved and upright; A-Niang taught us the formation, and the master taught us all the skills, but no one has ever taught us what you said......"
"Your father taught you right, being a man is to have a good character, which is also the most important, but it definitely didn't make you talk and do things, and you are annoying everywhere!"
"Hmm."
"Please also ask the Immortal Venerable to show the way."
Pu Jiao blushed and pleaded cheekily - the sarcasm is almost as sarcastic, isn't it? It's time to give something dry, right?