Cha Xiaolou's brain circuit is different from that of normal people.

With her current IQ, she will definitely not be able to see through the people who are transparent in the mortal world, let alone understand the vulgarity and reason that Ma San said.

She is different from Situ You.

She has lived for sixteen years, and she basically doesn't use her brains much except for fighting wits and courage with her brother Zha Hao.

Even Zha Hao let her.

The young man in his early twenties, whose parents did not accumulate any worldly industrial wealth, started from scratch, and now has three game companies and a studio specializing in the development of two-dimensional peripherals.

It's not as good as the gold-absorbing aircraft carrier of the Bai Group.

It is also incomparable with Chen Haoran's business that has not seen the light, but can make money every day.

But if it weren't for the family motto, this young man who was not doing the right thing and was a hanger would be enough to drive a luxury car, live in a luxury house, be a star, and be drunk for a lifetime.

The old ghost gentleman who used to follow the old lady of the Cha family, then followed the old man, and then followed Cha Muzhi, his face was pale and full of ghostly spirit.

Sixty years have passed, and the appearance has not changed.

How the old ghost gets along with his grandfather, Cha Xiaolou doesn't know.

But she had seen with her own eyes that the old ghost and her grandfather pointed at their noses and scolded in the middle of the night.

The old ghost was quite polite to Cha Muzhi, but when he started the fire, he had a straight face, and he couldn't see anyone for half a month.

is the only one who is so respectful that Zha Xiaolou is jealous. When you open your mouth, you must address the young master, and you must bend down when you speak.

Zha Xiaolou was depressed, he was a dragon who recognized the lord and was a person of great luck.

Even if the old ghost grandfather is respectful, he should face her.

Anyway, every time there is a quarrel, every time there is a fight, it must be Zha Hao who suffers.

Anyway, there are a lot of careful tricks, and Zha Hao can't see through it, or he deliberately can't see through it, and she doesn't know how many times.

The Cha family let this little girl go, which caused her to often mess around now.

Cha Xiaolou wanted to mess around again.

Her phone rang, and her eyes lit up when she saw the message on WeChat.

This chick ran all the way out of the peach orchard.

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening, and she found a quiet place to sit at KFC and wait for her cousin.

She has two cousins, a cousin.

The aunt wanted a son, and gave birth to a girl in her first child, but later for some reason, she couldn't have another child. She belongs to the kind of person who is deeply poisoned by feudal society, and she is determined that if she does not give birth to a son to her eldest uncle's family, she is indebted. But there is no way to regenerate, the matter is already a foregone conclusion, and only one can be adopted.

The second aunt's family is just a girl.

The cousin in the early stage of foundation building that Cha Xiaolou said before was the one from the second aunt's family.

Three years ago, my aunt's family sent her to the dustless cliff to practice with a famous teacher. I never expected to come back this time.

The eldest cousin Qin Luan has not yet arrived, and Cha Xiaolou is bored and swiping his mobile phone.

Suddenly, I found a post: I did the most deadly thing after a few hours.

The following reply to brush the building, all are: laxatives, roosters, bathhouses, half a year off.

What the heck?

What kind of meme is this?

Zha Xiaolou curiously searched for these keywords, and after reading them, he laughed, completely ignoring the eyes of others.

After laughing, Zha Xiaolou suddenly had a flash of inspiration and came up with a clever plan.

Huang Xiaoyu wants to give his grandfather wine as a birthday gift.

The wine was handed over to Ma San to be in charge of brewing.

Ma San is a mortal, she can't beat Huang Xiaoyu, hide from Ma San, and do something in the wine, it's still easy.

For example, laxatives?

Dad wants to save face the most, if he drinks wine with laxatives and pulls his pants in public, haha, he definitely has to find trouble with that stinky fish.

The two uncles drank it, and they were about to go crazy.

Ordinary laxatives certainly won't work.

But the eldest cousin is here.

What is Dustless Cliff?

It's a well-known alchemy holy place. The supernatural power exercises in that place may not be very powerful, but there are not too many strange pills.

A handsome and elegant girl walked in, flicked it on Cha Xiaolou's head, and said with a smile: "Girl, what are you thinking, so distracted?" ”

Zha Xiaolou couldn't wait to ask: "Eldest sister, is there any kind of pill that can make people diarrhea?" ”

Qin Luan was stunned: "Yes, yes, what do you want to do that?" ”

Zha Xiaolou: "Hurry up...... Give me a ...... No, give me ten or eight. There's a bastard bullying me, and I'm going to fix him. ”

Qin Luan: "Could it be your brother?" ”

Zha Xiaolou gritted his teeth: "It's even more hateful than my brother." ”

Qin Luan: "Do you want me to help you beat him?" ”

Zha Xiaolou: "Sister, what are you cultivating now?" ”

Qin Luan: "Build the foundation at the pinnacle." ”

Zha Xiaolou thought for a while: "Well, forget it." He has a powerful magic weapon, and he doesn't need to make a move at all to kill those in the middle stage of foundation building. Give me two hundred of those pills. ”

Qin Luan glanced at her: "Silly girl, are you a pill a capsule in the mortal world?" Machine production, I don't know how many a few a day? This belly cleansing pill can only be refined three in one furnace. It takes at least a month to refine a furnace. There are hundreds of steps, and none of them can go wrong. And there are three strains of thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum. Two hundred? You really dare to open your mouth, and if you sell your eldest sister, you won't be able to exchange it for two hundred pills. I only have one, do you want it? ”

"If you want to ......" Zha Xiaolou took the belly cleansing pill, the size of a mung bean, white and crystalline, and the appearance is good, but it is too small: "Sister, how is this effect?" ”

Qin Luan: "If you don't reach the realm of transforming into gods, you can't bear it at all." And this elixir is extremely powerful, don't underestimate this small grain, it can make everyone in the entire Jiangcheng leak for three days. And there is no way to expel the effect of the drug, the more the spiritual power is used, the faster the effect of the drug will occur. You use it carefully, just dip it in water, if you don't have a deep hatred, don't let people prostrate. ”

Zha Xiaolou smiled evilly, thinking about bad things in his heart, and changed the topic: "Eldest sister, what about Qin Shou's eldest cousin?" Why didn't I come with you? ”

Qin Luan: "My brother is going to see a friend, and he will come in a while." ”

……

On the outskirts of Jiangcheng, in the mountains, in a dense forest that is inaccessible, three people stand in the shadows, sneaky.

A middle-aged man, wrapped in a black robe.

But the exposed hands and face were all dark red corpse spots.

It is only possible for a person to have a corpse spot after death, but this person is alive.

Beside him, there was also a young man, in his thirties, who also had faint corpse spots, and a pair of eyes, cloudy and white, as if he had been dead for a long time.

Standing in front of the two was none other than Zha Xiaolou's eldest cousin Qin Shou.

The middle-aged man handed Qin Shou an eyeball and said, "Find a chance to soak in the wine." This is the eyeball of a thousand-year-old bloody corpse, and the poison gas is so heavy that no one can solve it except me. ”

Qin Shou took his eyeballs, gritted his teeth, and said, "Walking Corpse Daoist, remember your promise to me. After the matter is completed, you take away the Song celadon of my second aunt's family, and the others kill them, but my sister Qin Luan wants to leave it to me. ”

Walking Corpse: "Don't worry, you will be my disciple in the future." How could I have done you wrong? It's just a woman, can you turn the world around if you keep it? You have liked her for so many years, and you will naturally be fulfilled as a teacher. ”

The beast nodded, bowed, and turned away.

(End of chapter)