Chapter 105: Is My Sister Beautiful?
Ye Dou had already prepared, and suddenly looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and his acting skills were fully open, as if he was back in the winter of that year: "I remember when I was ten years old, the weather was freezing, and I once met an old beggar who was dying, and I bought a KFC and gave it to the old beggar, and the old beggar was very happy, so he taught me a set of practice methods, and pressed his hand on my head, which made my whole body hot, and since then I have found that I have more internal strength, I remember that kung fu is called Pure Yang Tongzi Gong." ”
"Pure Yang Tongzi Gong, isn't this a bloody routine in martial arts novels?"
When Lord Luo heard this, she shouted in her heart that she was going to see the hell, and she shook her head slightly: "Don't mention the beggars, through the fight just now, I found that there are more flaws in your martial arts." ”
"Lots of flaws?"
Ye Dou was slightly startled and looked at the red palm print on his chest.
Lord Luo nodded and looked at the other party strangely: "Although you know the inner kung fu, and your skills are pure, and your strength is very great, my dark energy can defuse your attack, after all, my blood contains spiritual power." ”
"The strange thing is that your internal strength seems to be mixed with an extremely strong and explosive power, like thunder and fire, which is as domineering as thunder and fire, making it difficult for people to resist and making you difficult to control, this is not like the so-called pure yang child skill. ”
After hearing this, Ye Dou's heart sank.
This beauty hall master not only has extremely high martial arts, but also has extremely strong vision, and he can see the internal strength attribute of the wedding dress magic skill at a glance.
"Ahem, in fact, I haven't finished my previous words yet, the old beggar gave me a red pill before he died, and asked me to eat it after I have achieved cultivation, but I ate it too early, and after eating, my internal strength became domineering and difficult to control, and I often felt uncomfortable. ”
Ye Dou continued to justify himself.
Under his acting skills, the details of his eye movements are in place, and what he plays is what he is, and it is basically impossible for people to see that he is acting.
No way, professional veteran actors, actor possessed.
"Red elixir, could it be that old beggar a qi practitioner?"
The Lord of the Luo Hall was suspicious, his face was a little solemn, and his eyebrows furrowed: "The ancient qi practitioners have long since withered, I didn't expect that there are still people, if they can refine the pill, they should be Daomen qi practitioners." ”
"May I ask Hall Master Luo, what flaws did you say just now that there are flaws in my martial arts?" Ye Dou asked.
"There is a bit of a conflict between your footwork and your palms, especially when the two are at their best. Lord Luo said.
Ye Dou was stunned for a moment.
yes
The powerful Vajra palm is a Buddhist kung fu, the moves are simple and direct, strong and majestic.
The Lingbo micro-step is a light skill of the Daomen, which is calculated and evolved according to the 8864 hexagrams, and the footwork is light and agile, dodging and moving, and unpredictable.
These two kinds of kung fu are not quite right in nature, and once you perform them at the same time, the conflict between the two is even more obvious.
In fact, he had already noticed this, but there was no way to improve it.
There is no way, the martial arts I have learned are still too little, the time for immersion in the way of martial arts is too short, and I don't know enough about it, so there is no way to solve the conflict problem for the time being.
To put it bluntly, it's because that kind of high-imitation fake cheats can't be bought on the market.
"I suggest you use the two separately, or choose a few different kinds of martial arts to match. Lord Luo suggested.
"Choose a few more martial arts. Ye Dou was silent.
He doesn't have a channel to get a fake martial arts cheats now, do you want to go to Xinhua Bookstore or a used book stall or something another day to take a look?
"Actually, you can learn martial arts from me?" said Lord Luo suddenly.
"What, what does Hall Master Luo mean......?" Ye Dou asked.
"In fact, there are many martial arts that have been handed down from ancient times to the present day in my family, and I am also a descendant of a martial arts family, and I also have a lot of martial arts secrets in my family...... It's just that our Luo family's martial arts are not passed on. ”
Hall Lord Luo smiled.
"The ...... that doesn't spread"
Ye Dou was not a fool, he could naturally hear such an obvious hint from Hall Master Luo, and simply said, "What does Gang Master Luo mean to do ......with me?"
Isn't there an unspoken rule?
If there are unspoken rules, I Ye someone will definitely be willing, and I promise to satisfy my sister.
A flush appeared on the face of the Luo Hall Master, and he smiled beautifully, and his eyes were meaningful.
"Because martial arts are easy to pass on, unless you become the son-in-law of the Luo family, you have no chance to learn those long-lost martial arts, you must know that those lost martial arts are extraordinary, not much worse than the martial arts you are practicing now, if you want, I have a sister who looks good and has a good figure, one day I have the opportunity to introduce to you, as long as you cultivate to achieve positive results......"
"What? Cultivation is a positive result......
Ye Dou almost didn't bite his tongue, he just thought that Luo Dian was mainly accepting apprentices, but the other party wanted to introduce his sister to him, and he had to get married before he could learn martial arts.
This was really unexpected.
I just don't know how beautiful this Luo Dian's sister is, and how good her figure is, if there is such a strong figure and face as Luo Dianzhu, it is possible to get rich by herself.
He didn't know that Lord Luo himself was also thinking about accepting apprentices, but after fighting with Ye Dou, he felt that the difference in skill between the two was not too big, and although the opponent's palm and footwork were conflicting, they were indescribably subtle.
Accepting such a person as an apprentice, I'm afraid she won't be able to teach the other party too much, and it is naturally reluctant to be a master, but the other party is a martial arts wizard, wouldn't it be a pity to let the other party go like this.
Therefore, she suddenly had an idea and decided to introduce her sister who had been single for many years to the other party, anyway, her sister likes this muscular little fresh meat.
"Ye Dou, this is a photo of my sister, isn't it beautiful?" Lord Luo simply reached out and picked up a step fruit mobile phone from the table, and clicked on the photo to show the other party.
Ye Dou stretched his neck and took a look, and saw that the woman in the photo had big breasts and big buttocks, she felt cute, her appearance was indeed very beautiful, her figure was domineering, the convex place was convex, and the concave place was concave, and she was seven or eight points similar to the Lord of the Luo Palace, and she was definitely a beauty.
It's just that...... Just look closely, the other party has obvious crow's feet at the corners of his eyes, and his figure is not as clear as that of a young girl, some are too plump, and the purple dress he is wearing is also a little too mature, and he is estimated to be in his thirties.
"Hall Master Luo, can you ask, how old is your sister this year?" Ye Dou asked subconsciously.
"My sister is forty-four years old this year, how is it, the maintenance is very good, there are many men chasing her, but she is a martial arts idiot who is not a martial arts genius and does not marry, she should like you very much. Lord Luo said to himself.
Forty-four?
Eldest sister, you dare to introduce this to me.
Forty-year-old women, they are all tigresses who eat meat every day.
No matter how good my body is, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist the other party's demand for meat every day.
Slowly, as if something was wrong.
He immediately asked, "Dare to ask Hall Master Luo this year?"
"I hate it, how can you ask so directly. ”
Hall Master Luo pursed his red lips and said with a light smile: "You shouldn't guess, in fact, I am sixty-two years old this year. ”
"Sister Luo, Aunt Luo, Aunt Luo, Grandma Luo......" Ye Dou Chrysanthemum tightened, shocked, and finally couldn't help but scream.
A woman is like a tiger at forty, and she can suck soil when she sits on the ground at fifty, so what can a woman at sixty suck?
"Who's your name grandma?"
Lord Luo Dian's eyebrows were locked, and killing intent burst out in his beautiful eyes.
"Mistaken, slip of the tongue!"
Ye Douhu's body was shocked, and he hurriedly changed his tone: "Sister Luo has a beautiful appearance, is beautiful, loved by everyone, sees flowers blooming, and has a great sense of humor, you are a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old girl at all, why do you have to say that you are a lot older, don't joke." ”
The killing intent of the Luo Hall Lord was somewhat restrained, and he raised his eyebrows: "This is the result of cultivating spiritual power, my blood has an extremely high content of spiritual power, so it is difficult to age in my appearance, and my lifespan will be very long." ”
"Ahem, I didn't expect spiritual power to have such a miraculous effect. ”
Ye Dou sighed, and then deliberately diverted the topic: "Sister Luo, can you do me a favor?"
"Say it. ”
"Can you advance my salary for a month, and I'm so hungry, do you have a working meal here?"
Lord Luo: "......"