Chapter 117: Colored Moss (Six Watches)
At that moment, Chen Hui was shy, like a pink bud that had just been revealed, it made people feel pity and heartache when they looked at it, thinking of Fang Cai's skin-to-skin kiss, I felt a little guilty, reached out and took her, and comforted.
"It's okay Hui'er, don't be afraid, when we go back, we will be together!"
Chen Hui grinned, grabbed my arm and bit it, and then said shyly.
"I'm not afraid, what's there to be afraid of, sooner or later it's your person, it's just that these mosses are too weird, and the way of reproducing offspring is so strange and shameless, compared to what you have!"
Smiled, pulled her, and walked up the steps, with a fire stick in his hand, these strange moss ziba died down after a few clicks, and after coming up, he turned around and looked at the bonfire burning underground, and suddenly felt a kind of pleasure of dominating the world, and couldn't help but open his arms, hold up the torch and shout.
"Wait for you!"
When the dwarf saw that I was so funny, he also knelt on the ground with a smile, looked at me, grinned his cheeks, and shouted with spittle.
"Long live my emperor, long live, haha...... How does the emperor feel, Brother Shan, let's change positions, you call me long live! ”
Childlike innocence was overflowing, and the dwarf wanted to play such a childish game, so I kicked him, kicked him, and pointed to the moss on the steps.
"How fucking old are you, look below, Lao Tzu almost died before he climbed up, quickly get the emperor's pupil down for me, Lao Tzu still has to find the bald head!"
Kicked by me, scolded by me, the short man was a little unhappy on his face, hooked his head and didn't speak, turned on the flashlight, turned around and wandered around, remembering that he touched Chen Hui's ass, I couldn't wait to kick him down.
Chen Hui kept holding my hand and didn't dare to let go, a pair of eyes like a thief, turning very hard, looking at the front and back, left and right, I approached her ear, wanted to kiss her, but she didn't think she cleverly dodged, pointing to an urn in front of her and said.
"It's ......"
At first glance, Weng is not brilliant, gray glaze, two small ends, the middle of the big standing on the ground, the mouth of the sealing mud lightning struck a very thick layer of ash, I think of the urn in the South Gate Mountain, hurriedly took out the waist card in the pocket, stared at the urn said.
"Shorty, come here and break this urn, I see a lot of stuff in it!"
The dwarf ran over, took out a wood knife, and smashed it at the urn, and after a few crisp sounds, the bones in the urn fell to the ground with a thud.
I don't know what method the ancients used, this skeleton is quite well preserved, the eyes and nose are clearly visible, but the body is not dressed, the crotch is estimated to be too small, rotten to the size of a finger, I walked up, turned on the flashlight to check carefully, and finally found the second Zhongshan Wang Shang waist card in the hand of the corpse.
The king of Zhongshan still has three sons, and I have only gathered two pieces, which is not worth being happy about, but the dwarf man is very happy, and he hugs me when he comes up, and wants to kiss me when he closes his mouth, and he still says shameless words in his mouth.
"Brother Shan is amazing, damn it, Lao Tzu admires it, these are all colorful and big tickets, Lao Tzu wants to raise a hundred mothers-in-law, and be a groom every night!"
After living with the dwarf for many years, I learned today that his ideal was to sleep with a mother-in-law, and my purpose in life was that only beauty and money could not be disappointed, and in comparison, his ideal of a hundred mother-in-law was obviously much more noble than mine.
"You're not afraid that the chickens will run out, and there will be a hundred, I can tell you, if you don't like Zhang Fang, don't delay her, save the Yin Cao Mansion, Aunt Zhang will trouble our brothers!"
After saying that, I raised my head, ready to breathe out unpleasantly, but I almost scared my soul out of the rescue, and there was a huge head hanging from the top of the tall tomb, and the two eyes in it were the imperial pupils that I had been looking for for a long time.
From my point of view, I can't be sure what the pair of eyeballs are made of, but looking at the size of a fist, even ordinary jade is worth a lot of money, I pointed to the head and said to the dwarf.
"Don't wander around, where is the emperor's pupil, you go up and get it down, take one of these beads, I will share one with Chen Hui, go quickly!"
The dwarf gave me the flashlight, spit on his hand and rubbed it, and then stared at the huge head and spun in place, probably trying to figure out a way, his brain is not good, I guess I can't think of one, two, three, I shook my head, pointed to the uneven rock wall and said.
"Don't think about it, climb over the rock wall, with your outstretched hand, don't tell me I can't do it!"
After all, it is a place where the dead live, the top is not too high, it is more than four meters, the short man is a practitioner, he can shrink his bones, and his hands are also strong, he walked under the rock wall, grinned and climbed up.
Five short figures, both hands and feet, he is like a gecko, a few breaths to touch the top, I wanted to throw the rope to him, but he couldn't wait, actually climbed upside down on the top, I thought this might be the legendary upside-down golden hook.
"Tsk, this dwarf is born to be a thief's material, and no one can climb it!"
Chen Hui leaned on my shoulder, looked at the dwarf on the top, and praised it, I smiled, looked at her and said: "Condescendingly, this little bit of goods on your chest has been seen by the dwarf, and you dare to raise your head, cover it quickly!" ”
She was taken aback, and hurriedly lowered her head and covered her chest, and I saw that the dwarf was about to get there, so I pulled her away a little, and looked up and said to the dwarf.
"Get the whole head off, get the eyeballs down!"
"Don't stand and talk without back pain, you have the ability to come up and try it, this thing is a stone, you think it's tofu scum?"
The dwarf responded to me, while feeling out the wood knife to cut the chain, making a loud noise, maybe it was a long time, a few knives down, the huge head fell down, a loud bang, smashed the ground into dust, and the dwarf was happy, aimed at the head and jumped down, I was worried that he would fall and hurt, and hurriedly rushed over, but he got up and said with a smile.
"Look at your appearance, Lao Tzu has practiced a lot of kung fu, just this height, cut ......"
Thumbs up, thumbs up a few times, walk up and look around the head, just in the fall I don't think, but now it is a coffin, the huge brain has a circle of gaps, it looks like it can be opened.
was full of suspicion, but the dwarf reached out and pulled out the eyeballs in his basin-sized sockets, as if staring at a slender woman, showed a greedy smile, and said with a drooling voice.
"Damn, such a big bead, bigger than Lao Tzu's fist, how much is it worth!"
My eyes were also attracted by the beads in the dwarf's hand, the dark green light was very soft, and there was indescribable comfort in my eyes, when I reached out and was about to pull out the other one, Chen Hui shouted.
"Don't move, there's breathing in there......"
(End of chapter)