Chapter 304: Jealousy with a Dog
"Who said you saints can't have men? International jokes, women can't do without men, and men can't do without women, as a dog, you will never understand. Shao Yitian said.
When the puppy heard Shao Yitian call it Wangcai again, he barked twice angrily and said, "Boy, our saints of Zixiao Immortal Palace have always been unable to have men, and this is the rule set by the ancestor of our Zixiao Immortal Palace. Boy, if you dare to attack our holy maiden's idea, no one in heaven or on earth will be able to save you. ”
Damn, what kind of broken rules, Shao Yitian doesn't care what the rules of your Zixiao Immortal Palace are, Chong Guan is angry, if Shen Xue has himself in his heart and doesn't want to be this broken saintess, Shao Yitian will kill this Zixiao Immortal Palace and snatch Shen Xue back.
"Where is your Zixiao Immortal Palace?" asked Shao Yitian.
The puppy looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "Boy, what do you want to do?"
Shao Yitian walked to the puppy's side, grabbed the puppy, and said, "What do you say I want to do, of course I want to go to your Zixiao Immortal Palace to pay a visit." ”
"Boy, let go of this baby. The puppy struggled a few times, "Boy, I advise you not to beat our holy daughter's main master, as far as your current Jindan cultivation is concerned, even if you go to a hundred and a thousand, it is not enough to see, you still be a quiet beautiful man, don't disturb our holy woman's cultivation." ”
This dead dog's words are reasonable, Zixiao Immortal Palace is not much inferior to Kunlun Immortal Mountain, just relying on his cultivation in the Jindan period, if he wants to go to Zixiao Immortal Palace to snatch Shen Xue back, it is definitely a dream.
Of course, it may be true that Shen Xue is willing to come back with her, in case Shen Xue wants to be this saint?
Therefore, the top priority now is to cultivate hard, strive to improve the cultivation, and then even if you can't beat it, you can escape.
"You tell me where your Zixiao Immortal Palace is first?" Shao Yitian asked, although he couldn't go if he didn't cultivate enough, he had to find out the road conditions first.
The puppy said: "This baby doesn't know, this baby is also coming out for the first time, how do you know where Zixiao Immortal Palace is." Besides, even if you know the place of our Zixiao Immortal Palace, you won't be able to enter it, because our Zixiao Immortal Palace not only has an enchantment, but also a mountain sealing array, and you can't enter it at all, unless you have a Mahayana cultivation. ”
Shao Yitian roughly estimated that from the Jindan period to the Mahayana period, although there were only two great realms of Yuan Ying and God in between, the more the cultivation reached the end, the slower the progress, and some cultivators in these two great realms could not go further in their lives.
Grandma's, according to what this dead dog said, wouldn't it take years, decades, or even hundreds of years to see Shen Xue?
"Boy, so I still advise you to die of this heart, our holy maiden of Zixiao Immortal Palace is not to be blasphemed!" The little dog seemed to see Shao Yitian's thoughts, and scratched the itch on his body with his paws.
"Give up, I've never given up in my dictionary. Shao Yitian said firmly. Others didn't do it, it doesn't mean that Shao Yitian can't help it, it's a big deal to go to Heavenly Court for help, Shao Yitian still doesn't believe it, and the dignified Heavenly Court Immortals can't think of a way to break through the Zixiao Immortal Palace Enchantment and the Great Array of Sealing the Mountain.
"You'll have those two words in your dictionary in the future. The puppy said angrily, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you." ”
Peat, just you, a dead dog, an old man, at most just an old dog.
When Liu Sihan came back, he saw that there was a cute puppy at home, so he happily immediately hugged the puppy and asked excitedly: "Yitian, this puppy is so cute, did you buy it for me?"
Seeing Liu Sihan's excited expression, Shao Yitian wanted to nod and say yes against his conscience, but after thinking about it, this dead dog is a dog spirit who can speak human words, and it can expose its lies at any time.
Shao Yitian told Liu Sihan the truth, and after listening, Liu Sihan looked at the puppy in his arms with a surprised face, and said, "Yitian, you said that this dog is the pet of Zixiao Immortal Palace, and can also speak human words?"
Although Liu Sihan had already stepped into the cultivation realm, he was still surprised that he could speak human words.
Shao Yitian nodded and said, "Yes, this dog is the pet of Zixiao Immortal Palace, and besides, I also learned from its mouth just now that Shen Xue was deceived by the people of Zixiao Immortal Palace!"
"Boy, pay attention to your words, the Holy Maiden is voluntary, not deceived by us. If you dare to talk nonsense again, no one in heaven or on earth can save you. "The puppy seems to have a sense of belonging to Zixiao Immortal Palace, as soon as he hears Shao Yitian say bad things about Zixiao Immortal Palace, he will threaten Shao Yitian, and the threat is just that, it is not annoying, Shao Yitian is tired of listening to it.
Liu Sihan, who was holding the puppy, heard the puppy suddenly speak humanly, even if Shao Yitian had already reminded her, Liu Sihan was so frightened that Liu Sihan hurriedly threw the puppy in his hand to the ground.
"Beauty, you hurt this baby. The puppy was enjoying the taste of being held by a beautiful woman, but who knew that in the next second, he was thrown to the ground by Liu Sihan, and his butt hit the ground first, making the puppy grin.
Seeing the puppy so cute and cute, Liu Sihan couldn't help but sneer, bent down to report the puppy again, Shao Yitian hurriedly took the first step to pick up the puppy. Ya, you dead dog, don't think I didn't see you, when you were held by Liu Sihan, you used your dog's head to rub Liu Sihan's **** from time to time, and it looked like a colored dog!
"Sihan, this dog has not bathed for more than a dozen, you still don't hug it, lest the fleas on this dog run to you. Shao Yitian said with a smile.
When Liu Sihan heard that there were fleas on the dog, he was immediately startled, checked if there were any fleas on his body, and was relieved when he found that there were none.
"Boy, you slandered this baby, you are dead. The puppy said with his teeth and claws, and then said to Liu Sihan with a docile face: "Beauty, this baby is very clean, fleas or something, they have nothing to do with this baby." ”
Damn, you dead dog still wants to eat my girlfriend's tofu, looking for death, isn't it? When you were in Zixiao Immortal Palace, you were held by a group of women every day, and you haven't eaten enough!
Liu Sihan touched the puppy's head with his hand, and then asked, "Yitian, you just said that Shen Xue was deceived into going to Zixiao Immortal Palace, is this true?"
Shao Yitian pointed to the puppy and said, "What it said, and I have also confirmed it from its mouth, it is Shen Xue who was taken away by Zixiao Immortal Palace. ”
The puppy said angrily: "I repeat, the saint was not deceived, but went voluntarily. ”
Shao Yitian and Liu Sihan didn't pay attention to the puppy now, and Liu Sihan asked, "Yitian, what are you going to do?"
Shao Yitian said: "This dead dog is right, with my current cultivation in the Jindan period, if I want to go to Zixiao Immortal Palace, it is a self-defeating way, so the top priority is to improve my cultivation, so that I can be sure to rescue Shen Xue from Zixiao Immortal Palace." ”
Liu Sihan nodded and said, "Yitian, let's work hard to cultivate together, and then rescue Sister Shen Xue." ”
"The Holy Maiden must be living a good life in Asgard, and she doesn't need your rescue. The puppy protested loudly.
"Sihan, I'll go bathe this dog. After speaking, Shao Yitian walked into the bathroom with the puppy in his arms.
"Boy, let go of this baby, this baby doesn't take a bath......" The puppy protested seriously, but Shao Yitian ignored it.
Shao Yitian threw the puppy under the faucet, then turned on the faucet, and after wetting the puppy's whole body, he rubbed a little shower gel on its body and rubbed it casually.
The puppy is still shouting like a pig: "This baby doesn't take a bath, this baby doesn't take a bath......"
Shao Yitian directly threatened: "The kitchen knife is still in the kitchen, if you don't shut up, the kitchen knife will serve." ”
When the puppy heard this, he obediently closed his mouth.
"Dead dog, you remember it for me, if you dare to do anything to my wife in the future, if you are not honest, I will immediately make you a eunuch, hear it, I will do what I say!" Shao Yitian threatened.
The puppy looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "You are still not a man, and you are jealous of a dog." ”
Shao Yitian said: "It has nothing to do with whether it is a man or not, you just need to remember my words, if you want to become a eunuch, you can take my words as wind in your ears." ”