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The next morning.

Lu Jingli was dreaming of a beautiful woman in the quilt, and suddenly, with a "bang", his door was pushed open.

it! Who?

Damn, he's sleeping naked! Is this the rhythm of the robbery?

Lu Jingli's first reaction was to quickly cover the quilt, and then he saw a scene even more terrible than a nightmare, his father and mother both stood in front of his bed, just like the expression he had when he was a child and wanted to beat him up after poking the hornet's nest in a playful way.

Lu Jingli was shocked and instantly sobered up, "Uh...... Father...... Mother...... It's early in the morning...... Why are you two running here? ”

"Stinky boy! I'll beat you to death! Yan Ruyi started without saying a word, and Lu Chongshan also pumped up with a cane.

Lu Jingli rolled around with the quilt in his arms, dodging his parents' mixed doubles, "Damn!" Parents! If you don't take you like this, why don't you do it without saying a word! Don't slap your face! Am I your own son? Ah, don't pull my quilt, I'm not wearing clothes...... If you have anything to say, you can at least wait for me to get dressed......"

"Give you two minutes, hurry up!" Yan Ruyi closed the door, went out with Lu Chongshan and waited in the living room.

Lu Jingli quickly got dressed, then rolled his eyes, and immediately ran to the windowsill and opened the window......

Fools go out obediently!

These two people actually came to trouble him early in the morning, and this time they must be more than lucky!

As a result, Jiang was still old and spicy, and Lu Chongshan had long known that he would have this hand, "Stinky boy, I knew that you were going to run!" Come here! ”

In the end, Lu Jingli still fell into the clutches of the devil.

Lu Jingli sat on the sofa, grabbed the head of the chicken nest, and said with a bitter face, "Dad, Mom, what's the matter?" ”

"You dare to ask, what happened last night, you say it yourself! Don't tell me you don't know! Lu Chongshan had an expression of impending wind and rain.

Lu Jingli's face was full of innocence, "Last night...... What happened last night? Didn't I just have a party last night? ”

"You're still playing stupid with me! Somebody told me...... Tell me...... Last night your brother kissed a man in public! That's really ...... How unreasonable! Outrageous! Lu Chongshan was so angry that he slapped the table.

"I'll ...... That's it...... I thought what was the matter! ”

"What kind of attitude do you have! It's not big enough!! ”

Lu Jingli was yelled at even more innocently, "Please, Mom and Dad, it's my brother who kisses men in public, not me, my brother lives next door, why don't you toss him, why do you come to beat me!" I'm so wronged! ”

Lu Chongshan's face instantly darkened, "You dare to say that you didn't give your brother this bad idea?" I don't hit you who you hit! I'm hitting you! ”

Lu Jingli was not happy when he heard it, "Damn!" Why! Why was it my idea? This time, it's obviously my brother who is self-taught! I was scared to pee too, okay? I'm a victim too! ”

Seeing that Lu Jingli's expression didn't look like a fake, Lu Chongshan and Yan Ruyi hesitated a little.

Seeing this, Lu Jingli hurriedly took the opportunity to continue, "Also, why do you think it's fake, maybe my brother really likes men?" ”

When Lu Chongshan heard this, he immediately became furious, "You fart!" Dare to talk nonsense again, Lao Tzu will kill you! Your brother and his children have children, can they like men? Besides, not long ago, he was so obsessed with that woman that he was obsessed with life and death, this is obviously his trick! ”