Chapter 132: Partnering to bully others
Chapter 132: Partnering to bully others
"In my current situation, I either eat some light food such as rice porridge, or I don't eat the best, why let you accompany me through this day of clear soup and little water! Listen to me! Today it is dominated by Qianyi. ”
Zhang Fengyi looked at Fang Longxing with a pleading face, this kind of coquettish posture, Mr. Fang saw it for the first time! Look at him! It's the heart blooming, the spring heart rippling! Stirred up many, many, many ripples...... The lady of his family is getting more and more interesting, and can always bring him unexpected surprises. No matter how you look at it, Mr. Fang thinks it is the best and the most perfect!
"It's still Brother Fengyi, it's the best for me." Fang Qianyi said with a smile, and he subconsciously pulled Zhang Fengyi's cuffs.
"You little brat, why did you become your sister-in-law's family after only two days? Anyway, I'm also your big brother, right? ”
"Don't you have eyes? I get along well with Brother Zhang, you should be happy, at least it proves that I have regarded him as the closest person to me in this life, just like you. ”
"For the sake of you being so sensible and well-behaved, I'll show off my cooking skills like an international chef! Whatever you want to eat lately, just ask, as long as your brother and I can make it, it will be as you wish. But to make it clear, all of this is thanks to your big brother Fengyi's kindness. ”
After speaking, Fang Longxing made a phone call to a Japanese food ingredient store with the same city express delivery, and ordered a lot of Japanese food ingredients. He was able to do this, completely giving Zhang Fengyi all his favor and honor. As long as it is something that his little phoenix is happy about, he is willing to do it!
"That's too much sugar! You have to have a couple of plus signs. Me! It is also drunk, envy, jealousy, and hatred, all of which are light. If I stay with you for a long time, I'll really get depression, or some kind of insanity! Fang Qianyi said with a grin.
"Hahaha...... The plus sign should be 'diabetes'! In the future, Doctor Fang, if this patient is sent to you, how much will it be misdiagnosed? Is it that corpses are all over the field, wailing and shaking the sky? ”
"You...... Fang Longxing! You're too a bully, aren't you? Hmph~~~~ I won't talk to you, master, I'm silent, I'm silent. ”
"Don't be angry! Being angry is not a good way to maintain your health! Come on, let's talk about a hundred and eighty yuan, it's all your consumption anyway. ”
"What kind of consumption is this, it is clearly my pastime. Is it not to bully me small? Bullying me for not speaking Chinese well, isn't it? If I can speak Chinese well, I have to say: "I must dig your family's ancestral grave, it will be difficult to solve the hatred in my heart." ”
"Hahahaha...... Come less, your ancestral grave is my ancestral grave, if you don't learn it well at a young age, what things are not easy to learn, you have to scold you to dig other people's ancestral graves. ”
"I really can't do anything about you two brothers, I took both of you at the same time." Zhang Fengyi saw that the two brothers were having a good time, and he couldn't help but joke.
"Sister-in-law, you come to judge the reasoning, you said that my brother's mouth, do you have to go to the hospital to see. What about that department? It stands to reason that it should be otolaryngology, if you say this brain, should you go to brain surgery, or should you go directly to neurology? ”
"Do I choose to be silent too? If you speak, you will offend two people at the same time, and I will not do this loss-making deal. As soon as Zhang Fengyi saw this little guy, sometimes like himself, he was unforgiving, and he didn't want to join the "war" between their buddies anymore.
"Sure enough, it's my brother's virtuous help! Playing with the two of you, I can't take advantage of it at all! If you two still have a little mercy, can't you let me have a little bit? Bullying the small, and co-working with the guys, I am really drunk, you are sincere, right? ”
"What else do you want? Do you have to distort the facts? Did we have a partner to bully you? It stands to reason that your sister-in-law should help me, and now that he has withdrawn, it is enough to give you face. You also said that we worked together to bully you, little brother, you are too unreasonable, right? If you have to talk like that, you really won't have friends!
If this is in the TV series, if you talk so impulsively as soon as you come out, I'm sure that in less than two episodes, you will definitely hang up, and you will be killed by others.
You also say that you have grown up, is this a sign that you have grown up? I think you're a tricky, vicious little woman! I'll let you go to the hospital for a while, and you're dizzy! ”
"Good, good, good! Young Master Fang, count me wrong, I'm not an occupational disease! There is an old Chinese saying that says: 'Three sentences do not leave the line'! ”
Originally, Young Master Fang was going to continue chattering and preparing to talk at length, but Fang Qianyi had no choice but to interrupt him immediately when he saw this. Isn't it like he himself has to ask for someone for a while! It's very offended, but it doesn't do you any good.
Faint! This big brother! Since he had his little daughter-in-law, he really didn't get used to himself! Fang Qianyi is a stomach full of bitter water! This man! How can you say that change has changed! There is really nowhere to reason, nowhere to shout injustice.
"Let's think about how to improve your spoken Chinese! In Chinese, there will be many descriptions and expressions of a thing, which can be described as broad and profound! In the past, you were asked to study hard, but you just didn't think it was the same thing, but this time you know it's useful! "Young Master Fang's anger has come up again, because he is not angry, he is not angry, he is not angry, he is not cleaning up, who doesn't clean up! What's more, someone has just dismantled his own platform and offended Fang Shao, sooner or later he will have to pay it back!
"It's true, but I'm also starting to admire my sister-in-law, it's really not easy to guard such an annoying guy every day." Fang Qianyi's children's shoes have also begun to fight back! couldn't say anything, so he began to gang up, wanting to stir up trouble and let his brother Zhang come out to clean up his eldest brother, because only in front of Zhang Fengyi can Fang Longxing be completely honest.
"I'm lucky to have met a natural 'optimist,' I don't know what it's like to be sad, as long as I stay by his side, there will be no worries, what a pleasant thing!" When Zhang Fengyi said these words, his face was filled with a happy smile.
Originally, I saw that the two brothers were chatting more hilarious, and I didn't want to interject, but one of them was not having a good time, and he got up and raised sand, so he could sit idly by! As for how to manage it, it needs to be said! Of course, it is to protect the interests of his family, and he is very particular about the method of praising the men of his family.
"Admire, admire, the person who can play with the demon king of the mixed world must also be an unusual character, then I will call you the 'beautiful snake spirit' sister-in-law in the future." Fang Qianyi saw that he couldn't take advantage of it, and he might be attacked by a group, so he had to change to a more humorous and witty statement, it is really not easy to live, eat, and drink in other people's homes!
"Hahaha...... Dare to compare your sister-in-law to the snake spirit in the gourd brothers. You don't just say he's 'Medusa'. Fang Dashao was very interested in Fang Qianyi's praise of his little lady, saying that his little daughter-in-law was good, of course he would be happy. No matter what a compliment it is! In short, it's a compliment.
"Whether it's a snake spirit, a Medusa, or a white lady, in short, these snake spirits are not very good, Qianyi doesn't think I praise people so much! You can't find a better one! It's not good, I don't want to hear it! "Mr. Zhang's face is red and white, and he dares to love him and become the pistachio of these two brothers. Convinced, these two people are indeed buddies!
"That's Venus, the god of beauty?" When Fang Qianyi heard Zhang Fengyi say this, a very smug smile leaked out of his face, and he thought: "Young Master Fang, I can't clean you up, and I can't clean you two up at the same time, I'll start with Brother Zhang first, and it's good to be ashamed or tease him first." Bully me little huh! I'll prove it, I'm not young, don't always treat me as a child. ”
"I'm so worried, why are they all women! Qianyi! Let's change someone else! Zhang Fengyi couldn't help but smile bitterly after hearing this. In fact, Mr. Zhang is not as fragile or vulnerable as Fang Qianyi's children think, Mr. Zhang's heart is strong!
"Looking at the world, everything related to beauty can be related to women!" Fang Qianyi tried his best to make his words look very decent, and pretended to be innocent. Indeed! In front of him, a strong big brother, he must not leak his intentions, otherwise he will really be miserable! As for what a miserable method! Of course, it was miserable to be cleaned up by Mr. Fang.
"But there are also a lot of outstanding men! Why can't you compare it to me? Qianyi! From now on, I have to admire your super thinking, maybe your brain circuit is really different from me, a more normal person. ”
Zhang Fengyi made them feel like a child's heart, and only when he was with Fang Longxing would he be so relaxed. In fact, Mr. Zhang is really smart! The implication of this is already self-evident, and I have to continue to talk about it, Fang Qianyi, little friend?!