Xiao Hei asked in a low voice, "Why is Team Liu so stupid?" ”

Xiaoman: "He's drunk." ”

house.

"Big strong brother, I'm really pretty."

"It's not." Liu Dazhuang added a little more strength to his hand: "Where did you hide my pretty girl?" Say. If you don't say anything, I'll strangle you!" ”

"Brother Zhuang, you ...... You let go first, I'll ...... I'm running out of breath. ”

"Don't let go, say it quickly."

"Brother Zhuang, you ...... You let go first. ”

"Not loose."

Xiaoman found a small stone and threw it through the window.

Liu Dazhuang's arm went numb all of a sudden.

The bride took the opportunity to break free from his hands: "Ahem, cough, cough......"

Liu Dazhuang looked at the bride and asked, "Are you a monster?" ”

The bride glared at Liu Dazhuang: "You are the monster." ”

"Then what's wrong with my arm?"

"How do I know?"

"You...... Okay, don't talk about this, you hurry up and give me back my pretty one. ”

"Stupid, wait."

"Hurry up."

"Got it."

The bride turned and wiped it on her face.

Liu Dazhuang: "Why are you standing still?" Aren't you going to give me back my pretty? ”

"Your pretty guy will be back soon."

After a while, the bride turned around.

Liu Dazhuang's eyes widened in surprise: "Pretty guys? ”

"Hmm." The pretty widow is both funny and helpless.

"That's not right." Liu Dazhuang shook his head vigorously: "You didn't have a pimple on your face just now." You...... You're a monster! You...... If you want to seduce me, I'm not fooled, and you will become my trick and deceive me. Yes, exactly. Say, where did you hide my pretty? If you don't say anything more, I'll find someone to take you! ”

"I'm just pretty guys."

"It's not."

"I am. Brother Zhuang, listen to me, I ......"

"Don't listen. Hurry up and give me back my pretty one. ”

"Listen to me, I'll ......"

"I don't listen."

Xiao Man looked at the pretty widow and explained to a drunk man that the woman was also drunk.

Xiao Man didn't want to stand outside the house overnight, so he threw a small stone into the house again.

Liu Dazhuang touched his head: "Why is my head so dizzy?" Did you cast a spell on me? I'm telling you, I'm not going to touch you. I only have pretty. I only sleep with pretty guys. You...... You ......"

Liu Dazhuang fell asleep before he finished speaking.

The pretty widow is both happy and depressed.

Xiao Man patted the soil on his hands. Well, now I'm not afraid that the groom will strangle the bride to death.

Coming out of Liu Dazhuang's house, Xiao Hei looked at Xiao Man and said, "Master, Liu Dazhuang has to give you another gift." ”

Xiao Man smiled: "He may never drink so much in the future." ”

It was dawn, and Liu Dazhuang hadn't woken up yet. He had already drunk a lot of spills, but then he was beaten by Xiaoman, and he slept more solidly.

The pretty widow wanted to wake Liu Dazhuang up. I screamed a few times and didn't wake up. The pretty widow had no choice but to go out and bring a basin of cold water.

The pretty widow washed Liu Dazhuang's face several times with cold water. Liu Dazhuang opened his eyes. As soon as he opened his eyes, Liu Dazhuang said, "Goblin, give me back my pretty." ”

The pretty widow patted Liu Dazhuang's face: "Brother Zhuang, wake up." ”

Liu Dazhuang looked fixedly: "Pretty and pretty? ”

"Hmm."

Liu Dazhuang hugged the pretty widow into his arms: "I thought you were captured by the goblins." ”

The pretty widow was sweet in her heart: "Is the fairy good-looking?" ”

"It's not pretty."

The pretty widow's heart became sweeter: "Brother Zhuang, I'll make a trick for you." ”

"You can also play tricks?"

"Hmm."

"What trick will you do?"

The pretty widow patted Liu Dazhuang's arm: "You let go of me, I'll change it for you." ”

"Okay."

The pretty widow sprinkled something into the basin first, and then washed her face in front of Liu Dazhuang.

Liu Dazhuang asked curiously, "What have you changed?" ”

"You'll find out in a moment."

After a few minutes, the pimple on the pretty widow's face grew.

Liu Dazhuang's eyes widened in surprise: "Yesterday...... Was that goblin yesterday really you? ”

The pretty widow pointed to her neck.

Liu Dazhuang took a closer look. The pretty widow has a handprint around her neck. Liu Dazhuang was distressed: "I will never drink again in the future." ”

As she spoke, the pimples on the pretty widow's face disappeared.

Liu Dazhuang touched the neck of the pretty widow: "Does it hurt?" ”

The pretty widow looked into Liu Dazhuang's eyes and said, "It doesn't hurt." I wanted to surprise you, I didn't expect ......."

"It's all my fault."

"I'm also at fault. I know you've drunk, and I want you to know the truth. ”

"I don't blame you. Pretty guys, I'll never drink again. "A good cave room spent candle night, not only did it not make a hole, but it almost strangled the bride to death, Liu Dazhuang was afraid when he thought about it: "I will never drink again in the future." ”

"It's okay to drink less."

"I don't drink anymore." Liu Dazhuang touched the pretty widow's face: "How did you do it?" ”

Speaking of this, the pretty widow felt sad. "When I was kicked out by them, I had nothing to eat, so I went to the mountains to find something to eat. When I couldn't find it, I grabbed the leaves and ate them. As I ate, I had a lot of pimples on my face. At first, I thought I was poisoned. It was only later that I found out that I was allergic to a type of leaf, and as soon as I ate that leaf, I had pimples on my face. Later, I found another kind of grass in the mountains, and if I just mashed it and pasted it on my face, the pimples would fall. Later, I dried and ground that kind of grass and that kind of leaves into powder, and the effect was the same. ”

"Why don't you explain it to them?"

"Explain? In those years, there was a shortage of soldiers. I'm a woman, I don't have a mother-in-law or a mother-in-law, if I get rid of the pimples on my face again......"

Liu Dazhuang hugged the pretty widow into his arms: "You have suffered." ”

The pretty widow smiled: "It's all over." ”

"Yes. It's all gone. I'll protect you in the future. ”

"Okay." The pretty widow looked up at the sky: "It's not early, it's time to cook." ”

Liu Dazhuang was reluctant to let go: "I'll hold it again." ”

"Okay then."

After another ten minutes, Liu Dazhuang was reluctant to let go of the pretty widow.

The pretty widow pushed him: "Big brother, it's time for me to cook." ”

"I'll see you again."

Another ten minutes passed. Liu Dazhuang was reluctant to let go.

"Brother Zhuang, if we don't go out again, my mother should shout."

"No, it won't."

"Mother just doesn't shout, and I'm embarrassed to stay in the house all the time."

Liu Dazhuang wailed: "I will never drink again." ”

The pretty widow smiled: "You rest again, I'll cook and call you." ”

"Okay." Liu Dazhuang reluctantly let go of the pretty widow.

As soon as the pretty widow turned around, Liu Dazhuang grabbed her: "Qiaoqiao, do you still have something to hide from me?" ”

"It's gone."

"Gone?"

"Hmm. What's wrong? ”

"Yesterday I thought you were a monster, so I choked you by the neck. I was numb when I pinched my arm. I thought it was you. Since it's not you, why is my arm numb all of a sudden? Also, how did I fall asleep all of a sudden? ”

"Aren't you drunk? When you are drunk, you tend to fall asleep. ”

"No, my head seems to hurt. My arm seems to hurt a bit, too. Liu Dazhuang rolled up his sleeves and looked at it: "Look, there is a mark on my arm." ”

The pretty widow walked over and looked, "It's true." ”

Liu Dazhuang looked at the ground again and found two small stones on the ground.