Chapter 20: Slap in the face

"It's all a family, don't you want to be like this...... I ask you, ha, you face a beautiful woman like me, and then you have to sign such a cold marriage agreement...... Is it because of ....... ”

Before Gu Xia finished speaking, Yu Yuli's eyelids began to beat wildly, and he always felt that he might have a myocardial infarction in the next second.

Sure enough, Gu Xia stood up and approached him little by little across the breakfast table.

A very small voice asked, "Are you having sexual dysfunction?" ”

Then, Mr. Yu blackened his face for a moment......

"Gu Xia." He's really going to roar.

The two bodyguards not far away were also frightened, thinking that you and me, who were still in love just now, why are you in a hurry now?

"Here." Gu Xia's conditioned reflexive standing up straight was also the thing he did the most in the four years of the Public Security University.

"Don't be too presumptuous...... Be careful that I'm not kind to you. ”

Yu Yuli felt that this little girl was getting more and more self-indulgent, and it was estimated that after a while, she would fly into the sky and shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

What the hell is sexual dysfunction? He's in good health, six times a night won't be a problem, okay? Although it has never been practiced.

When Gu Xia heard this, he was a little excited.

From the bag behind him, he quickly took out a small notebook.

While peeking at Yu Yuli, he read at a rapid speed -

"Ahem, Mr. Yu, if you do it, my charging items are like this, I will be charged 30,000 yuan for a punch, of course I can't hit the head, if it is a slight concussion, the price will be ten times higher, after all, I am a person who eats by my brain. If you kick me, if the strength is less than 30%, I can give you a 5% discount, charge you 40,000, slap you, try not to slap my face, after all, it will affect my personal image, of course, if Mr. Yu wants to be angry, you can reluctantly accept it, but the charge for the face is a little more expensive than the head, 150,000 slaps, no discount or discount. ”

"You're touching porcelain......

Seeing that this woman said such shameless words in such a high-sounding manner, Yu Yuli only wanted to say one word ,—— convinced.

Gu Xia put away the small notebook and smiled slightly, "Mr. Yu is serious, I am charging for conscience, I don't believe you can help an old grandmother and grandfather on the street to try, the price is ten times higher than mine, I am lower than the market price, of course...... Even if it's touching porcelain, you give it the opportunity, right? ”

Depressed: ......

"What about me here, the payment is very convenient, cash is available, WeChat is available, Alipay is also available...... If you want to swipe the card, I can bring my own POS machine, of course, the cash is settled at one time, I can also give you a nine-fifty discount, welcome to visit next time, ah....... ”

"Gu Xia, you are shameless, for the sake of money, you can even do this kind of thing." Yu Yuli continued to blackface.

Touching porcelain by yourself, and also clearly marking the price, an arrogant batch, Gu Xia is the only one in the world, and it is an eye-opener for Yu Yu to leave today.

"It's not easy to eat mixed rice, my salary is a small assistant police officer, and it's normal to have some side jobs, welcome Mr. Yu to patronize me and help me make a fortune."

"You're dead to this heart, I'm absolutely ...... No...... Let you get your wish, you will not earn a dime with me. "Yu Yu is not stupid, so he doesn't want to do what she wants.

After speaking, Mr. Yu got up angrily, "Prepare the plane and return to China." ”

"It's good to return to China, but the money you owe me before will be settled for me first, after all, it's not easy to calculate transnational accounts." Gu Xia had a hippie smile.

"What money?" Yu Yu was stunned.

"Tsk, it's really a noble person who forgets things, the money for a hundred dollars an hour to accompany you to the casino, and the money for last night's temporary rescue, a total of 1,000 dollars."

Yu Yuli held his forehead, he really regretted why he said this before, he really slapped himself in the face, and it snapped.

I just swore that I wouldn't let this product earn a penny from me, and now I ......

Depressed, he pulled out ten hundred dollars from his wallet and threw them on the table.

"Thank you, do you need to issue an invoice?" Gu Xia took the dollar with a small hand, and the joy blossomed.