"Hehe, your father, your father was a demon king of the mixed world back then, and he still used Lao Tzu to make a move?"

Lao She lifted the clothes on his belly, looked at the roasting on the fire, and squeezed his two light eyebrows together, and responded coldly to the dwarf.

"Your father, that is, the third child, doesn't know where he came from, he is full of kung fu, full of ruthlessness, swallowing snakes, swallowing mice, eating shit and drinking urine, there is nothing your father dare not do, but your mother is good-looking, small ass and big eyes, every time she calls me, she will squeeze her eyebrows at me, but it's a pity that she gave birth to such a thing as you!"

"What's that, what's that?" When the dwarf heard this, his temper came, he touched his pocket with his left hand, pulled out a knife, and inserted it into Lao She's shoulder, pulling it in his mouth: "Grandma, don't think that you know Dad, I won't dare to touch you, if you don't do something, Lao Tzu's hand will be lost?" ”

was inserted into the knife, Lao She didn't pay attention to it, sat on the ground, slowly finished the barbecue, picked up his clothes and wiped his mouth a few times, and then began to nag again.

"Your father is indeed more ruthless than me, he didn't know where to worship a crazy woman master back then, I heard that he was still a figure of the Qing Dynasty, he looked like a white-haired witch, with a childish face and crane hair, but unfortunately he didn't have a chance to get her, she and your Lao Tzu took me off the water, so I hate Lao Tzu, and when the story is over, we can die together!"

I was taken aback, Lao She was really vicious, and he actually coerced and lured us thousands of miles away, boiled in a pot, turned his head and asked him.

"If you want to tell the story, hurry the fuck, the last thing I want to wait for is death!"

"Don't be in a hurry," Lao She glanced back at the knife embedded in his shoulder, reached out and turned down the black hat on his head, and said with a terrifying face.

"This has to start with your reservoir, the first point I stepped on was the bottom of the reservoir, I heard that there is an upside-down tomb at the bottom of the water, there are countless treasures in it, the third child took his master's two people, and dived with me, you don't know, there is a foreign mother-in-law, she looks like the princess in the painting, she took off her pants in front of me, jumped into the water, and her white ass dangled in front of my eyes, and his mother's tender tofu was the same!"

"I was still young, my blood was strong, this kind of Yanfu life was gone, after diving underwater, I had a crooked mind, pulled her feet in the back, dragged her all the way, made her choke and fainted, and then she dragged her up the hill, after artificial respiration, and woke her up, when I was in high spirits, this mother-in-law, actually spit out a mouthful of phlegm, bit her tongue and committed suicide!"

Lao She talked about these shameless pasts, and her performance was still very relaxed, and there was no trace of guilt in her tone: "Of course, she thought that she could be done if she died, but unfortunately I don't think so, the mother-in-law who just died still has a temperature, and there is no doubt about the living!" ”

I was taken aback, and then I remembered the dead body found next to the mound of clothes, and the movement of her bones was very strange at that time, and it turned out that there was such a wonderful story, so people asked him if they didn't know.

"Oh, I buried this woman's bones, and that Daoist, I guess you killed it!"

"No, no, no, don't detain the basin, I can't beat that bull's nose, it was the third child who killed him, and he was seen by a little widow in your village, and since then the third child has a reputation, and no one will mess with it!"

Little widow, is it Widow Zhang?

I was curious, so I grabbed the root of my ear and said, "That widow is very beautiful, isn't it Widow Zhang?" ”

"Yes, it's her, and it's also your mother-in-law Zhang Fang's mother, I wanted to kill people at that time, but I couldn't bear to be such a stunner, so I stripped her clothes, and then there was Zhang Fang, she was very good, inherited my perfect genes, and became a flower in ten miles and eight towns, but the third child broke with me for this matter!"

Zhang Fang is his daughter?

I was taken aback, and almost jumped up, if this was true, wouldn't I have to call him an old man?

"You don't have to be nervous, she is my daughter, but you are not my son-in-law!" Lao She saw my horror, and raised his hand to signal me not to move: "If it weren't for Fangzi, you would have died in the county seat, and by now, it can be regarded as giving my daughter a little thin noodles!" ”

"Don't fucking be shy, make up nonsense to intimidate Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you!" The dwarf snorted, drew his knife, and raised it to slash at his neck, but I hurriedly gave the dwarf a look and stopped him.

"You can be nonsense with me, the four of us brothers are much stronger than the three of you, if it weren't for the old three, we would be a hero now!"

Lao She was very shameless, and actually thought that doing this kind of illegal deed could dominate one side, I smiled, stood up, tidied up my clothes, and opened my mouth to say.

"You're wrong, people like us can't have a good result, from the moment I started, I knew that after the story was over, you can do it!"

"Fourth, come here!" Lao She turned his face to look at Tian Laosi.

Unexpectedly, Tian Laosi took two people to retreat, and said nervously: "No, no, no, your affairs have nothing to do with me, don't take me with you if you want to die!" ”

Tian Laosi was very afraid, he completely lost his usual arrogant and domineering appearance, and his expression was very panicked.

"It's okay, but it's okay to come, the story is not over yet, Li Shan, do you think you are very smart, right, but I am smarter than you, this trip is just to transfer the tiger away from the mountain, even if you can go back alive, your industries are all over!"

Lao She also stood up and looked at me directly, and I didn't know what was going on, when suddenly a gust of wind blew, making his black robe uneasy.

"Don't talk nonsense, you have a wall ladder, I have a good plan, the things in the county are all under my control, let's see the truth or falsehood!"

At this moment, I felt that there was no need to be afraid, whether it was dead or alive, go all out, but Lao She was not in a hurry to do it, took out the water bladder and poured a few sips and sat down, patted the ground and sat down.

"Actually, the dead man on Nanmen Mountain was also killed by the third child, maybe the third child was worried about the white-haired witch and slaughtered all the men around her, and I already smelled the danger, so I retreated behind the scenes and helped Jiang Lao Er up, but unfortunately a few of you killed him!"

"That's why you're going to kill us, do you want to avenge Jiang Laoer?" I didn't sit down, but looked at him head-on.

"Yes, that's the reason, you shouldn't, you shouldn't, you shouldn't have killed Jiang Laoer, let alone his son, you shouldn't have killed you, don't have me to do it, little fifth son, pull down the broken dragon stone!"

Little five?

I was taken aback, and hurriedly looked up, and there was a thin man in black standing by the door of the tomb, he was like Lao She, and he wrapped himself very tightly, and I saw him reach out to the doorpost, and I heard a loud bang in my ears, which shook the whole tomb......

(End of chapter)