Chapter 27: We're In

At first, I thought it was a mink, but this thing was very different from the mink I saw in comic books, it was much smaller than a mink, and it had a beard on the side of its mouth.

The short man's toes kept bleeding, he looked at the thing he was afraid of on the branches, picked up a stone next to him and smashed it, and scolded in his mouth: "You fuck, bite Lao Tzu, you have the ability to come here, see if Lao Tzu doesn't live and skin you!" ”

I was afraid that the dwarf's excitement would cause the blood flow to increase, so I hurriedly stepped forward and pressed him on the shoulder, and then walked around to him, blocking his view and talking to him.

"Don't babble, this thing looks evil, it licked my face that day, maybe your feet are too stinky and smoked, it's strange if you don't bite you!"

As I spoke, I looked at the things on the branches, at first I thought it was a weasel, because its coat was yellow and shiny, very similar to a weasel that specializes in stealing chickens and dogs, but the beard on the side of the mouth made me negate my own thoughts, until Chen Hui ran over with a handful of herbs, she exclaimed.

"My mother, what a big mouse, Brother Shanzi, did we poke its nest and make it angry!"

Rat?

With a puzzled face, the big head walked up to me with a big lid on his face, stared at the creaking thing, and put his finger on the trigger and said to me.

"Shanzi, I don't look like a mouse, how can there be a yellow mouse, if you say it, others may point out that we will hit the ghost again!"

Rats are very common, most of them are gray, I don't deny the big head, the egg liquid disagrees, because the eyes look very smart, and the size is much larger than the average mouse, just when I was puzzled, the short man suddenly stabbed my ass hard, and before the pain came, I heard his babbling voice.

"Don't stand in my way, damn it, I see it's a big mouse, big head, beat it down for Lao Tzu, I'll eat it later, let it bite Lao Tzu!"

The dwarf was right, it was a mouse, I glanced back at the dwarf, and wanted to praise it, but thinking that he was going to eat the mouse, I said with a face full of unhappiness.

"You fucking know how to eat, this rat is very evil, and Wong Tai Sin is the same way, let's just get rid of it!"

I saw it in the book "Ten Thousand Laws Return to Tibet", saying that gray, white, yellow, willow and gray are all things with aura, and where they are, there must be tombs, but a few of them don't know it.

Hearing me say this, the big head raised his gun and shot another shot at the sky, and the loud noise frightened the yellow mouse on the tree to jump down and run into the forest, I smiled, looked at Chen Hui with satisfaction, grabbed her hand and said.

"You help the dwarf stop the bleeding, I'll look at this hole!"

Originally, I just wanted to look at her, but her hands were so tender and white that I couldn't help but look at it, and I couldn't help but feel like taking a small advantage, and she didn't resist, just looked at me with a red face and said.

"Brother Shanzi, they are all looking at you, are you not afraid of hooliganism now?"

I smiled awkwardly, touched the back of my head, grabbed the firewood knife, and was about to chop a branch and poke it into the hole, but I didn't think that the big head and the short man were laughing behind my back, and I was anxious about the things in the tomb, so I didn't care about them, sharpened a book stick, and stabbed it down.

To my surprise, the hole was not empty, and after a few stabs, the tiger's mouth was a little numb, and I thought to myself, is this a mouse hole?

But after thinking about the mouse, the hole seems to be a little too big, does it mean that the thief who came before died without digging through, and then the rat took up the nest?

Thinking of this, I looked at the dwarf, and saw that his footpack was like a white bun, and my heart suddenly leaked, thinking that it was likely that he would return empty-handed when he went out of the mountain for the first time, so I couldn't help but ask the dwarf.

"This thief hole is solid, dwarf, are you fucking angry, if you are angry, get up and dig it for me, we don't have much time, otherwise we have to wait for next time!"

When the dwarf saw me say this, he immediately came to his senses, looked at the big head and said, "What the hell are you doing with me, help Lao Tzu up, Lao Tzu is not dead yet!" ”

Seeing the dwarf like this, I and the big head laughed, Chen Hui was probably anxious, worried about the safety of the dwarf, and even forgot that there was a difference between men and women, and reached out to stop the dwarf by the waist, so that the dwarf looked at me and smiled, and it was not to go, I smiled indifferently.

"Shorty, you are so damn blessed, with the village flower Zhang Fang, you want to take a ride on this village grass Chen Hui, right, I'll talk to your mother-in-law when I go back, and see if she doesn't cut you at night!"

Chen Hui's face turned red suddenly, he stomped his feet and let go of the short man, glared at him with hatred, puffed out his cheeks, turned his back to me, I helped the short man, and stuffed him back into the thief hole with the big head, and then walked over to see Chen Hui.

"What's wrong with you, you can take it seriously just kidding, we are the two of us who are going to be long, what is the matter with the dwarf!"

Chen Hui, this girl has a strong personality and is not a stingy person, she punched me in the chest, tilted her head and said, staring at those big eyes and saying: "Okay, okay, you are poor, I will pee, you are not allowed to peek!" ”

Looking at her back, I thought about my son before peeking at you, Lao Tzu still has time to smell the pee, it is better to look at the short man, although I think so, I still can't help but glance at her back, but I just didn't follow.

"What are you doing, come here, what do you see the dwarf has made?"

I was taken aback, thinking that something good had been dug up, and when I looked back, I saw the big head looking at me with a skull, and there was no horror on his face, only some confusion on his brow.

The head was strange, with a big hole in the skull, and I took it and looked at it, and the dwarf pulled out a tattered garment from underneath and came up.

It was a very shabby military uniform, with a badge on its chest and a brand new fountain pen in its pocket, which showed that the owner of the skull had been smashed with a heavy object and thrown into the hole.

Looking at the tattered clothes, I was disappointed, if the tomb was likely to be walked through and the hole was filled in later, then it would have been very likely that the tomb would be empty.

I had been thinking about something for a few years, and if it was empty, if it were, I guessed that the shorty man and the big head would fall out with me on the spot, so I had to pray silently, hoping that the thief would leave a valuable thing or two.

The dwarf threw the human bones one by one, Chen Hui peed and came back, looking at these gloomy white bones trembling and grabbing my arm, I felt her hands sweating, and knew that she was afraid, so I reached out and hugged her by the waist.

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to experience Chen Hui's warmth, but to stabilize her emotions and comfort her horror, of course, in the eyes of the big head, I have to behave this kind of behavior is very dirty, so he has to have a lewd expression on his face, and I'm afraid that I'm also thinking about some obscene things, when I looked at him and was about to say a few words, the dwarf in the cave suddenly exclaimed.

"It's through, hand me a flashlight!"

I glanced at the dark hole, nervous and complicated, this was the first time to dig a grave, in the face of morality and law, I wanted it to be empty, but in the face of desire, I wanted it to be shiny with all kinds of treasures.

Seeing that I was stunned, the big head hurriedly threw the flashlight into the hole, lay down at the entrance of the cave and said to the short man inside: "You have to be careful, don't lose your life!" ”

Big head's words made me come back to my senses immediately, it is very dangerous for the short man to go down alone, if he dies here, I and the big head will also be targeted by the police station, grab the hoe, I said to the short man in the cave.

"You fucking get out of the way, don't walk around, wait for us to come down!"

It may be that personal desire has triumphed over morality and law, I dug quickly, and it didn't take long for the hole to allow such a burly figure to squeeze down, I looked at Chen Hui, and gave her the firewood knife.

"Don't come down, wait for me above, I'll go down with the big head!"

Chen Hui took the firewood knife and kept nodding, I knew that she had no intention of following, so I smiled embarrassedly, and I and the big head also entered the tomb one after the other.

It was dark and damp, the air was filled with a disgusting musty smell, and there was a trickle of running water in my ears.

I glanced forward, and by the faint light of the flashlight, I saw a small underground river in front of me, and the water in it glowed green, but the dwarf suddenly spoke, and startled me.

"Damn, this rich man is so awesome when he dies, you can run the train if you look at this cemetery!"

I glanced at the dwarf, walked cautiously, and after crossing the underground river, I shook my flashlight a few times, and an arch appeared in front of me.

The arch was made of blue bricks, and there were strange patterns on the bricks, and about three feet from the ground, there was an old oil lamp hanging on both sides of the doorpost, which made people a little frightened to look at, and strangely enough, the arch was open, and there was a gloomy air blowing inside.

"Fuck me, you're all fucking here, if you two coax me, I'll go in alone!"

I admired the courage of the short man, he shook the flashlight, walked in straight, the big head put the flashlight in his mouth, raised the gun and followed him, I took a deep breath, and thought: "Damn, if you want to die in the sky, you can make a fortune if you don't die, and you can get out!" ”

In fact, there are no legendary zombies and ghosts in the tomb, but the gloomy atmosphere still makes me feel terrified, and I have and unconsciously think of those evil ghosts with their capes, which makes it a little difficult for me to walk, and my steps can't catch up with the big heads and short people.

The dwarf walked ahead, the light shining on a pile of clay pots, dancing with joy and laughing.

"Haha...... It's really fucking rich, these jars, each one is tens of thousands of ......"