Chapter 3 Bumpers
Zhang Guozhong carefully looked at the big girl on the side of the bed, she was dressed a little miserably, but her eyebrows were clear, and she seemed to be much better looking than the rural girls he saw along the way, even if she was put in her own school, she could be regarded as a middle and upper reaches.
Captain Li walked over at this time, "Is the young man awake?" This is the girl of Li Daming's family, I heard that you can look at the bumper, so she came early in the morning. Zhang Guozhong's heart was broken, he originally came to the countryside to verify the falsity of "Maoshan Tuzhi", but now from the village chief to the villagers, they all think that he is here to dance the gods to the villagers, and treat him as a guest, in fact, he just turned over the "Maoshan Tuzhi" twice, understand the fur in the fur, he can't understand a lot of Chinese and is too lazy to ponder, now it's good, he is regarded as a savior, yesterday he also ate a New Year's dinner at Captain Li's house, and now if he explains his intention word by word, I am afraid it will hurt the feelings of the peasant brothers, Forget it, let's go hard, anyway, more than a dozen of their so-called gentlemen don't look down on it, I'm so young, it's not ashamed to look down, and it just verifies the falsity of "Maoshan Tuzhi", in fact, in the depths of Zhang Guozhong's heart, I still hope that I can be blinded by a cat like last time, after all, I have a short mouth after eating people, not to mention that there is a good-looking rural girl looking at it.
The name of the troublemaker is Li Daming, it seems that he is still a relative of Captain Li's family, it is said that he dug the river embankment two years ago, dug out a big coffin, and since then he has sat down at the root of the disease, talking to himself every day, saying that he is a two-list jinshi or something, every day he eats some pickles and drinks some water, people are getting thinner and thinner day by day, and he looks thin into a handful of chopping wood, Li Daming is the main labor force in the family, to this point, the work at home is done with the help of his daughter Li Erya and some relatives and friends, and the family is poor, In the past few years, please Mr. or something, and the family has been tossed upside down.
To be honest, at that time, Zhang Guozhong didn't know what to do, so he had to take out the set of words when criticizing people.
"Name!"
"What did you say?" Judging from his eyes and tone, it seems that Li Daming is not the one who said this.
"I ask you what's your name!" Zhang Guozhong slapped the table, and his tone was extremely strong, firstly, it was a preemptive strike, and secondly, it was also to give himself courage.
"Under the surname Cheng Mingke, the number of the road wind monk, Jiaqing Geng Wunian Jinshi, Cai Gao Badou, Xuefu Wuche, you wait for a little hairy boy, how can you come with me..."
Li Daming is a farmer, he has never read it in elementary school, what is the word, what is the number, and he is only eight buckets high, the more Zhang Guozhong listens, the more he wants to be happy, and Li Erya outside the door has a higher hope for Zhang Guozhong, in the past, Mr. was not as powerful as Zhang Guozhong, as soon as he saw Li Daming, he was immediately scared like a grandson, and ran away after saying a few words.
In Zhang Guozhong's mind, just like last time, it would be all right to dip a grapefruit leaf in vinegar and stick it on Li Daming's head, but the previous work still had to be done, that is, to interrogate Li Daming first, so that the villagers could see that they still had some workload, and the power of the proletariat would always defeat all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.
"Since you are from the Qing Dynasty, what are you doing here? Say!! ”
"Hahaha, little hairy boy, you dare to ask this seat," Li Daming's eyes were dull, but with an indescribable ferocity, "I'll let you see how powerful this seat is today!" As he spoke, Li Daming suddenly rushed towards Zhang Guozhong, and his hands tightly choked Zhang Guozhong's neck. Zhang Guozhong was thinking, just now this kid was still claiming to be a Jinshi, why did he suddenly become a seat? Only the officers of the *** reactionaries are called military seats, could it be that Li Daming is a spy? Thinking about it halfway, Li Daming had already pounced, Zhang Guozhong didn't react at all to this sudden change, he only felt that the strength of his hands was amazing, it didn't look like human power at all, just a second or two, Zhang Guozhong's face was pinch and his face was bruised, and he couldn't say a word when he stuck out his tongue.
At this time, Captain Li's eyes widened, and he just reacted and shouted, here you are again, come quickly! At this time, seven or eight young and strong villagers around him rushed forward and pulled Li Daming's arm.
In fact, this kind of thing is not the first time in Li Daming, there have been a few gentlemen, either dare not enter the house, or bite the bullet to enter, will encounter this kind of thing, and at this time, the skinny Li Daming will be extremely powerful, it takes seven or eight strong guys to pull away, there is a gentleman because of his age, only a few seconds of kung fu was almost strangled to death, fortunately the village doctor came in time, and it was acupuncture and artificial respiration, only to be relieved, since then, no gentleman dares to come to Li Daming to see the disease.
As for why Li Daming's bumper is so noisy, the gentlemen can't say why, they just say that this thing has become a climate, and it is not easy to cure it.
Zhang Guozhong slowly opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a doctor in a white coat, who was reprimanding the surrounding villagers: "How many times have I told you, don't engage in this kind of feudal superstition in the future!" Li Daming suffers from schizophrenia, what is the use of praying to God and worshiping Buddha? You have to believe in science! And you Li Tiesheng, as the captain, you actually took the lead in doing this kind of thing, how will you do other people's work in the future? In case the child dies, how will he explain it to his family? …”
At this time, Zhang Guozhong's mind was in chaos, and his personal experience told Zhang Guozhong that what happened just now was by no means as simple as schizophrenia! The kind of power that pinched people was by no means his own strength, just like a lathe in a factory, it was the bones that emitted the power rather than the muscles, not to mention that Li Daming was skinny, his two hands were like chicken paws, where were the muscles? If you want to break it, it feels like using your fingers to break the pliers, and it is absolutely impossible to feel it from the nerve endings.
At this time, Zhang Guozhong's suspicion of "Maoshan Tuzhi" has almost collapsed, although he has received atheist education since childhood, but Zhang Guozhong is a Chinese after all, five thousand years of legends or myths, after all, there are some indelible traces in Zhang Guozhong's head, plus these things he has never seen, Zhang Guozhong has deeply felt that what this peasant brother in front of him needs is by no means doctors and medicines, but really some supernatural things.
Captain Li patted Zhang Guozhong on the shoulder, "Young man, you are the one who has held out in front of him for the longest time." "Me? Hold on the longest? "Yes, the other gentlemen were pinched as soon as they entered the house, and you not only sat face to face with him for a long time, but also talked to him, and he can also answer your questions, it seems that you are really capable."
Zhang Guozhong cried and laughed again. This Captain Li thought that he was a big jumper.